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Jul 19, 2019, 234 tweets

2jin | She’s the Man AU

After the school cuts the soccer team Hyunjin’s in, she decides if she can’t beat the boys then join them. Disguising as a guy under her male friend Hyunjin was easy until she meets Heejin, who makes her regret meeting the girl in her disguise.

💀 k if i actually gotta get started on this.
*note: yes a lot of the main points of the actual movie will be included but won’t be exactly like it

*this is my first au so don’t yell at me (I swear!)

*something about not replying, timestamps idk y’all know tho 😗

*this will be all in Hyunjin’s pov so y’all not getting Heejin’s twitter til later

*enjoy!

Hyunjin’s Profile ⚽️:

Hyunjin’s Mains! Her ride or dies!

1. the bf we all hate (i don’t hate him irl so no one come after me)

2. i bought new cleats and ended up not joining the team lmao

3. the start of it all 💆🏻‍♀️

4. im always thinking...

5. 🔑

6. Introducing Kibum!
a friend of Hyunjin’s who owns his own salon 💇 💇‍♂️

7. kidding!

8.

9.

10. she’s mad at him, break up with him girl 😒

11.

12.

13.

14. *chefs kiss 😘

15. we mad

16.

17.

18. can y’all tell that choerry is keys favorite

19. Muah

20. And on this note I will be on a 17 hour plane ride pray for me

21. she’s the man

22.

23. i go

24.

25.

26. ITS ME! I WIN. YOU LOSE.

27. hello yes i didn’t die on my flight

28.

29. can y’all tell I’m not a writer?

30.

31.

32. cute girl come back

33.

34. honestly going to a new school and having no one to sit with at lunch is so sad

35. “Hey can I sit here.” No “okay great! I’m sitting here.”

36.

37.

38. I made my schools soccer team (varsity) bc not enough girls signed up lmaoooo, a win for me!

39.

40. JV = Junior Varsity = 2nd string

41. Key is the man with a plan

42.

43. stoppp i can’t help but laugh imagining Kim lip and Hyunjin 😂

44.

45. im so cool im so cool party like a superstar- oppa oppa is a classic

46.

47. yall not getting an update tomorrow bc it’s my duty day and I know I won’t have internet to update

48. short update today but at least I’m updating after a shiddy day 😔✊🏻

49. my head hurt to write this

50.

51.

52. my trademark 🤩

53. this girl pissed me off so y’all getting an update

54. she’ll get beat up one day for talking all the shid

55. Vernon said “You tha man!”

56.

57. I’ve been waiting so long to use that last line lmaooo

58. they still love each other even when they’re constantly clowning each other 😢 true friendship

59. can’t let the haters know ur sad #thug

*just so y’all know, y’all finna get a long update tomorrow hehe. Also I’m at a different time zone now so updates are going to be weird idk.

Sorry stateside friends, a losing for the rest of this au

Got this if y’all want to send something!
curiouscat.me/im_yeojin_?t=1…

60. wasn’t going to update bc I forgot my duty day was today but a promise is a promise and I ain’t no hoe

61.

62. 2 weeks have already passed by

63. Hyunjin said she’s finna be in her feels today!

64. You’re not my type “Well why not?”

65.

66. she’s too cute

67. her mom told her about this a month ago

68.

69.

70. trying to update before they cut off the internet during lunch 😡 I still don’t understand why they do that

71. it’s the next day 😘😘

72.

73. hyunjin: I hate this kissing booth!!
Also hyunjin: come visit! Anything for charity 🥰

74.

75. 5secs? Good talk.

76. y’all ever talk to ur parents forgetting they don’t know slang 💀

77. last update 😤🤯 pumped out these guns to give y’all an update. Now I died.

*who should kiss Vernon? voting time!

78. y’all did Vernon so dirty 💀💀

79.

80. she literally kissed 1 person and dipped

81.

82. yerim is tired and so am I so short update

83. s/o to the government for helping heejin find hyunjin by listening to their conversation yesterday 😻

84.

85. she’s fruity and don’t know it yet

86. “♥️” hot tamales 😳😳

87. they followed each other and now you get to see Heejin’s tweet and officially more 2jin scenes

88. what hyunjin see’s on her timeline

*this marks the halfway point of this au, thank you for reading it this far

*no update tomorrow bc it is my duty day and I know I’ll be too busy to even have time to myself

Let me know what you think so far! Would love to know!
curiouscat.me/im_yeojin_?t=1…

Also random poll where I want to see where you guys want this to go.

Do y’all just want this to be a fluffy 2jin Au or drama (if y’all really hate y’all selves that much 😑)

89. great now this makes it so much easier to finish since I literally have less than 2 weeks to finish or 😰

90. the famous pick up line

91.

92. would it work on u?

93.

94. the difference between them lmao

95. HEEJIN IN THE CLUTCH

96. long update today 🤗

97. a prayer for our fallen hero heejin 😭 girly really shot her shot

98. chuu approves

99. THE MESSI LINE?!?!

100. Already at 100 updates 😅 we grow up so fast

101.

102.

103. *her yup gotta be slick

104. Chuu: wtf u can’t have other friends!!!

105.

106. Anndddddd it’s the weekend now (time jump)

107.

108.

109. SORE?!

110. I get mad when someone tells me “let’s get ice cream” AND ITS YOGURT

111. Last update for the day

112. my jobs policy for alcohol

113.

114.

115. Her hoes

116. Hyunjin is small for a guy

117. her ho es

118. when guys get mad when they’re rejected 🤬🤬

119. last update and u guys may or may not get an update tomorrow idk yet

120. might do another update later we’ll see 🙄

121. mmm...chuulip maybe??

122. She going through it lmao

123.

124. the next day

125.

126. Chuu stay clappin on Hyunjin 😭

127. hi im sleepy

128. Lmaooooooo

129.

130.

131. she wanna be nosey AND flirty!!! oh lord

132. she let that sit for a min

133.

134. Mmm we a little soft today..go lip...go

135. oop that “I’m the man” hurt a lil

136. and last update

* imma just leave this here 😉 helps motivate me to write longer

curiouscat.me/im_yeojin_?t=1…

137. she said she’s done being gay after like an hour

138. Heejin honey 😩 she’s talking about u

139.

140.

141.

142.

143.

144. setting urself up for failure

145.

146. girly shouldn’t have been petty in the first place 😗

147. the only logical thing to do when U have a crush

148. she did it guys

149.

150. haha gottem

151.

152.

153.

154. It’s next week

155. Jungeun is making cents

156.

157.

158. Ooh y’all finna get a big fat juicy update tomorrow I’ll make it long

159. this is us with loona 😍

160.

161.

162. man if this data don’t stop acting slow imma SWING

163.

164. scooping

165. chuulip here we come

166.

167.

168. she’s a cheater what

169. she mad

170. jungeun was just trying to get some

171. Hyunjin is cute 😭

172. charity lunch is coming up

173. heejin is going to strangle her

174.

175. ‘He’s’ happy bc of u girl :/

176.

177. Hyunjin is coming back

178.

179.

180.

181. “Haha yeah we’re just gonna go to the restroom rq” *doesnt come back

182. chuulip pls ily

183. 😏 thank me later

Let me know what you thought about this update and keep me company bc I have to be awake until 3am :(
curiouscat.me/im_yeojin_?t=1…

184. Sorry for the late update I fell asleep

185.

186.

187. this was an iconic line y’all really thought I was going to leave it out?

188.

189.

190.

191.

192.

193.

194. She finally told him

195. He said “WAIT YOURE TELLING ME IM NOT GAY?”

196.

197. Oh my schedule didn’t change so this au is ending tomorrow

198.

199. It’s next week and gAME DAY

200. Last update...I can’t believe this au is ending 😭

201. omg this is it

202.

203. key is impressed

204. I mean if heejin is FORCING her then I guess she doesn’t have a choice 🤷🏻‍♀️

205.

206. DONT freak out it’s not like we haven’t been waiting for this moment in the au for like ever 🙄

207. oop

208. now u know why she was questioning her sexuality lol

209.

210. .....210...chuulip..haha..am I right guys??

211. iconic line now

212.

213. 🥰

214. 🙂 she finally picked up the real Hyunjin

215. full circle lol

216. man would I k*ll to see Hyunjin in a Jersey

217. we all know lip wouldn’t confess first lmaooo 😂

218. bye

219. Oh man this is it ☹️

-fin

*read note at the bottom :)
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*IMPORTANT

making the sequel 🙈

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