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few understand the power of harnessing boomer energy when dealing with large institutions and companies. my bank charged me a bunch of fees recently so i just called them and said i felt like they should refund three of them and they actually did. this face is a sigil of power:
truly imagine you are one of those middle aged guys who brags about things like this and this power will be granted to you. visualize it. become the boomer. the woman on the phone asked me how much money i wanted refunded, i just picked a number and they actually did it lmao
i keep telling you all that king of the hill is an american tantra for self actualization but no one is listening. you must become hank. the other day i got excited about buying a new trash can. im far down this path. i can only lead you to the water, i cannot make you drink.
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