So, once or twice on here, I've shared my thoughts on joke stealing.
Comedy is an art, but part of it is a bit like science. Or maybe math. It's equations.
Growing up, my very comedy minded siblings and I would basically riff competitively at the dinner table. Somebody would say something and we would all recognize it as a set-up and sort of race to blurt out the optimal punchline.
And without any prior rehearsal or collaboration, three or four of us would be arriving at the same or nearly the same conclusion for what joke fit the set-up.
Same set-up, same pieces, same pool of references to draw from... you're going to end up with multiple people making the exact same joke.
It's not theft. It's algebra.
All of this is to say: I watched that D&D pick-up lines video before I shared it, and while I appreciate the spirit in which people are telling me that it "stole" some of my jokes... nah.
My sense of humor is not wholly unique...
...and I would expect many people looking at D&D would realize the comedic potential of "wild shape".
Another person coming up with a similar joke to you is a sign that your sense of humor has widespread appeal. Enjoy it.
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"How can one person be a they? It doesn't make sense."
Same way one person can be a he or she.
"Those words are singular."
No. Those words, like all words, are shapes and sounds. Words don't make any sense. Words don't do anything.
We make words, and we make sense of them.
There's all kinds of other arguments that favor the validity of singular they, including the fact that even people who claim it's a contradiction use it reflexively when the *only* thing they know about the unknown antecedent is that it's one singular person.
There's the argument about established use, where "they" has been used as a singular pronoun for longer than "you" was standardized as the second person singular; "you" is still grammatically plural, as in "She is one person. He is one person. You ARE one person."
Here's a reason I'm a pro-mockery of the OceanGate fiasco: that whole "regulations stifle innovation" thing that crops up in their PR to present the whole "untested and unlicensed" thing as a feature rather than a bug: people who want us eating heavy metals for breakfast say that
The idea that safety regulations and oversight are anti-business, anti-competition, anti-future, and anti-human survival (because the geniuses who would save us have their hands tied)... that's a huge and consequential part of right-wing/libertarian mythology.
And no, I'm not saying that libertarian and right-wing are the exact same thing. That's why I said both of them. Because they aren't exactly the same thing.
But there's a lot of areas where their goals and methods overlap perfectly, even if their professed beliefs do not.
Don't disagree with Representative Raskin here about the principle, but we all need to be ready for the fact that the GOP attacks on Joe Biden via Hunter aren't likely to stop or even change no matter what he does or does not do.
And counting on the people - even those who aren't specifically part of the right-wing echo chamber - to notice the disconnect and the hypocrisy... well, I mean, a lot counts on the media not blandly reporting/repeating the attacks like they're normal and well-founded.
The idea that is prevalent in so much of the media that the proper thing to do is amplify both sides and if one of them is absurd or dangerous, "the American people will see and decide that for themselves".
But to the extent they trust the news, they trust the news.
...and how much more it felt like I was getting something done and communicating ideas clearly in the thread vs. when I try to write even a "gallop draft" or Pratchettian 0th draft of actual mechanics.
So I'm going to give my brain a break by threading about the ideas more.
Two things I mentioned in that thread, about things a Paladin can mostly *just do*, the idea of a Paladin's vow having a supernatural ring of truth that is *just believed* here, and sensing the presence of deceit, are both part of two important aspects.
The sentence "At some point, safety is just pure waste." is such a perfect distillation of something I've tried to articulate over the years about *gestures vaguely around at everything*.
Whatever happened to the sub now, it was cheaper at the time to assume it just wouldn't.
This logic goes into oil tankers and pipelines: sure a spill will be catastrophic and expensive, but what's the alternative... spend "extra" money forever to try to head off something that just might not happen?
And of course, the pandemic. All of the missed opportunities and half-measures... the long-term cost of not investing in safety is a problem for a future version of us who might not even exist. Cheaper to assume it won't.