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Valentines thread for Onceri!

Your Boyfriend is a large catfish fellow. His smile is wide and friendly and his voice deep and southern. His scales gleam in the light when he moves, and his form is smooth and heavy as it presses close. He says you're the catch of the day.
Your Catfish Boyfriend's whiskers are prehensile, when you're close you often find them curled around some part of you, your arm, your leg, casually draped across your neck. They stroke your cheek sometimes when you say sweet things, and they tickle when you kiss.
Your catfish boyfriend is a lot bigger than you. His lumbering legs shake the ground, and his swaying tail shifts the air. His hugs enfold you completely, smelling cattails and fresh days on the river. He tells you stories of the water as you lay on his belly.
Your catfish boyfriend gives very large kisses, they take up entire sides of your face, and barely fit into the crook of your neck when he's feeling affectionate. He says you're sweeter than southern ice tea moments before you vanish under another one.
Your Catfish Boyfriend likes to bake, beignets are plentiful in his company. It gives him a bit of a tummy, and you're starting to get one too, but as his whiskers roam across it, he says he doesn't mind. He also mentions there's rumcake in the kitchen if you want.
Your catfish boyfriend can play the banjo. He croons sweet words to you as you sit close on a porch swing, reinforced to accommodate him, hands gently rubbing his tummy as he sings about the river, the wilds and you, the loveliest of all things.
Hope you enjoyed Onceri!

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