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@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff Lmao @thejoeypyeshow just lmao that the only thing you have to take pride in is an asterisked win by a candidate that lost by 3 million votes and also had the help of another fucking country's government and yet you barely, BAAAARELY squeaked out an electoral win by 50k votes lol
@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff i can't imagine crafting an identity, political or personal, around an event that your side didn't, and couldn't, win without outside interference lmao, jesus you guys must have some super shitty lives in flyover country if a Trump* win is the best you can do
@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff But hey my man, 2018 might be half over already but go ahead and luxuriate in all of those awesome successes your keystone kops have pulled off like...the..tax plan that polling as less popular than any tax hike or tax cut in american HISTORY? Yikes let's try again, how about...
@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff Oh, I know, let's take a look at the epic win on trump's central campaign promise to build a 3,000 mile long see-through wall on the border to keep out those mexicans except uh, I guess I'm not close enough to the border because there isn't any wall yet but..oh? Not funded or? Ok
@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff What about in foreign affairs? Surely our allies are super happy about our renewed and strengthened prestige because america is great again right? Huh? We don't have any allies left? They're all at G7 and furious with us? FUCK, okay what about international diplomacy?
@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff *watches Trump launch a multimillion dollar cruise missile just to blow up an empty stretch of runway in Syria* Oh. *watches Trump refuse to apply congressionally passed sanctions on Russia* Hmm... What about our own governmental management?
@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff Wait a minute what the fuck do you mean his cabinet's had a 55% turnover rate since inauguration are you out of your fucking mind? And HOW many people has Mueller indicted? SIXTEEN? Who?! Holy shit his campaign manager and everyone else involved at the top levels of the camp?
@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff AND his sons were involved? People that are highly placed aides and staffers in Congress are actively being arrested and booked for lying to the FBI about the collusion as we speak? HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE
@iamyuneek @thejoeypyeshow @RepAdamSchiff On second thought, given that's only about a tenth of the shit Trump's failed upward at since "winning" the election, no wonder you guys parade around that stupid goddamn electoral map. It's because it's the only thing you have resembling any kind of win* whatsoever. That's sad.
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