i haven't really bothered to make a deliberate effort to grow my twitter following or to write bangers etc in years, but i still have a clear sense of how to do it and i've advised other people who wanted to do the same, and witnessed them succeed. here are a couple of thoughts
one of the most important things you have to remember, especially if you're still a small account starting out and trying to get more attention, is that people aren't reading your tweets in isolation. your tweets are showing up as a 'beat' on a timeline
so if your tweet is something that's moderately unclear or confusing, or has too many details, or the sentiment is too complex, people's likeliest response is to scroll past it
this changes once people know you, care about you, believe that it's worth the effort to decipher you
although even then, people are less likely to quote/RT tweets that are tedious to understand. until it crosses some threshold, if it was actually really good once it's deciphered. crossing that threshold is often a function of how lucky you were re: early engagement compounding
even with larger accounts etc it can be quite arbitrary which tweets take off and which don't, which is why imo as a poster you ought to have an internal sense of what's important/good to you and then keep posting about it. many things only take off after repeated exposure
oftentimes when i have friends or peers who strike me as people with really interesting thoughts, but their twitter isn't doing so well engagement-wise, it turns out it's because they're thinking like a blogger or speaker. they aren't really perceiving the timeline properly
the bloggers tend to be overwrought (for twitter), and the speakers tend to be underwrought (for twitter). there's a sweet spot of 'computation' that you want the reader to do.
math analogy: "what's 2+2" is underwrought. "what's 120592151 + 1205985215" is overwrought
yup. it's hard to know *precisely* the correct/optimal range– it changes over time, depending on the state of the wider timeline and even like the political climate etc. but you can approximate it with some trial-and-error
one way of thinking about good reply game is that it identifies a frame that's too big or too small, too X or too Y, and nudges it towards something marginally better in a way that's still resonant with the OP's frame. in this way we can actually make each other's tweets better
if you have stuff that you think is good, don't give up on it! just try talking about it repeatedly from different angles and zoom levels.
i know it can feel a little unnatural– my approach to making it natural is to just follow the cadence at which the thought naturally arises
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there’s a thing I often wish I could explain to people… but hilariously, it fits the same pattern I’m trying to explain:
a lot of the most interesting, valuable things you can do are things that have very small windows of opportunity
so in the case of matchmaking, a beginner matchmaker might think it’s a matter of finding the best possible people (according to some set of metrics) for the best possible people.
but the expert matchmaker will tell you that actually timing and seasonality etc matter more
in something like football you might think that the player with the most stamina, best striking ability, etc is the strongest
but the guy that scores the most goals is typically the guy who is most sensitive to the situation. Messi famously just walks around the pitch Observing
one of the oldest stories we have on record is from 1850BC Egypt called "The Eloquent Peasant". It's fairly short yet interestingly complex. i'll try and retell it as quickly and entertainingly as i can
we begin with our boi Khun-Anup, a poor peasant just tryna sell his wares...
to get to the market he has to pass thru land that's owned by nobles. ultimately i believe the land is owned by the pharaoh, but it's administrated by the high steward Rensi, who in turn lets it be run by the local goon Nemtynakht... a ~4000yo matryoshka of bureaucracy
so anyway. the local goon Nemtynakht is a corrupt mf and decides to rob our boi Khun-Anup. he lays out a cloth across the narrow path, which is in between a river and the goon's private fields of barley.
Khun-Anup is like, pls sir, I can't move, I don't wanna trample your cloth
for starters I don’t think you’re selfish for not having children
and kids actually are a joy to have
but if you need a different reason, I really liked what some other couple once said, about wanting to have “a maximum human experience”. I’ll elaborate how I interpreted that
but first again I’ll reiterate that you *don’t* have to have kids. i don’t think it’s something that should be done from a sense of weary obligation. I believe it’s possible to have a meaningful, beautiful life without kids and you should do what feels right for you in your heart
ok so like the first wild thing to me about having kids is that you get to see your own childhood and your own parents from a sort of “exploded perspective” view. it’s like seeing the matrix, the current timeline directly loops over the past and it’s narratively ultra satisfying
when I was young I figured out a bunch of solutions to a bunch of problems and I thought it would make people love me lol but it actually alienated me from them, and it’s turns out it’s roughly because people identify with their problems
(I then went on to solve that alienation problem for myself by making a bunch of new friends, which involved dis-identifying as alienated)
there’s some subtlety here that’s worth getting into
disidentifying is not about denying the truth of something or pretending that it doesn’t exist or that it doesn’t hurt etc
it’s simply removing the pedestal from underneath it, demoting it from its main character status
Obama is still the only POTUS who was born after 1946. He was the only one born after the partition of India. Gandhi's assassination. the Berlin Blockade. the coinage of the term "Big Bang". Mao's proclamation founding the PRC. the signing of NATO. the Korean War.
only POTUS born after the coronation of Elizabeth II in 1952, after Everest was summited for the first time in '53, after the Fellowship of the Ring was published in '54, after the first Disneyland opened in '55, after Elvis dropped Heartbreak Hotel in 56, Sputnik launched '57
Barbie debuted 1959
Pantyhose also debuted 1959, big year for a particular kind of pervert
Muhammad Ali wins the gold at boxing in the 1960 olympics when Biden is ~18 years old
then JFK and Nixon have the first televised presidential debate also in 1960