LONG THREAD: To know Uganda is to understand how its relatively fertile lands, water, and bountiful harvests shape its social dynamics, politics/democracy, and geopolitical posture in Eastern Africa and the Great Lakes 1/14
Uganda has lower food prices, and a higher calorie intake than ALL the countries in Eastern Africa that have more mechanised agriculture, irrigate several times more, and use fertilisers at far higher levels than it does 2/14
A family member in 🇺🇬 passed by her farm this weekend, filled her car with all the food that would go in, and in Kampala dropped it off FREE to family and friends. No fertilisers, no GMO etc. She tells me; “I literally put it in the ground and voila”. She isn’t alone 3/14
Because they have lots and cheap food, Ugandans have contempt for their political leaders because they “don’t feed us” (an expression that doesn’t exist in some other African cultures). There's a downside to that... 4/14
The govt doesn’t subsidise any food or set prices. In parts of western UG rivers of milk used to form after farmers poured it away. Uganda’s staple foods (matooke/bananas, millet) aren’t bought in supermarkets like maize flour in Kenya or Tanzania 5/14
Food in UG – its price, availability etc – is a private affair between consumers, farmers, and traders. You rarely hear anyone ask the government to do something about food, except when a drought threatens famine (even then, it's a distribution, not availability, problem) 6/14
During the deadly 20-year war in northern Uganda, the region still had fewer stunted children than other peaceful “prosperous” regions – because of abundant millet. Its birth rates soared, which – ironically – has now raised its political currency as a voting bloc 7/14
Political economists argue that because Ugandans are well fed, they can’t be angry enough to go to the streets in LARGE NUMBERS for LONG PERIODS. Corrupt and repressive govts can survive long if they stay away from the people's gardens 8/14
It also means that political resistance and armed rebellion – and there have been many – will almost always be started and led by a radicalised or aggrieved elite. They will rarely be broad workers’ or peasant movements (despite the propaganda to the contrary) 9/14
Food has been a key plank of Uganda’s relations with its neighbours; a key export to most. In the 2019 border stand-off with Rwanda, Uganda reportedly calculated that Rwanda would “starve” within 6 months and reopen its borders 10/14
It didn’t. Long story why. Instead, Rwanda weaned itself off dependence on Ugandan food. But a silent crisis arose in southwestern Uganda from an unsold food surplus. Official data shows the region had some of the sharpest recent rises in poverty 11/14
The recent rapprochement with Rwanda has many aspects to it. One of the cold realpolitik reasons is to solve the food surplus crisis in southwestern Uganda – and manage the likely fallout from it ahead of 2026 election (when Museveni will likely seek a record 9th term) 12/14
In east and north 🇺🇬 dynamics R better with a lucrative food trade going on with Kenya & South Sudan. President Museveni’s good electoral fortunes in once hostile northern Uganda, R really down to his S. Sudan policy and the wealth it has brought farmers in northern Uganda 13/14
In Uganda, among the cultural purists, if you visit and you don't carry live chicken, matooke, potatoes, groundnuts, beans, millet, pumpkin, jack fruit, pineapple, fresh maize, or sugarcane in the boot, you are considered uncultured, uncivilised🤪🤪🤪 14/14
While still the Monitor, a friend returning from an upcountry work trip bought lots of food on the roadside inexpensively. He pulled up in the office parking lot with fruits, bananas, potatoes, a sack of charcoal (to my horror) - and he'd also bought for me a goat!!!🤪🤣
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1/5• Isaac Vah Tukpah (R), co-author of “George Weah: The Dream, The Legend, The Rise to Power”, leaves Liberia after his departure was blocked last week. The book, among other things, quotes President Weah speaking about the sexual habits of his wife.
2/5• As the torments of Ugandan author .@KakwenzaRukira remind us, writing about African leaders, their relatives, body parts, and habits, has become dangerous business. Seems only those who have fought lions should venture. theguardian.com/world/2022/jan…
3/5• An early casualty was Cameroonian author Bertrand Zepherin Teyou (L), arrested in 2010 for his book “The Banana Republic’s Beauty: Chantal Biya, from the street to the palace” about the country’s First Lady. A sickly Teyou died in 2020 years after his release.
A friend in Nairobi, who can’t publicly comment on the Ethiopia-Tigray conflict “for diplomatic reasons” (his initials are D.O) sent me these “6 Things The Ethiopia Conflicts Tells Us About Africa Today” 1/7.
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We are seeing the crisis/death of 2nd generation constitutions: Ethiopia with its diversity-sensitive constitution, federalism & self-determination clauses, mirrored in the angst and twitches in South Africa 2/7
Ethiopia reminds us of the limits of the “modernisation” (read big infrastructure ) model that “brings” development and nurtures cohesion through satisfied stomachs. It was rising until it fell 3/7
Poverty is why people are religious and churchy, says Nigerian activist Reno Omokri, and that overcrowded & underdeveloped places make people believe their prayers do not get answered 1/ 4 kaftanpost.com/poverty-is-why…
When these same [religious Africans] relocate abroad and see that their prayer requests are easily met in their new locations, they lose their religiosity 2/4
Poverty alters your perspective. You make enemies out of innocent people. “You blame ancestral curses & village people for your poverty, when in fact the problem is your location, which is overpopulated & underfunded 3/4
The CIA saw Congo nationalist Patrice Lumumba as “a [Fidel] Castro or worse”, and moved in with dollars and a hitman instructed to assassinate Lumumba with poisoned toothpaste - THREAD 1/14 historyextra.com/period/20th-ce…
The money secured the loyalty of Col. Joseph-Désiré Mobutu. His soldiers detained Lumumba, who was murdered soon afterwards. Mobutu was America’s man. He amassed a personal fortune estimated at several billion US dollars by stealing the nation’s wealth 2/14
The 1956 Suez Crisis (the invasion of Egypt by Israel, followed by the UK and France) is widely remembered as a critical event in post-war British history, which helped bring to an end the era of Britain as a global empire and superpower 3/14
Thomas Sankara was the leader of a bold initiative to transform a country trapped in a dependent relationship with the rest of the world, particularly France 2/8
Sankara refused to accept that poverty in West Africa was inevitable, and offered a new kind of freedom. Sankara was really vulnerable only to counter-coups – from forces who wanted to return to business as usual with French imperialism 3/8
In Lekki, one of the poshest suburbs of Lagos, the Nigerian army removed the cameras, turned off the street lights & LED billboard and killed "over 78" #EndSARS protestors singing the national anthem…then put the dead bodies in their trucks 1/7 thetelegram.com/opinion/local-…
Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation (200M people), is really two countries. The southern, mostly Christian half, with all the oil, ports & most industry, is around 95% literate. Only 1 of the 19 northern, mostly Muslim states is over 50% literate 2/7 thetelegram.com/opinion/local-…
50% of young women in northern Nigeria have no formal education. Only 27% of southerners live below poverty line; 72% of northerners do. Yet it is young southerners on the brink of revolt, cos it is the political domination of the north that keeps ruling kleptocracy in power 3/7