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Oct 11, 2023
Congress invites Shri Jaishankar for dinner. - Read till end🤣🤣

The Story :

To counter the G-20 insult by Modi and also to cement their new alliance, the Dotted alliance gang built a new fancy office and named it "Mohabbat Ki Dukaan"
A grand program was organised for the inauguration, followed by a dinner hosted by Sonia.

The building had an exclusive "Freedom of speech and dissent" lounge for eminent intellectuals, historians, artists, economists, jurists to agonize and curse Modiji..
The MC for the event were Ravish and Rajdeep who were going Ga Ga over the Italian frescos, wine and beef menu.

To rub it in, they invite only S. Jaishankar from BJP to the dinner.
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Jun 2, 2023
A post by my friend Viji on dealing with life matters. She is not on Twitter anymore; but the words are so mature, wise and wonderful.
Realize that parents & siblings matter
Marry early, raise a family early
Focus on your choice of spouse 🌟⭐
Fall for the heart, not the charm
Bond with your children deeply
Prioritize family over career
Teach your life to your children
Live your faith with your children
Root them in your faith
Support them emotionally
Educate them on Karma
Show them love matters
Cry if you have to
Stay strong, even then
Read 13 tweets
Apr 24, 2023
#genderfluid #genderbender #humor #SarcasmAlert Via WA

On the issue that sexual organs don't decide your gender😂

One fine day, in the nyayalay, an earthshaking argument was in progress....

Banda: Your Honor, this cattle seller Chanda has cheated me.
I wanted to buy two cows and paid him ₹ 1 Lakh for two cows. But he as sold me two bullocks. This is udder cheating...

Justice MoonCho: Why did you cheat him ?

Chanda:_ I have not cheated Your Honor. I sold him a pair of cattle for ₹ 1 Lakh.
Justice MoonCho: What nonsense ? I can clearly see two bullocks there in the image produced as evidence.

Chanda: Your Honor, I would humbly like to remind you that there is nothing like absolute male or absolute female. Gender is not about genitals alone.
Read 11 tweets
Mar 29, 2023
Let me narrate my experience from a very close quarter. Case 1: SBI S/B A/c holders can take a Personal Accident policy from any SBI Branch and the premium gets deducted from their SB Account after a proposal form gets submitted at the Branch.
There was a Lady who was part of a branch that served a Central Govt organization. In that area, the men folks used to spend their money on booze and by the 20th of the month, they will end up in fin related issues. And if the breadwinner dies, family would be in doldrums.
What this Lady did was to talk to these workers, told them about this policy, elaborated on the financial safety and security that it would provide at a nominal cost. (In the initial days, Sum Insured was Rs. 4.00 Lakhs at a premium of Rs. 100/-). It got changed later.
Read 5 tweets
Mar 29, 2023
Got this on WA - fairly well analysed. ///

Soros Tool kit activated .

-- Rahul Gandhi Conviction
-- Rahul Gandhi Disqualification
-- Oppositions Rallying around and creating chaos
-- Rahul Gandhi and Team not planning to appeal in higher courts .
-- US congressman meddling in internal matters of India thru RG case .
-- Rahul Gandhi will go to Jail. Few from regional parties also may go to Jails in different cases .
-- congress and opposition with the help of Judiciary will create the mother of all movements that could be many times more than the Shaheen bagh and farmer protest

--Western governments and media will echo the Cong and opposition .
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Mar 28, 2023
Was very privileged to meet Kum. Jyothi Kalai, a girl who was born visually challenged. Life threw plenty of curveballs at her and her mother. But boy, how they deflected them and came out on top. Now she is an accomplished singer - so has two cup board full of tropies. #
Here she sings "Endaro mahanubhavulu" - a Krithi composed by Saint Thyagaraja. She has a gift: Can tell a day (like Monday, Tuesday) based on date, month and year. cc : @anandmahindra @Anandi_sanatani
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