My husband was a drunkard, every time I was called to go & take him from the gutters when he was drunk. Sometimes I find him in a coma, my family asked me to leave him but I didn't want to cos I was hoping he'd change👇🏽
At one point, I was tired, I couldn't take it any longer, and I decided to change it some other way. One day I was called to pick him up and I went, I carried him straight to the morgue. I negotiated with the mortuary man to lay him on the ground among the corpses.
Three hours later, my husband woke up and began by begging the attendant not to put him in the fridge that he is not dead. The mortuary man started to whip him hard saying "you corpses you come do witchcraft here, go lie down there".
My husband begged so much, after a moment of caning, the mortuary man let him out. He came back home and from that day he no longer got drunk.

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My Dad told me the story of something that happened about 6
50years ago.

The king of their community sent for all the well-to-do and striving members of the community; both young and old, who were in the city. When they arrived, the king had a small feast with them👇🏽👇🏽
During the feast, the king mentioned to them that he didn't call for just a feast. Firstly, he appreciated them for doing proud the community, in their various endeavours. But as a matter of urgency, most of the youths in the community are jobless and needs their help.
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One morning, Micheal went out 👇🏽👇🏽
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604 Rolls Royce’s
574 Mercedes Benz
452 Ferrari’s
209 BMW’s
179 Jaguar’s
134 Coenigsegg’s
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