you must have THIS much finesse to follow this tip
*whistles* whew boy. i NEVER give that as general advice, because i know men will take that as license to be abrasive dickheads
man following my advice on a first date: so, Shelby, does ur hair always look like shit or did you make a special effort today?
insult: "wow. you're super late. i guess it takes you a lot of time to look hot"