Thread by @fcuktaee

#YOONKOOK SOULMATE! CRACK AU

If one of you sings a song, the other does too. That’s the reason why a song gets stuck in your head.

But Jeongguk is singing a Cupcakke song, Yoongi doesn’t even know who Cupcakke is.

Before we start;

• Social Media based partly, will have some writing in it

• Could get NSFW very quick

• Crack as heck

• I have no idea if it’ll get emotional, just a warning

ENJOY!

~1

Welcome to being soulmates, Namjin

~2

is Jin okay? Who knows

~3

So uh, The ‘V’ from VMIN could’ve died

~4

Barney is a dinosaur from your imagination

~5

Traumatic events took place

~6

It was spicy 🌶

~7

Fix it just like Joon fixes other peoples Grammar

~8

Yoongi child minds for £10

~9

I’ve lost my bitchass dog

~10

Hotel? Trivago my friends

~11

In the distance, wedding bells

~12

👉🏽👈🏽

~13

What do YOU know grandpa ?

~14

Well, that was... that

~15

Studios

~16

:(

~17

;)

~18

Oh no

~19

Twitter is never quiet

~20

Regretz™️

21~

Marty I’m scared

~22

YEeT

~23

Lmao bet

~24

Magic ig

~25

Issa tea spillin’ sesh

~26

Preach my sis for letting me expose her like this

~27

I never lose

~28

Jeongguk making two males scream ;)

~29

A THING.

~30

2012 all over again

~31

Oops

~32

Bet.

~33

Leaves scream

~34

It’s a mess here

~35

Oh no

~36

Green hair?

~37

We going ✈️ colour

~38

Okay but lOOK hoW bEauTIFUL

~39

But is it gay

~40

Face palm

~41

Yongie

~42

I’m hobi

~43

We don’t steal here

~44

Mayhaps Guk snapped

~45

Yoonkook ig

~46

A mood

~47

Night tho

~48

Red hair

~49

Get yourself a Taehyung

~50

I’m both Yoongi and Hoseok wbu

~51

Oxford dictionary lmao

~52

Sike

~53

Screenshots

~54

Bareback vs solo

~55

I’m Hoseok

~56

Slow claps in the distance

~57

Finish each others sandwiches

~58

I want die

~59

I am all Jimin, Guk and Yoongi

~60

Lipton should sponsor me tbh

~61

Uh oh

~62

Taehyung is me doing simple math equations

~63

Drink on my friend

~64

VMin really were barebacking-

~65

Kissyyyy

~66

Swimming Pools is a good song sorry

~67

First kiss.

~68

Uh oh

~69 ;)

I’m not hungover but I’m Guk

~70

Me too

~71

Whip dab

~72

So highschool sucks

~73

101 million

~74

Backfired

~75

Ooof

~76

Guk overreacted, do you agree?

~77

Plans backfired , thoughts incorrect

~78

Okayn’t

~79

K a y

~80

Tea

~81

I liked Yoongi’s thread 😍😍

~82

Which number ?

~83

Shot down 🤤

~84

Pet names

~85

I’m JK

~86

Mood tbh

~87

Thotasaurus

~88

Jk FaceTimes Joon uwu

~89

more advice

~90

I messed up ugh

~91

I’m Yoongi

~92

Half ass attempt

~93

Twink fest

~94

Jungkook is literally me

~95

Peak

~96

I messed up the names on here hence the censor ;)

~97

Meet ups

~98

Our sake

~99

trust

~100

so... shot games anyone?

~101

stOoPid

~102

Y/N

~103

kid vs grandpa

~104

the squad is back

~105

get you a friend like hoseok