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Women are most certainly equal

This woman just farted next to me in the airport

No, I won’t be offering my seat to anyone — male or female

Congrats on equality
I’m convinced this woman crop dusted my face in order to get me to give her my seat

I’m a Texan, Lady

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

I’m willing to die standing my ground
I’m not even kidding right now

The woman a sat by the whole flight just crop dusted me (or woman behind us) as we were getting off the plane

This is unreal

Is this a new thing?
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