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10 Apr
1. This tweet is only partly true... the cult of "Dollar Gurus" has some history to it.. All of them are not frauds.. some are genuine & some are just plain hollow.. Its how people get "Initiated" into these groups thats imp.. Theyre essentially #PopGurus
2. #PopGurus While Indian spiritualists were already well known in the West.. it took something extraordinary to catapult them to "Glamour" & "attraction" of the world audience & its a story worth understanding why it has become such a "Profitable Scam"..
3. It is in 1966 that the Beatles legend George Harrison first ran into the book "Autobiography of a Yogi".. he was so impacted that he got immersed into Hindu spiritualism.. A young man of 22-24 with huge wealth obviously seeks something more.. So too Steve Jobs at a later stage
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10 Apr
Its not laws... India is a land of morons as judges... brainless idiots who first admit all PILs... then dont impose a heavy cost on bogus PILs & waste time of people... Impose costs like 50 lakhs for every bogus PIL... most nonsense will stop..
For eg: Bombay HC asks CBI to inquire & submit a report in 15 days on allegations of 100cr extortion racket against Anil Deshmukh.. He runs to SC with two big lawyers & SC hears & rules on it.. SC should have slapped all of them a fine of 300crs @DrlathaC
What merit does a petition in SC have to stop a CBI inquiry ordered by the HC? NOTHING.. ZERO.. It wasnt life & death! And it was to be over in 15 days.. So why hear such stupid petitions and waste time?... Whole day wasted by a ding-gong bench... LOL!
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10 Apr
How many times will you blunder @RatanSharda55 It matters two hoots what RSS said in 1959.. because back then they were also clear on fighting for a "Hindu Rashtra"... What matters is what they say now... Why dont you ever LOOK before you LEAP?.. #FACTOID
Throughout its history.. RSS has never been clear on its definition of "Hindu Rashtra"... in all their invocations.. Hindu Rashtra is just a "Bhel Puri" of all that is in India.. So what does Hindu Rashtra even mean.. They dont know.. nobody knows.. LOL!..
That particular history is IRRELEVANT & you abuse it to claim a position you currently DO NOT hold... if your position on a specific issue has changed and you dont hold that position anymore why quote something from 1959 when you have made a U-turn now?..
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9 Apr
Hahhaaa... @SadhguruJV's campaign was for "Free TN Temples"... but now he wants to hog the credit for something he was neither involved in.. nor campaigned for... Or may be Uttarakhand also has "Dravidian temples"?... Wah guru Wah!... @Timesnow @Republic
I disagree.. What you call SuSa... he at least filed cases in SC against the Ukhand takeover of temples... Sadguru did NOTHING about Ukhand.. nor mentioned their temples in his campaign..
Thanking 3 cr people for supporting #FreeTemples (When that was not even his campaign has tag).. Thanking even media.. thanking everyone blah blah.. You must be dumb not to get what hes trying...
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9 Apr
Hum ne Aurangzeb ko pehle se bola tha.. Mat kar ghuchiye.. ek din tere warison ko rona padega... LOL!
Monks MUST BE Militant... there is no benefit in being a faaltu Gondhi... Its the Buddhist monks who devised Kung Fu... for their own protection... All Hindu Monks must have training in Hanuman Akharas..
Yeah.. So now @DrMohanBhagwat and @RSSorg are doing what Aurangzeb couldnt do.. they are trying to merge Hindu and Muslim into one identity called "Hindlam"... LOL!....
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9 Apr
When people demanded cars in other colours... Henry Ford famously said.. "We have all the colours you want... as long as its black".. Sadguru is free to sell all the colours he wants in his "Engineering College" as long as he doesnt denigrate Hindu icons
Although I quoted it from memory... so it got a bit twisted.... Here is what Henry Ford is actually credited with saying about people wanting cars in different colours (although it could also be a myth too)... ENJOY!...
I didnt know a damn thing about this Sadguru.. I saw him on TV a few years ago... I felt hes an entertainer just like that Kapil Sharma.. what do I care?.. But he falls in my radar ONLY when he starts abusing Hindu icons.. otherwise nobody gives a crap..
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9 Apr
1. Theres a lot of misconception of US laws here.. Firstly .. I dont think HDK will do anything about being called "Kala" bec Indian laws arent very clear about what all constitute "Racial slurs".. Now.. US doesnt prohibit the word "Black"... @goyalsanjeev
2. Formally, the US uses "Afro Americans" but the usage of "Blacks" is NOT illegal in the US.. For eg.. #BlackLivesMatter is not an abusive term.. its always the context in which words are used..
3. Because of First Amendment.. words like Black or even "N*****" cannot be banned in the US... But if used in the context of harassing someone.. then such abuse can be tried under "Harassment" under hate crimes because of race or colour.. @goyalsanjeev
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9 Apr
1. #SadhgurusLIARS Now lets take this gasole @StringReveals systematically for his FRAUDULENT CLAIMS .. and he also plays victim like Rana Kana as if people are trolling him & threaten him.. Hes the jerk who called Hindus "MoFa" for criticising Sadguru...
2. #SadhgurusLIAR First of all.. Sadguru NEVER said "Free Hindu Temples".. his main plank was to support the election SCAM of BJP with "Free TN Temples" & liars like @StringReveals twist that nonsense & abuse all Hindus as if they are threatening anyone..
3. #SadhgurusLIARS Fact is.. Sadguru ABUSED the relationship of Krishna-Yashoda with FILTHY interpretation.. abused Yoga as not being Hindu.. abused Shivratri as not being Hindu... He wants to raise Christ in everyone... How in hell does this guy even represent anything Hindu?
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8 Apr
Its a miracle... Jesus has worked his miracle...
"Call the sun in the dead of the night
And the sun's gonna rise in the sky
Touch a man who can't walk upright
And that lame man, he's gonna fly"
#MukhtarAnsari "Raise the Christ in you">> #Sadhguru
Hehehe... The words above come from a famous Neil Diamond song "Holly Holy".. but guess where the original sprung from?...
Thats a Hindi song "Tum dena saath mera.. oh hum nawa".. something like that copied from "100 miles"... Not Holly Holy...
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8 Apr
What was the deal?... Maoists dont release captives without a deal... @AmitShah...
A) It would have been stupid of govt to do a surgical strike when a Jawan is held captive... and B) Are you saying GOI promised no surgical strike in exchange for the Jawan?.... Both are unlikely scenarios..
I think @AmitShah threatened the Maoists with coming to Sukma and holding a rally and giving a speech.. that must have scared the marbles of the Maoists... so they released the CRPF Jawan.. #RakeshwarSinghManhas
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8 Apr
Wrong Q Tannpoo... Do you see any Muslim/Xtian clerics abusing or denigrating their own religious icons?...Thats the right Q to ask... Borrow some brains from Sagarika and learn to ask the right Qs...
Dont BS me with childish nonsense.. Mia Khalifa also has 3.6mn followers.. So your Sadguru is the same as Mia?... All the good work of Sadguru you claim DOES NOT entitle him to abuse Hindus, Hindu icons or destroy Hindu ID from Yoga etc..
Read above... If @GargiZen is a sample.. It is evidence of the kind of brainless people Sadguru has as his followers...
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8 Apr
Oh.. so this RSS guy @RatanSharda55 is triggered because his fake Gurus executing RSS agenda face fire.. Just tell your darling Gurus.. they have no right to abuse Krishna or anything Hindu. They can do Osho stuff like reaching god thru sex.. nobody cares
Wah re Munna @RatanSharda55 You go on TV and argue and fight against Congis or Commies over what they say...WHY? Why should you bother? Dont follow them.. Dont listen to them... You just follow your khaki drills and be happy no? Why counter them?..
And worse.. Not only do you get the chance to whine & argue on TV... But you come out of the bogus debates and then even complain that those debates are just slanging matches & you dont get to explain your point... @RatanSharda55 What kind of a hypocrite are you to even Q others?
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8 Apr
Bloopers we can all have a good laugh at and move on.. Bloopers are harmless.. But Sadguru isnt making bloopers.. Hes uttering such nonsense in all seriousness with full consciousness.. Whats all this "TN temples are Dravidian temples" crap? LOL!
Even this is NOT a Blooper... Hahaha... Miss Teen is asked "Why Americans cant find the US on a map"... Like @SagarikaGhose she SERIOUSLY says "Its because most Americans dont have maps".... LOL!... Some Fake Gurus are like this Beauty Queen... @vschanna
And because the utterances of Miss Teen are so profound like those of the Fake Gurus... we need specialists to "Interpret" what they said... So Jimmy Kimmel interprets Miss Teen...
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8 Apr
1/2 Haha.. At the LEVEL of a "Guru".. I EXPECT that a person will show enough wisdom & tact in how language is used.. @SadhguruJV dislikes Sanskrit.. No problems.. But the way he uses English is downright PATHETIC to say the least... Watch the next tweet..
2/2 Sadguru calls those women "Lovers" of Krishna.. that is NOT how it should be written in Englisense... A father loves his daughter... that DOES NOT make the father the "Lover" of his daughter... LOL! Understand Guru?.. Next English lesson later.. Be careful how you use words..
I am definitely not a "Hindu Religion" expert... although Im a Kattar Hindu... but I am certainly an Expert in Englisense ...
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8 Apr
1. When I said Brahmins must QUIT temples.. I didnt say it lightly... Its like saying "Quit while youre ahead" and there are greener pastures available... before you are either killed or driven out like KPs.. No govt is going to protect Brahmins..
2. Brahmins dont need temples.. and they need not pursue worthless, below coolie-payment careers in temples.. This doesnt mean they cannot or should not pursue the functions of priests/purohits elsewhere.. they certainly can.. @sudeshna2104 @DrlathaC
3. In my family.. there were many elders who were well-versed in rituals and we didnt need the professional pandits.. but still we hired them as tradition.. Brahmins can still do their ritual practice in private ceremonies.. So NO to temple slavery...
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7 Apr
Now this @prasadkarwa will whine all day.. as if he is Sri Sri's first wife... LOL! You get so offended when Sri Sri is exposed but others should tolerate that joker calling Krishna the "First Commie"?... Hahhaa.. STFU.. and move on..
BTW @PrasadKarwa your AOL friends had invited me to give a speech at your AOL in Blore.. in Sep2014... I did address that small gathering & after that also saw what slaves gather there.. and learned more about your Istree.. so dont whine so much... LOL!
Learn to READ first.. I did not attend any of your stupid events... LOL! I was the speaker at a gathering there... and naturally... on exiting saw the slaves gathered there & then a bit more from Istree's blabber elsewhere..
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7 Apr
1/2.. Heres a small story.. Swami Vivekananda always had doubts about his Guru Ramakrishna Paramahansa.. Even when his Guru was stricken with Cancer & could hardly speak.. Sw Vivekananda thought in his mind "If you are really my Guru... speak one line & prove it to me"...
2/2.. At this Ramakrishna looked at Sw V & said.. "That which is Ram & Krishna are Me"... thats when Sw V was convinced about RK.. Hindus are entitled to doubt & Q everything & everyone.. theyre not goats.. Toh yeh Sadhguru, SriSri Istree kya cheez hai...
Says who?.. You can also ask Qs because you dont have knowledge of something...
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7 Apr
1. Heres another thing that @SadhguruJV DOES NOT understand & Ive tweeted this before.. Though he didnt learn Sanskrit.. His Queen's English didnt teach him a few things.. So I, as the Ultimate Guru of English, will teach everyone the wrongality of this..
2. You see.. Potato fries are made everywhere in the world.. but we call it "French Fries" for a reason.. You will get Idli/Dosa even in Srinagar.. but it doesnt take away the Tamilarity of the food.. So too Fafda/Khaman in England is still Gujju..
3. In the Inglis languaze that @SadhguruJV u/s so bell... there is a huge difference between "Invention & Creation" and "Discovery".. Yoga was Invented & Created by Hindu Rishis for their own physical well-being & spiritual continuance.. therefore the association with Hinduism..
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7 Apr
Sad Sack is not the first to abuse Krishna.. Commies are portrayed as "Altruistic" but their biggest solution to major problems is mass murder of innocent people...Anyone who describes Krishna as the "First Commie" is neither a Hindu nor understands Commies.. #FakeGurus #Istree
TV Gurus can live the way they want.. nobody grudges them luxury or the desire to wear half frocks & half padre clothes.. The simple thing is> DO NOT DISTORT AND ABUSE Hindu Gods or principles for cheap $.. Get that?
Why dont you tell your stupid jokers not to speak garbage.. then I will have nothing to write about them.. You and your family can gladly suffer their nonsense.. others are not liable to do so.. So get lost with your stupid whining...
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7 Apr
1. #DestroyingHinduIdentity Read this thread carefully & understand what @NarendraModi Sarkar & @RSSorg are systematically & methodically doing to create a "Composite" culture of Indianness by destroying your original Hindu ID.. First u/s "Composite"
2. #DestroyingHinduIdentity... What does it mean "Composite".. A "Composite" ID is one that is created by merging features of multiple persons, groups or races.. Its like "Bhaaji" in BhaajiPav where every individual veg is ground to paste & no individual veg is recognisable..
3. #DestroyingHinduIdentity The biggest "Composite" nonsense to destroy Hindu ID is that fakery of "Ishwar Allah tero naam" or "All religions are the same" peddled by Gandhi & others.. Its the fundamental to device to ERASE your Identity... Very clever..
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7 Apr
I have told millions of people that this is an #Atmanirbhar bridge under the "Vishwa Garu" program of @NarendraModi... Why are you unnecessarily disclosing all this and spoiling my party?... Please avoid such disclosures in future... #GermanDesignBridge..
What nonsense... I am claiming it is ALL #Atmanirbhar... so the Germans should not reveal their involvement... LOL!... Why dont you read clearly ...
Atmanirbhar nonsense is a nucking FRAUD... its for foolish people who like to get fooled 10000 times and still not learn... When was the last time you heard Atmanirbhar anywhere in the last month?...
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