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There are ten days left in 2017. Every day between now and New Years UsVsThemBlog will be bringing you a countdown of the most ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciations of 2017. To start the countdown off we the #10 most ridiculous #Team Patriot pronunciation to follow:
10. In July Louise claimed Donald Trump could not step foot in New York due to charges against him brought by local authorities. She administer then Press Secretary Reince Priebus to admit it! This was, of course, false. He’s been numerous times.
Stay tuned tomorrow for the #9 most ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciation of 2017! (An UsVsThemBlog Production)
Are you ready for today’s UsVsThemBlog presentation of the 9th Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciation of 2017? Here we go without further ado!
#9 #TeamPatriot resident Alex Jones @JamesFourM fancies himself a finder of “connections” of course very many are specious yet he sits up in Canada (he lies about being American) accusing people of crimes baselessly. Here is one of his most idiotic and #9 on our list:
In October James, known on Twitter as #UnemployedJimmy, breathlessly reported @MalcolmNance had the same publisher as Roger Stone. Oh! Stop the presses! Skyhorse Publishing published more than 900 books on 2017 alone and has published four Nobel Prize winners including novelists
such as Samuel Beckett and Elie Wiesel. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyhorse_… Yet to spaced out #UnemployedJimmy that is a conspiratorial “connection” that has this weirdo accusing respected experts of nefarious ridiculous things. Congratulations #UnemployedJimmy you’re #9 of 2017!
Stay tuned tomorrow for the #8 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciation of 2017! (an UsVsThemBlog production)
Is everyone ready for UsVsThemBlog’s #8 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciation of 2017? Here we go:
#8 Old friend Claude Taylor a traveling amateur photographer who worked out of craft shows claimed this Spring he had “sources” on the Trump/Russia scandal. Always vagues and at times embarrassingly procedurally wrong, nonetheless Trump haters were anxious to buy in:
In May, Claude came thru with a blockbuster! Legal shock and awe! Judicial Armadas! All were in progress rounding up members of the Trump’s inner circle. It seemed the new administration was in its final hours to hear Claude tell it!
Of course none of it happened. May 11th was just another day. Nobody was arrested. No shock. No awe. No armadas. Claude’s fans went on, surely there was some mistake. But more than 7 months later we see Claude was just full of it.
Stay tuned tomorrow for #7 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciation of 2017 (an UsVsThemBlog production) Merry Christmas all!
Merry Christmas everyone, are you ready for UsVsThemBlog’s #7 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronciation Of 2017?
#7 To get to 2017, we have to start in 2016 to see the remarkable transformation that occurred in 2017. Let’s start with this: a clear, unambiguous statement from #TeamPatriot intelligence “expert” in 2016 he is a Trump supporter from an article he wrote:
Can’t get much more clear than that, right? “The Donald will have my support” And while you can locate pre-election tweets where he sort of strode the fence on the same issue, i.e. “I support his issues not the man....” it’s still going to be inconsistent to what’s coming
After the election in November Schindler struck a conciliatory tone. Time to move on, give Trump a chance.
He also took to ridiculing the #NeverTrump movement
Yet a month later he was claiming #NeverTrump were Patriots with a brain
By July of this year he was a full fledged #NeverTrump member. Always had been to hear him tell ot
But check out this full circle he came with a recent tweet just this week
So let me get this straight, Schindler, you clearly wrote you supported “Don the Con” and although you had some admitted fence straddling on that in the immediate wake of the election you were encouraging people to give him a chance?
Despite that you now claim you’ve known for 15 years he could literally destroy the Republic? Really now? Yet you supported him in at least one article? Ludicrous and the 7th most ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciation of 2017. Which btw you are pathetically a member of after
throwing away, due to your own issues, a once legitimate, but no longer, career. Stay tuned tomorrow for the #6 most ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciation of 2017! Merry Christmas again folks!
So we are down to the 6th most ridiculous #TeamPatriot pronunciation of 2017. Here is today’s announcement:
#6 As has been well documented a leading member of #TeamPatriot is the infamous #StolenValor scumbag Counterchekist. His misdeeds are well documented by @Fraude_1 here:
Nevertheless this list would not be complete without special recognition of this claim
Basically what Rich Guinn is claiming, falsely, is he was awarded Purple Hearts probably multiple
This is such a stomach churning, disgusting claim by Mr Guinn of Camillus, NY it almost defies belief. There are real heroes who HAVE served and who HAVE been awarded Purple Hearts and for Rich to sit on social media lying about it virtually every day well that’s a special kind
Of POS. He literally lies every day to tens of thousands of followers. We will pass on what patholigical mental health issues this must require, but suffice to say Rich is a 32 year old seemingly unemployed guy who lives at home with his mother. There are definite self-esteem
issues at play. And for the offensiveness of this claim, you Rich Guinn aka Counterchekist, earn the 6th Most Ridiculous Pronunciation Of 2017. Stay tuned tomorrow for #5 (an UsVsThemBlog production)
So let’s move forward with UsVsThemBlog’s 5th most Ridiculous Pronunciation Of 2017
#5: Some months back Claude Taylor got a tip! A hot tip! An investigation was under way for Trump Models for sex trafficking! A major story right? Only it was not true
As exposed by The Guardian Claude and Louise had been catfished and fed a false story to see if they were using any journalistic standards at all NARRATOR: They weren’t. theguardian.com/us-news/2017/a…
Louise had clearly cheerleaded Claude’s story in the lead up to it
Of course Schneiderman was NOT moving. He wasn’t meeting up in Albany. No arrests came.
She even published a Patribotics story that tracked Claude’s false scoop
Yet what did she do after Claude and his story were proven a fraude? Threw him under the bus and tried to distance.
So let me get this straight. Claude was fed a fake story that was made up by a catfisher on a whim and you reported the same but your story is real with real sources. Okay Louise okay! 😂😀😀
On any event the catfished nonsense that beyond any reasonable doubt proved Claude and Louise liars and grifters earns the 5th Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronuciation Of 2017
Stay tuned for the #4 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronunciation Of 2017 (An UsVsThemBlog Production)
Let’s go live with the #4 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronuciation Of 2017!
4: This one is a team effort a true #TeamPatriot team effort! And that is #OpGhostStories2
What’s that you say? Oh it’s an insane twist on a real thing. You see the Russians being on social media is a real thing. But then again there are hundreds and hundreds of millions of people on social media world wide, right?
Yet these people #TeamPatriot think everyone who disagrees or debunks them MUST be Russian spies. It couldn’t possibly be some people have a high desire for honesty or facts? Or perhaps some of us don’t suffer fools gladly?
So these people, a dog costume designer, a mediocre travel photographer, a right wing failed chick lit author, a dissembling futurist (wut?), a disgraced professor, a legal secretary, a suspended attorney, a child actor, etc. think THEY are worth a concerted effort to silence
Let’s take a look at some of the insanity shall we? In this one Louise claims the intelligence community is spending time running analysis of @hardhouz13 Twitter account. Ummm, ok Louise. Medication time perhaps?
In this one Louise claims all the friends of the hilarious but entirely loyal American @RussianSpicey are going to jail (that would include me)
On this one top notch loon #UnemployedJimmy specifically claims I am headed to the slammer
And in probably one of my favorite tweets of 2017, for it sheer lunacy, cat woman Karol sums it all up explaining that all the people debunking the #TeamPatriot cray have serious criminal issues brewing on the horizon
Now there are Russians out there messing with us. But they’re not behind every bush. They’re not half the people at the supermarket, they don’t care about Royce the crazy chemtrails guy or loony Tony or any of #TeamPatriot. Why on earth would they? McCarthyism should stay dead
So congrats #TeamPatriot you all jointly earn the #4 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronuciation of 2017 for the paranoid delusion and wackiness known as #OpGhostStories2
Sorry guys we aren’t going to jail for tweeting! Stay tuned tomorrow for the #3 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronuciation Of 2017 (an UsVsThemBlog Production)
Are you ready for UsVsThemBlog’s #3 Most Ridiculous Pronuciation Of 2017? Here we go:
#3: This one gets in just under the wire but explodes up the charts the last week of December to land at #3 for the year and it’s one Mr. Eric Garland
You see Eric Garland is a self-described “futurist” with little real resume other than puffery. He lists no education on his website. He seems to have tried to have his own gig doing....something....for most of his adult life but that was working out so poorly he had a failed
attempt at being a comedian as recently as 2013 wcfcourier.com/lifestyles/str…
But lately he’s made news just for being likely career killing (to the extent he had one) batshit insane on the internet. In fact, a night long apparent breakdown Christmas Eve Eve was so loony and had people gawking at the human carnage so much it rose to #2 on Twitter trending
Here are some examples of his unhinged Chirstmas Eve Ever performance
On the second one Eric manages to plead for professionalism stuffed between two mom jokes, a sort of Twitter triple lindy to attempt to pull off (NARRATOR: He failed)
But it’s not really his crazy holiday performance that got him on the list. It’s the still crazy but also delusional attempt to spin a story recently that places himself as a major angle of the Trump/Russia scandal
Let me just add a string of tweets here and then. These actually are part of a single Garland thread:
Ok you get all that? It is so complete filled with delusions of grandeur it really makes me wish someone would do something for poor Eric. Are those who care about him aware of this? I gotta think no.
Without belaboring the point Eric switches with amazing ease from real aspects of the story such as Trump’s inauguration, Comey being fired and Mueller being appointed to his own alleged place in the story and a sort of cause and effect of those real events with imagined parts in
the story for himself. It’s incredible he jumps in a few sentences from how “they fire Comey” to how that relates to perceived slights against himself. Just sad. I hate to lay it out against a man so clearly hitting rock bottom but it needs to be exposed to be treated.
The real story here is how his alleged “friends” of #TeamPatriot let it happen, enable it, encourage it. Watch the man literally destroy any future prospects for himself and simultaneously cheer him on.
In any event, crazy or just an imaginative story teller who likes attention, Eric Garland spinning a tale that inserts himself somehow as one of the major aspects of the historic Trump/Russia political scandal is the #3 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronuciation Of 2017
One postscript to this one and it is Eric, your buddy Claude never mentioned the EDVA until two days AFTER Comey did in his Congressional testimony. Never. Not once. First mention here, Comey testimony was May 3rd.
We are getting down to the wire here. Stay tuned tomorrow for the #2 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronuciation Of 2017 (an UsVsThemBlog Production)
Here we go with the #2 Most Ridiculous #TeamPatriot Pronuciation Of 2017 (this one will actually be many pronunciations). Ready?
Melissa has a source! She has many sources and boy does she wanna gossip about them! Who is Meliss you say? Why it’s C level celebrity Melissa Jo Peltier who did....something at some point....but that’s not important. What’s important is these days she’s Louise Mensch #1 fangirl
And she wants to be just like her! So she has heard some things from “sources” such as ones who’ll confirm Steve Bannon and Rebekah Mercer are getting married
She has sources in IC who want to tell random minor celebrities about infrastructure (wut?)
She has sources that can confirm Trump and Melania already signed divorce papers but never thought he’d won election so haven’t filed them
She has random friends in both NYC and DC that can properly diagnose all the tens of millions of people who live there
She had sources in the UK who travel in same circles as Louise Mensch and since she’s obviously so concerned about vetting (NARRATOR: This was sarcasm by UsVsThemBlog) used them to confirm Mensch bonafides
Melissa even has sources with Antifa. Can’t say I would have seen that claim coming
Melissa has sources that can confirm Louise Mensch’s “scoop” he will be getting the death penalty
She can also confirm Puerto Loco’s “scoop” Mueller will file the charges of “espionage” and “treason” against Trump thru her many varied sources
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