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Person opposite me on the train, coughed directly at me without covering their mouth. Got out my hand sanitiser and used it to wipe down the back of my laptop while looking him dead in the eye.
Too passive aggressive? #CoronavirusUK
For the record, all of my hand sanitiser was bought pre-CoronaPanic. The only one I've bought since, I've sent to my little brother in New York because he has to deal with the subway and he couldn't find a single one in the shops.
Great, now he's actually talking to his mate about how he has a cough and that if he has it he'll self-isolate at home. Thanks, dude. That really helps me.
We're chatting now, and he brought it up and said he felt really bad but didn't say anything. He's actually brought up a funny point:
"" There's probably one guy sat in Wuhan like "😬 I probably shouldn't have eaten that bat". ""
Which reminded me of this:
Some are suggesting this joke is racist. I didn't know eating bats was a thing. As shown by the Chappelle bit it made me think of, he could just as easily have gone with a... Let's say... different method of infection... But he probably figured bats were too small for that.
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