Hello, @SenSchumer We hear you’re holding hearings on security at Mar a Lago. Do you want to hear a story about a Giant Rat and a boat?
We pulled up behind Mar a Lago. A golden shower’s distance from the sea wall and were greeted by the gentleman.
It was a Chinese fugitive and Mar a Lago member Guo Wengui and the Lady in Pink.
But then it got weird. I noticed it was easy to log in to Mar a Lagos WiFi. So I did. Weird, huh @SenSchumer
Then it got even weirder. As we enjoyed a beautiful late afternoon at Mar a Lago, I started getting some photos...
Which were of the same fugitive billionaire. But from inside Mar a Lago.
Security (private) was there. But other than mean looks and bulges they had little to do or say other than keeping other guests away. Weird, huh?
Anyway..that’s what happened.
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