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a grilled cheese with a sucked dick | the mustache thread guy | the capitalism toilet guy | the trapeze troop wife fucker guy | he/him

May 11, 2019, 20 tweets

More presidential candidates should have mustaches

Lmao

Lmaoooooooooooo

If you can name the last one first without looking it up and I don't follow you, I will follow you

I sincerely don't know who these people are but they're running

I assure you these are all very real candidates

Someone asked me to do the women running and so I gave them bangs

Hell yeah

Good god these are horrifying

Lmaoooooooooooo

Okay so this works A LOT better with the 60s and 70s presidents

Cool, another white asshole has entered the 2020 race. I'll leave you to decide whether this mustache is real or not.

I already followed the first 5 people who got Swalwell, please stop answering lol

People keep asking me to give the women mustaches, I assume for sexual purposes, so here you go perverts

Someone asked for John Bolton without the mustache and this will haunt me forever

Some more requests and goddamn do I hate the results

More requests:
"Time to make the donuts" guy
The last thing you see before you die
The "cousin banger" stache
Roger Stone 3 months from now

My brain is the worst

Oh, you thought we were done!?

2016 called and wanted to be involved

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