giant mushroom from the forest that got kicked in half by someone. my ass looks
like a couple of water balloons, filled to the absolute timit with skim milk.
looks like a Zoo animals ass. my ass looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound
bag. my ass looks like an extremely antagonizing pinata.
those dead animals that gets pulled out of the ocean and is featured on The News
because nobody can identify it. my ass looks like a car crash. my ass looks like a
racist photo shop of a Polish “Babushka” woman.
scoops of raw pancake batter. my ass looks like a gleaming pair of Angel’s wings.
my ass looiks like an obstacle from a nickelodeon game show. my ass looks
Statuesque. my ass looks like an autopsied corpse. my ass looks like a bow!
skinned potatos. my ass looks like it was in a car crash. my ass looks like a parade
float from some impoverished nation. my ass looks like nine eleven on steroids. my
ass looks like some hamburger buns that someone was keeping in their pocket and
walking around with.
ass looks like a pair of over-seasoned mozzarella balls. my ass looks like a car
crash that was in a car crash. my ass looks like the victim of a college prank.
ass looks like the chunk of blue chesse dressing that takes up the entire cup. my
ass looks like the dead sea after the waters recede. my ass looks like an old sock.
my ass looks like an abandoned bee hive. my ass looks like a pile of bleached sea
shell’s.
the face at the beginning of mario 64. my ass looks like something that matadors
use to piss the bulls off. my ass looks like one of those deep sea creatures that
cannot survive in captivity.
time. my ass looks like it has been attacked. my ass looks like a powdered wig that
got run over by a train. my ass looks like a couple of shop rite bags filled with rain
water. my ass looks like ground turkey meat.
was tarred and feathered after getting caught stealing hardtack from the old
general store. my ass looks like a starwars alien. my ass looks like it had a stroke.
my ass looks like an entire cheesecake thats been pecked by birds.
like an overfed botfly larva. my ass looks like the ten biblical plagues. my ass looks
like some bullshit. my ass looks like its made out of newspaper. my ass looks like a
Ghoul's ass. my ass looks extremely wet but it is dry to the touch.
a really big tooth. my ass looks like it lost a bet. my ass looks like diapers. my ass
looks like a sofa. my ass looks like it has seen better days. my ass looks like a mob
hit. my ass looks like a brain preserved in formaldehyde.
for the circus. my ass looks like a omelette. my ass looks like it needs a blood
transfusion. my ass looks like a towel that was used to line a bird cage.