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SO PENIS HAS TYPES
Many boys and men worry about how their penis looks, but the truth is this, there is a wide range of normal.
Just like faces and height differ, penises also differ in size, shape, and appearance.
Most of these differences have no effect on your health, fertility, or sexual function.
Learn more about the different penis sizes and when you should be worried on this thread
Check my comments below 👇🏾
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Many boys and men worry about how their penis looks, but the truth is this, there is a wide range of normal.
Just like faces and height differ, penises also differ in size, shape, and appearance.
Most of these differences have no effect on your health, fertility, or sexual function.
Learn more about the different penis sizes and when you should be worried on this thread
Check my comments below 👇🏾
Bookmark for later
TYPES BASED ON ERECTION.
1. Grower
This looks small or average when soft but becomes much bigger when erect. This is very common and completely normal
2. Shower
looks bigger even when soft and does not increase much when erect. This is also normal, just a different pattern.🧐
Are you a Grower or a Shower?
1. Grower
This looks small or average when soft but becomes much bigger when erect. This is very common and completely normal
2. Shower
looks bigger even when soft and does not increase much when erect. This is also normal, just a different pattern.🧐
Are you a Grower or a Shower?
BASED ON SHAPE
- Straight
goes forward when erect with little or no curve.
- Upward curve
bends slightly upward during erection, which is common and usually not a problem.
- Downward curve
bends slightly downward; still normal if there is no pain.
- Side curve
bends to the left or right; many men have this and live normally with it.
Mild curves are normal because, to be fair, no body part is perfectly straight 🤷🏽♂️
- Straight
goes forward when erect with little or no curve.
- Upward curve
bends slightly upward during erection, which is common and usually not a problem.
- Downward curve
bends slightly downward; still normal if there is no pain.
- Side curve
bends to the left or right; many men have this and live normally with it.
Mild curves are normal because, to be fair, no body part is perfectly straight 🤷🏽♂️
The lie you’ve been fed about self-made billionaires
billionaires “from nothing to everything” story
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billionaires “from nothing to everything” story
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NEW. I have interviewed @BorisJohnson on Iran, Ukraine, Trump, NATO, Brexit for @repubblica. Some highlights:
1 - Johnson: “We've all made a big mistake in Europe, as soon as it was clear that Trump had got into a trap in the Gulf, that there was a kind of checkmate in the Straits, we should have realised that Europe should try as much as possible, within reason, to help America and help America get out of the mess. There's no doubt that this is a mess, right? I don't understand how the Pentagon thought they could do this…”
1 - Johnson: “We've all made a big mistake in Europe, as soon as it was clear that Trump had got into a trap in the Gulf, that there was a kind of checkmate in the Straits, we should have realised that Europe should try as much as possible, within reason, to help America and help America get out of the mess. There's no doubt that this is a mess, right? I don't understand how the Pentagon thought they could do this…”
2 - Johnson: “I don't think it was sensible to try to attack Iran in the way that Israel and America did. But I think that now that it has happened, we have to try to help them out of the mess. And I think that instead of saying, “no, no, no, we hate Trump” - you know, all this sort of “this is not our war” - we should have said, look, we will try to help you diplomatically and with what forces we have to reopen the Straits of Hormuz. The NATO Article Two makes clear that you should protect mutual economic interests. We should have said, look, of course, NATO can help to try to get America out of this mess. But you should help us more in Ukraine.”
3 - Johnson: “I think there will be many advantages, such as to open the Straits of Hormuz is in our interest anyway. We have to do that. The economic shock is too much. Yeah, it's particularly bad in the UK, as you know, where we have crazy energy policies pursued by Ed Miliband. We penalise hydrocarbons more than any other European country fiscally. And so we're in a real, real mess. We should not have rejected Trump's appeal for help. That was a very bad mistake. I'm not saying we should have joined the strikes on Iran. I want to be very clear. I don't think that this was sensible. But there's a second reason for helping, which is that we're now in a very difficult negotiation. The Americans are trying to negotiate with a regime that is, as I know personally, immensely duplicitous. They lie. They're brutal. They kill women for wearing the wrong clothes. These are very, very serious creeps, these Iranian mullahs. But America now looks isolated. America is trying to negotiate with Tehran in Islamabad, in a situation where all the Europeans—even though we want the Straits of Hormuz open, even though we want a deal—all the Europeans don't seem to be on the side of America. And the Iranians can see this, yeah. Now the Russians can see this, and they can see that the West is completely divided. Now, in a negotiation, what I'm saying is it helps if you're trying to get a good result, it helps if you think that your allies are on your side. We should have been there. The fact is our team captain, Trump, has made a big mistake, right? And what does the team do? Does the team tell the team captain, “go to hell, we have nothing to do with you”? Or does it try to help solve the problem? The next reason to try to help is frankly that the West faces a very serious problem. The Americans helped end the First World War, they helped to end the Second World War and to end it in the right way. They protected Europe during the Cold War and the Balkans, none of those wars were started by America. We accepted American help for wars which were fundamentally the Europeans’ fault, and now, when America has stuffed up, we say, well, you know, “go to hell.” No. That’s a great mistake. I don’t agree with President Trump’s language at all in his tweets. I don’t like it. I don’t support it. I think this venture was clearly badly thought through. But, you know, it is unrealistic—and wrong—for Europe to think that we can just stick two fingers up to Washington on something like this. We fundamentally have to decide whose side we’re on. And we have a situation now where politicians in Europe basically think that there are no votes at all in saying anything remotely supportive of America—and they may be right—but you have to show leadership, and you have to—you have to recognise the realities”.
1/ Russia's ongoing budget crisis, caused by the war in Ukraine, has caused government funding of science to fall to its lowest level since the chaotic mid-1990s. Meanwhile, ordinary Russians are increasingly investing in magic amulets and aspen stakes to drive away vampires. ⬇️
2/ The National Research University's Higher School of Economics (HSE) has published its annual 'Science Indicators' yearbook. It shows that domestic expenditure on research and development in Russia has fallen to 0.97% of GDP, its lowest level since 1996.
3/ This is lower than the R&D funding levels of Malaysia (1.01% of GDP), Egypt (1.03%), and Lithuania (1.05%). It is also far lower than the levels of Israel, which ranks first in the world in terms of R&D funding (6.35% of GDP), South Korea (4.96%), and Taiwan (3.97%).
you might have done this as “advice”
not knowing what it really is...
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not knowing what it really is...
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Intro & definition:
Examples:
Russia sent 3 submarines to map and probe Britain's undersea cables and pipelines.
Two were secret Gugi seabed-warfare vessels, built to sabotage infrastructure that carries the country's data, gas, and electricity — Tom Sharpe, The Telegraph. 1/
Two were secret Gugi seabed-warfare vessels, built to sabotage infrastructure that carries the country's data, gas, and electricity — Tom Sharpe, The Telegraph. 1/
One Akula-class nuclear attack boat. Two specialist subs from Gugi — Russia's classified Main Directorate for Deep-Sea Research, separate from the regular navy.
They operated north of the UK for over a month. Mission: map critical underwater infrastructure for potential sabotage. 2/
They operated north of the UK for over a month. Mission: map critical underwater infrastructure for potential sabotage. 2/
Oct 2023: Balticconnector pipeline between Finland and Estonia — cut, supplies down for weeks. Nov 2024: two Baltic telecom cables severed. Christmas 2024: Estlink-2 power cable and 4 data lines offline.
Russia probes European seabed infrastructure year after year. 3/
Russia probes European seabed infrastructure year after year. 3/
Around 600 people went into Florida with a Spanish expedition in 1528.
Most didn’t die in a battle. They disappeared piece by piece until almost no one was left to say what happened. 🧵
Most didn’t die in a battle. They disappeared piece by piece until almost no one was left to say what happened. 🧵
A storm in the Caribbean and early desertions cut their numbers before they ever reached land. They were already losing people before they understood where they even were.
By the time they landed near Tampa Bay, they were thinner than they realized. Then came the decision that split the force. Ships offshore. Men inland.
By the time they landed near Tampa Bay, they were thinner than they realized. Then came the decision that split the force. Ships offshore. Men inland.
They walked inland expecting something they recognized.
Instead it was wet ground up to the ankle, water that wouldn’t keep, and distance that didn’t close. You don’t notice it all at once. It just keeps getting harder to move.
Instead it was wet ground up to the ankle, water that wouldn’t keep, and distance that didn’t close. You don’t notice it all at once. It just keeps getting harder to move.
Here’s a list of the most obviously corrupt lawmakers that need to be expelled. Bonus, they’re Israel shills.
- Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL)
- Eric Swalwell (D-CA)
- Henry Cuellar (D-TX)
- Tony Gonzales (R-TX)
- Cory Mills (R-FL)
- Randy Fine (R-FL)
See 🧵 for details.
- Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL)
- Eric Swalwell (D-CA)
- Henry Cuellar (D-TX)
- Tony Gonzales (R-TX)
- Cory Mills (R-FL)
- Randy Fine (R-FL)
See 🧵 for details.
Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL)
Criminal investigation/prosecution: In November 2025, the Department of Justice indicted her (along with her brother and others) on federal charges including conspiracy to steal approximately $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds (overpayments to her family’s health care company via a COVID-19 staffing contract), money laundering, theft of government funds, and campaign finance violations. Prosecutors alleged the funds were funneled to support her 2021 special election campaign and for personal use (e.g., a diamond ring). She pleaded not guilty; a criminal trial was pending as of March 2026.
Ethics investigation: The House Ethics Committee began its probe in 2023 (following a referral from the Office of Congressional Ethics). In a rare public hearing in March 2026, the adjudicatory subcommittee found her guilty of 25 out of 27 alleged violations of House rules and the Code of Ethics for Government Service (including improper receipt and commingling of funds, campaign finance infractions, and using her position to benefit allies). The full committee was expected to recommend punishment (potentially including expulsion). The ethics findings stemmed directly from the same conduct as the criminal case.
Criminal investigation/prosecution: In November 2025, the Department of Justice indicted her (along with her brother and others) on federal charges including conspiracy to steal approximately $5 million in FEMA disaster relief funds (overpayments to her family’s health care company via a COVID-19 staffing contract), money laundering, theft of government funds, and campaign finance violations. Prosecutors alleged the funds were funneled to support her 2021 special election campaign and for personal use (e.g., a diamond ring). She pleaded not guilty; a criminal trial was pending as of March 2026.
Ethics investigation: The House Ethics Committee began its probe in 2023 (following a referral from the Office of Congressional Ethics). In a rare public hearing in March 2026, the adjudicatory subcommittee found her guilty of 25 out of 27 alleged violations of House rules and the Code of Ethics for Government Service (including improper receipt and commingling of funds, campaign finance infractions, and using her position to benefit allies). The full committee was expected to recommend punishment (potentially including expulsion). The ethics findings stemmed directly from the same conduct as the criminal case.
Eric Swalwell (D-CA)
Criminal investigation/prosecution:
Four former employees have alleged sexual violation to include rape.
A decade-old counterintelligence probe (2011–2015) examined his ties to Christine “Fang Fang” (a suspected Chinese intelligence operative who assisted with fundraising and placed an intern in his office during his 2014 campaign). The FBI gave him a defensive briefing around 2015; he cut ties and cooperated. The FBI and DOJ found no wrongdoing or brought charges.
Ethics investigation: The House Ethics Committee investigated starting in 2021 and closed the matter in 2023 with no findings of violations and no further action. In March 2026, reports emerged that the FBI (under Director Kash Patel) was reviewing/compiling the old investigative files for possible release (at the direction of Trump administration officials). Swalwell called it a political abuse of power, sent a cease-and-desist letter, and stated the case was closed years ago. No new ethics probe was opened.
It was reported by the Daily Mail that former AG Pam Bondi tipped off Swalwell about the FBI release.
Criminal investigation/prosecution:
Four former employees have alleged sexual violation to include rape.
A decade-old counterintelligence probe (2011–2015) examined his ties to Christine “Fang Fang” (a suspected Chinese intelligence operative who assisted with fundraising and placed an intern in his office during his 2014 campaign). The FBI gave him a defensive briefing around 2015; he cut ties and cooperated. The FBI and DOJ found no wrongdoing or brought charges.
Ethics investigation: The House Ethics Committee investigated starting in 2021 and closed the matter in 2023 with no findings of violations and no further action. In March 2026, reports emerged that the FBI (under Director Kash Patel) was reviewing/compiling the old investigative files for possible release (at the direction of Trump administration officials). Swalwell called it a political abuse of power, sent a cease-and-desist letter, and stated the case was closed years ago. No new ethics probe was opened.
It was reported by the Daily Mail that former AG Pam Bondi tipped off Swalwell about the FBI release.
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#Hungary’s tomorrow elections have become a geopolitical battlefield, with last-ditch efforts by the #Trump administration, the #Kremlin, and Europe’s far right to defend a key ally, who has contributed more than anyone over the past 16 years to dividing the #EU.
#Hungary’s tomorrow elections have become a geopolitical battlefield, with last-ditch efforts by the #Trump administration, the #Kremlin, and Europe’s far right to defend a key ally, who has contributed more than anyone over the past 16 years to dividing the #EU.
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As absurd as claims of EU interference in European elections are—EU institutions are in silence mode—the same narrative is pushed by Patriots for Europe (@PatriotsEP), as seen in their pre-election statement, now actively exploited by Hungarian government propaganda.
As absurd as claims of EU interference in European elections are—EU institutions are in silence mode—the same narrative is pushed by Patriots for Europe (@PatriotsEP), as seen in their pre-election statement, now actively exploited by Hungarian government propaganda.
@PatriotsEP 3.
@realDonaldTrump on Truth Social claims he is ready “to use the full economic might of the US to strengthen Hungary’s economy” and invest in the prosperity generated by Orbán’s continued leadership.
@realDonaldTrump on Truth Social claims he is ready “to use the full economic might of the US to strengthen Hungary’s economy” and invest in the prosperity generated by Orbán’s continued leadership.
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BLUNT and Direct. (18+) Part Two. 👀
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2. Crispin Blunt MP also connects to Tony Richardson who is his Uncle.
