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Mother, wife, daughter, sister, lady actor, boy breeder, sparring partner to @RealDaveHunt and non-imbibing bourbon lover. Zioboomer. Jesus saves.

Jun 5, 2018, 7 tweets

Ok It’s 4:17 - been trying to get back to sleep for an hour so I go downstairs to get a drink of water. Sitting at the kitchen table and a mouse just ran over my bare feet. Picture a huge silent EEEK!!!! cuz I can’t wake anybody. Now sitting immobile in a corner in the dark.

Weirdly, this also happened at the 7:30 A.M. Mass on Sunday. Is it me?

Either he just ran by again or there’s two of ‘em. Still in my chair.

Here he is again. I can’t believe I’m just paralyzed in my chair! #mouseinthehouse

The mouse ran by again. I’ve moved to the stairs and opened a back door. Also, who knew there were so many noises in the house while you’re sleeping?! #mouseinthehouse

Now I’m back in bed - but can’t sleep because 1. There’s a mouse downstairs and I’m afraid he’lll come up and 2. I’ve left the door open downstairs. Not a great idea in LA. Dave sleeping peacefully, blissfully unaware. #mouseinthehouse

I’ve successfully shut the door and now realize it might be St. Francis attracting him. I think it’s time to replace him with the Infant of Prague. #catholicsaints #stfrancis #infantofprague #mouseinthehouse

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