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15 *actually* out-of-business businesses:

Trump Airlines
Trump Ice
Trump the Game
Trump Steaks
Trump Fire
Trump Power
Trump American Pale Ale
Trump Casinos (multiple failures)
Trump Magazine
Trump Mortgage
Trump University
Trump Tampa
Trump Vodka
PS/ Sorry, I suppose I should "@" literally (indeed statistically) the *worst American businessman of the 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s* if I'm going to list how many pathetic business failures he attached his name to: @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump PS2/ I encourage readers to add in the comments below any additional pathetic Trump business failures that I didn't already name, as clearly @realDonaldTrump has difficulty knowing when a business has failed or not and needs public assistance to point him in the right direction.
@realDonaldTrump PS3/ So far we have these additions to our already lengthy list of out-of-business Trump businesses:

Trump Foundation
Trump Vitamins
New Jersey Generals

Still unclear is whether we should add to this list businesses that would have gone belly up without Russian or Emirati aid.
@realDonaldTrump PS4/ Updated list of @realDonaldTrump failures:

Trump Airlines
'' Ice
" Models
" Vitamins
" Foundation
" Steaks
" Fire
" Power
" Pale Ale
" Casinos
" Magazine
" Mortgage
" University
" Vodka
" Tampa
" Board Game
Tour de Trump
Affliction Entertainment
NJ Generals
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