ALL RISE… #ShameCourt is now in session. If you confessed to what your hormone monster made you do, we could be bringing you to trial... Check the court listings for your name.
Thus begins the trial of @shaunamarieox who stands accused of ‘grinding’ on the arms of her couch while watching wrestling. Should Shauna feel:
Next we summon @EarlofHalifax who is charged with hugging his girlfriend’s mother ‘just a bit longer’... Should Earl feel: