MEANIE AU // where mingyu accidentally sends wonwoo a dick pic, which should have been terribly awkward, but wonwoo sends one back so it ....cancels out?
clearly they're both idiots.
inspired by this tweet right here:
-qoute rt don't reply thank
-time stamps are LEGIT bc i refuse to be a pussy
-c'mon laugh with me
ENJOY, EVERYONE!!!
Mingyu 🐶
- rlly smart but he dumb sometimes
- ace at almost everything, very sweet
- minghao loves (torturing) him
- been on tinder for 2 hours and already has a match
Wonwoo 🎮
- loves his games more than anything
- needs to be supervised at all times
- prefers to stay in
- hasn't been oriented with the laws of dick pics, i guess.
Everyone is friends w/ one another but here are Mingyu's BFF's:
Wonwoo's BFF's:
START!
mingyu's a proud lad.... tho he should probably check his recipient id twice
someone realizes his mistake and panics™️
awwwe they tweeted at the same time
wonwoo is too cute. too innocent.
minghao finally replies
minghao tweets and seungkwan is tired of mingyu's shit
wonwoo, sweety.
why are you laugHING, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
mingyu's still panicking oH m y gOd
mingyu checks his messages..... oops?
"im worried about your definition of 'polite'"
mingyu.exe has stopped working
mingyu tweets but he should probably be replying to minghao instead
MINGHAO NEEDS NEWS MINGYU
mingyu isn't a dumbass, minghao
wonwoo tweets :)
jun is still worried™️
2ming are: back on their bullshit
the bestest friends are your bestest roast buddies
meanwhile wonhui...... sorry u have to go thru this jun
u scream at people when they cross the road on a green light wonwoo what do u think it means
minghao lost 3 braincells during this argument
minghao multitweets bc he's THAT amused
wonwoo, sweetie. (2)
mayhaps junhui dying
boyfriends being boyfriends
mg gets a text and tweets from his deathbed
that supposed to be a compliment??
mingyu should be renamed 'regret'
they loud (especially mg)
mingyu is actually being loud lmao
a few hours pass and it's all quiet until........ DEMON IN THE GC
three seconds into the chat and jihan are already arguing, chan asking for drinks???dad!cheol???? this is already a mess
jeonghan yes
they woke someone up....
jihoon is soft for jeonghan and jeonghan only
jeonghan is a good hyung™️..... and chan.... cutie
jihan tweet and mayhaps im soft
nobody tell him (2)
seungkwan and jeonghan are on a personal vendetta against joshua and it's looking good
this is a jihan only event. haters can leave jk lmao
what's weird hannie??? what??
where is mingyu??????????? in his room still screaming probably
shh cheol let's fawn over their bickering in silence
THE WITNESS REPLIES
we have a threat incoming
the gc poppin
mmmmmm watcha saaay
according to research, your best friend can always sense you distress
why won't you send that gyu???? ? ?
'minghao no'
minghao: 'y'all hear sumn?'
screaming is a sign of desperation, mingyu
bc he's spreading gossip
but the gc was let down bc of dad!jun....... peep at nosy ji 👀
REJOICE
someone gets a sudden burst of confidence
spill the tea like u spilled ur crotch gyu
someone's rlly thirsty for tea
obligatory jungyu just bc it's me
your bestfriend wants u to take that back, gyu. and his boyfriend needs you to take something back too.
you fucking woke him up mingyu you don't get to whine about this
jeonghan is zeus and soonyoung is hermes
apparently mingyu has been ghost reading the gc again
wonwoo agrees and mingyu's braincells have a unanimous decision........ minghao's eating this up
if you're brave press send @ mingyu
mingyu is unable to escape jeonghan's clutches
🐍🐍🐍
THIS IS GONNA BE A DISASTER !!! SEE Y'ALL
it's a sad life we live in
well, maybe not for him.
look at this fake bitch
jeonghan breaks the news :(
pls dont fight !!!
jicheol are jihan's ship captains
they're still gonna party lmao no remorse for jisoo at all
lmao he thought it was called off what a loser
he's always questioning their friendship huh
mg tweets after reading the gc
sweet wonu replies to the gc, finally
look at our introverts.... also.... cheol as captain america. my kink.
mingyu has been summoned
...and he is being petty
mg has resorted to bargaining for his life but it doesn't work
an hour passes and his time has come
they're gonna start without u gyu
polite wonwoo is polite
jeonghan is fuming !!!
even junhao are pissed at his drama
josh isn't joining then :( but here we gooooooo
mingyu enters the house and promptly has a breakdown
he even has the nerve to post this shit oh my god mingyu
and NOW he has shame :')
mingyu.... pls combust
his middle name is 'bad decisions'
someone might be sulking :(
and someone sees :)
perhaps the reason he can't look at u is because he might pop an immediate boner, wonwoo ;;)
mingyu receives two (2) texts from two (2) different won's. a heart attack ensues.
🆘🆘🆘 minghao, send help. stop laughing 🆘🆘🆘
mingyu's going to desecrate jihan's home bathroom
mingyu has another heart attack in the bathroom lmao
SOME PPL NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM MINGYU MOVE YOUR ASS
look at this fuckboy.......... LET WONWOO IN HE'S GONNA BUST HIS NUTS
wonyoung..... wonyoung pls........
: ) i hate gyu
wonwoo im sorry that u had to wait in line bc of a hormonal boy
he's still keeping an eye on mg..... the good hyung™️
he—
—is so drunk he thinks wonyoung is wonwoo lmao
wonwoo's so observant..... so is his best friend
drunk!mg tweets his heart out and confuses seungkwan yet again
the only one~~~
party's over!!! wonwoo has a quick talk with jun
mingyu wants his heart back....
he's confused
....but he gives it back anyway
regret for breakfast
he's screaming at his best friend for something that was entirely his fault, i love highly illogical men
'most useless bi'
doth sire mingyu want some exposure
too early in the morning or???
mingyu approaches the lion before it can pounce on him
mingyu might've unintentionally wounded the lion
it has been agreed upon to name mingyu the international stressor
why are ppl always fighting in here what the fuck
mingyu you dumb bi what are you doing?? srsly what the fuck
ww be hearing "mmmmm watcha saaaayyy mmmm dat u only meant weeeellllllll" outta nowhere
mg still helps bc he is a gOoD fRiEnD but he turns wonwoo down for lunch which is a shame bc cafe reheated pasta packs cannot compare to junhui's cooking
time skip to whatta man! (read: look at this bitch make bad decisions aren't u proud of him)
'kinda' LMAO MINGYU PLS
wonwoo :( sweetie
going 🛫 interrogation by minghao, the best friend who knows the inner working of mingyu's brain better than its owner
what is it boi? spill it boi.
going 🛫 softer interrogation via jeon wonwoo who is also a lil bit stupid
mingyu, you sly son of a gun, i can't believe you just said that.
wonshook
mr jeon regains sense of mind and finally replies
KIM WANTS TO KNOW WHAT U R ASSUMING JEON
*crickets*
im so sorry mingyu lmao
mingyu turns and rants to his best friend..... but im so sorry mingyu (2)
say bye to your reputation gyu
mingyu just wings it, i guess.
...but y r u so affected?
guess they're BOTH winging it lol
EVERYTHING ABOUT MINGYU IS HARD
oof :( has he broken the heart of someone u know won???
*sigh* y won't u tell him that, then??
gossip kwan is on the case.... rip gyu
starting from here u may count the number of times they say 'heart boner'... i'll tell u when to stop
y'all have angered two (2) beasts.... also no more heart boner counting
the kids are: shook
ngl jeonghan is the leader here
now everybody's on a personal vendetta against gyu huh bye gyu rip
gay panic.jpeg
minghao's made it his goal to expose mingyu
jww to the rescue
mingyu's quick to release d emotions
aww wonu
mingyu gets the last laugh, apparently
what a whiny bitch
mg: "y'all hear sumn?"
MINGHAO
minghao was just trying to knock some sense into him...... like, an actual good friend
here we go.....
weakshit.
: ) why
sorry hao
minghao is, like all of us, disappointed.
: (
jihoon is the only captain of the jihan ship bc cheol turned into this brute bodyguard
step tf back, chan
jun is a freeloader. confirmed.
it'd be more rude for u to unwillingly go on a date mingyu what's wrong with you
u don't get to complain
👀👀
expose them, seungkwan. do it.
mingyu replies after a few hours...... but i thought he had a date???
whomst
0_0
mayhaps minghao is happy and supportive
minghao, congrats on succeeding with operation make minyoung break up
what else would he be if he wasn't???
hello im gonna alternate to updating carte noir now so tell me what u think heh yell
curiouscat.me/shibamingyu
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