"I owe a fellow in Hialeah ten thousand, and I have the Dolphins to cover. Don't cancel October just yet."
It wasn't an accident, you know. He really does hold the ball like a jackass.
I agree with him. It does happen. However as one with full knowledge of the difficulties of speaking to the camera, his efforts to sound like a human being are laughable. Yet again he looks like the secret police are making him denounce the revolution.
I want to discuss Netanyahu. Normally this would be a column but I think everyone needs to hear it.
It can’t be underestimated how much Netanyahu has lost everybody. I mean everybody. Even Israel Hayom — Sheldon Adelson’s paper — says he should lick Hamas and get out.
Hamas is firing the rockets and slashing throats, yes. But Israelis blame Netanyahu. When the war is over there is talk of a commission to investigate what he knew and when he knew it.
Johnson is the most conservative speaker in a hundred years. He is also the most inexperienced. He is eight years in the House and has never been in leadership of any sort.
He is nuts but not enough in public to alienate the moderates. He is for the stopgap spending bill, for example. He is also so new to the House that he hasn't made many enemies. He is the definition of useful idiot.
We'll do this in one place for future reference. It began in 1980. The Phanatic accompanied players to Japan on a barnstorming trip. There were boxes of balls in the clubhouse to be signed. The Phanatic signed on the sweet spot. Lasorda was furious.
In retaliation he forced the Phanatic to sign several hundred baseballs, which is so small thing when you've only got four fingers.
From then on the Phanatic tortured Lasorda in Philadelphia. The Dodger players loved this. Eventually they stole Lasorda's road uniform and gave it to the Phanatic, who put it on a dummy. Then he was really able to torture Lasorda.
On Lou Gehrig Day I can add nothing to the appreciation of him as a player or a man. But I will say something about his relationship with Ruth, which is frequently misunderstood.
Gehrig and Ruth came from similar backgrounds. They came from dirt. The difference in Gehrig's case was his mother, who was strict. He loved her very much. She kept him in line. But he understood Ruth's youth, and vice versa.
When Gehrig got money all he wanted to do is go home to his wife, read the newspaper, and listen to the radio. When Ruth got it, he was determined to wring life out. Gehrig's way would have killed Ruth, and vice versa. But both are understandable.
Dear Friends: Service has been light because I’m involved in managing my grandmother’s estate & how it affects my mother, who is incapacitated. This is complicated by her primary caregiver & medical power of attorney suddenly becoming ill.
I long ago pressed my family to include me in legal plans for her care. I was promised it would happen. It did not. Now as she prepares to enter (hopefully temporary) nursing care, I must ensure I can act for her and that her assets are protected.
I’m back and forth to New Jersey a lot, staying in hotels—my only option. I have a lawyer. There’s more travel to come. I hate to break character, & you are very generous to me already—but I’d be grateful if you can do anything to help defray my significant costs.