My final Disney park visit last summer. It was hot. They kept yelling at my baby to get the mask over the nose, outside. It was Pride. Every store was filled with only rainbow gear, including on toddler mannequins.
Had a verbal altercation w a creep and his 10 pals who all cut in front of us at Pedos of the Caribbean. All 10 of them, fat but healthy looking, ran onto the ride. When I told a Cast Member about it, creep yelled at me and claimed they were with a "disabled" person. #neveragain
The boomer lesbians behind us in head-to-toe rainbow gear, back us up and start screaming at the creep. She yells "Bullshit! You're not disabled! I have a bad knee and I couldn't get a disabled pass!" Bless their hearts.

tldr: It is no longer the happiest place on earth.
In many, many, MANY visits to the parks over the years, I have never once seen a grownup angry or upset. It's smiles all around, even in the hottest, longest lines.

It was shocking but obvious that the bloom is off the rose. Disney, or whatever made it so magical, is dead. #RIP

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