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Jul 23, 2019, 162 tweets

taegi au where baddass rapper Agust D has had a big fat crush on idol V for the passed two years
After a particular encounter, his best friend decides its about time he gets exposed for it
#taegi #taegiau

Taehyung’s friends: vocal line, they’re all solo artists who are known for being best friends who sometimes collab with each other
Yoongi’s friends: rap line, solo artists who again are known to be best friends who sometimes collab with each other
+ Hoseok is friends with Jin.

1. Yoongi should’ve just sat there and ate his food.. literally
#taegi #taegiau

2. JOONIE YES
#taegi #taegiau

3. Quit lying on his name
#taegi #taegiau

4. a business partner
#taegi #taegiau

5. who’s his crush?
#taegi #taegiau

6. friendship
#taegi #taegiau

7. joon and hobi 🤩
#taegi #taegiau

8. the pretty 🅱️itches™️ have entered the chat
#taegi #taegiau

9. yes, thank u jin
#taegi #taegiau

10. hey big head 👋🏼
#taegi #taegiau

11. Seokjin texts Hoseok
#taegi #taegiau

12. It’s not you
#taegi #taegiau

13. Taehyung? 🥺👉👈
#taegi #taegiau

14. take responsibility
#taegi #taegiau

15. down to 3
#taegi #taegiau

16. The pretty one?
#taegi #taegiau

17. We are PATHETIC
#taegi #taegiau

18. intense research
#taegi #taegiau

19. stan twt calls them the pretty boy squad 💀 (im literally not creative at all so ✋🤷🏻‍♀️)
#taegi #taegiau

20. Twinky winky
#taegi #taegiau

21. his boy 🥺
#taegi #taegiau

22. hoseok ? 🤦‍♀️
#taegi #taegiau

23. tinky winky
#taegi #taegiau

24. Seduce him
#taegi #taegiau

25. Sick, twisted, and..
#taegi #taegiau

26. that’s my baby
#taegi #taegiau

27. say blue next
#taegi #taegiau

28. WHICH ONE
#taegi #taegiau

29. He’s winner
#taegi #taegiau

30. his teletubby
#taegi #taegiau

31. two different conversations
#taegi #taegiau

32. the perfect cheeks
#taegi #taegiau

33. him cheeks 🥺
#taegi #taegiau

34. I might be
#taegi #taegiau

35. the switchup
#taegi #taegiau

36. bleach
#taegi #taegiau

37. On the other side of twt
#taegi #taegiau

38. stupid or chaotic
#taegi #taegiau

39. a whale’s stomach
#taegi #taegiau

40. no concussion, just stupid
#taegi #taegiau

41. get yourself a taehyung
#taegi #taegiau

42. and what about it
#taegi #taegiau

43. just kidding
#taegi #taegiau

44. I bet it’s you
#taegi #taegi

45. They’re great
(I hope u read that in the tony the tiger voice, if not, that’s fine too)
#taegi #taegiau

46. pretty pictures
#taegi #taegiau

47. you’re the real deal
#taegi #taegiau

48. ... in person?
#taegi #taegiau

49. he brave
#taegi #taegiau

50. I warned you
#taegi #taegiau

51. lol
#taegi #taegiau

52. dont answer
#taegi #taegiau

53. four year celebrity crush
#taegi #taegiau

54. They don’t know him ✋
#taegi #taegiau

55. not talking about jimin
#taegi #taegiau

56. false threats
#taegi #taegiau

57. the daegu mafia
#taegi #taegiau

58. Hyungie 🥰💛
#taegi #taegiau

59. not the point
#taegi #taegiau

60. baby bear 🥺
(couldn’t resist, sorry)
#taegi #taegiau

61. your nose isn’t working
#taegi #taegiau

62. reason for your heart boner
#taegi #taegiau

63. yea.. but in a cute way
#taegi #taegiau

64. finally
#taegi #taegiau

65. Hi
#taegi #taegiau

66. what happened
#taegi #taegiau

67. Hoseok and Namjoon go a day without closing Yoongi challenge: failed
#taegi #taegiau

clowning** maybe I’m the real clown 🤥

68. retire from the industry
#taegi #taegiau

69. I didn’t say that
#taegi #taegiau

70. spot on
#taegi #taegiau

71. dumb dumb
#taegi #taegiau

72. he done did it.. again
#taegi #taegiau

73. jobless
#taegi #taegiau

74. I also don’t think you’re cute
#taegi #taegiau

75. proud of u
#taegi #taegiau

76. mutual
#taegi #taegiau

77. hoeny
#taegi #taegiau

78. extra babie
#taegi #taegiau

79. at least a 3
#taegi #taegiau

80. What am I? Dust?
#taegi #taegiau

81. agust j
#taegi #taegiau

82. say no more
#taegi #taegiau

83. tae would never
#taegi #taegiau

84. call me moon
#taegi #taegiau

85. I got u boo
#taegi #taegiau

86. suspend their accounts
#taegi #taegiau

87. eat him for breakfast
#taegi #taegiau

88. I beg you
#taegi #taegiau

89. Interesting
#taegi #taegiau

90. They’re getting to know each other fr
#taegi #taegiau

91. nvm
#taegi #taegiau

92. and then I’ll block you
#taegi #taegiau

93. group chat through email?
#taegi #taegiau

94. meant to be?
#taegi #taegiau

95. I’ll give u options
#taegi #taegiau

96. ready for marriage
#taegi #taegiau

97. unsoulmate him
#taegi #taegiau

98. They made me do it
#taegi #taegiau

99. lil stalker
#taegi #taegiau

100. forever hold ur peace
#taegi #taegiau

101. they’re back!
#taegi #taegiau

warning for the next 2 or 3 tweets, mentions of sexual stuff but not in a sexy way? just.. the prettys being the prettys

102. boom boom
#taegi #taegiau

103. just for fun
#taegi #taegiau

104. hmu baby
#taegi #taegiau

105. hit the jackpot
#taegi #taegiau

106. I still really like him
#taegi #taegiau

107. TAEHYUNG YES
#taegi #taegiau

108. taehyung attacked
#taegi #taegiau

109. pleasedoit
#taegi #taegiau

110. unofficially official
#taegi #taegiau

111. Anyways
#taegi #taegiau

112. Let’s do it
#taegi #taegiau

113. so happy
#taegi #taegiau

114. hi
#taegi #taegiau

115. felt right
#taegi #taegiau

116. bitch is the only word in their vocabulary
#taegi #taegiau

117. He deserves
#taegi #taegiau

118. none taken
#taegi #taegiau

119. OH
#taegi #taegiau

120. Clear the searches
#taegi #taegiau

121. why are u shaking up my heart?
#taegi #taegiau

122. smiling at his smile
#taegi #taegiau

123. if he wanted people to know
#taegi #taegiau

124. kpop twt’s fav friend groups
#taegi #taegiau

125. He deserves
#taegi #taegiau

126. make us wait
#taegi #taegiau

127. Would love that
#taegi #taegiau

128. On my way
#taegi #taegiau

129. standing guard
#taegi #taegiau

130. loser hyungs
#taegi #taegiau

131. Nation’s dancer
(probably should’ve mentioned this but next few updates are just award updates, will be back to taegi soon)
#taegi #taegiau

132. and to my best friends
(Y’all can skip these if u want lmao, I’m literally just making these bc i love friendship lol)
#taegi #taegiau

133. made his life better
#taegi #taegiau

134. not even surprised
#taegi #taegiau

135. yes to both
#taegi #taegiau

136. they seem fun
#taegi #taegiau

137. let me have this
#taegi #taegiau

138. I can be fruity
#taegi #taegiau

139. you’re not my baby hyung
#taegi #taegiau

140. willingly submitted
#taegi #taegiau

141. Saves water
#taegi #taegiau

142. much to think about
#taegi #taegiau

143. metoo
#taegi #taegiau

144. don’t look on Twitter
#taegi #taegiau

145. post awards
#taegi #taegiau

146. lose to you any day
#taegi #taegiau

147. everything is perfect
#taegi #taegiau

148. thank u to my man

(ik its been a long time but pls note this is still on the night of taegi’s date, also pls ignore if the dates change in the next few updates, I’ve had these sceenshots for a while n I’m too lazy to change the dates on future updates)

#taegi #taegiau

149. I KNOW YOU LYING

#taegi #taegiau

150. Drunk with prettys 🥰

#taegi #taegiau

151. the midget

#taegi #taegiau

152. the next morning
#taegi #taegiau

153. it’s been done
#taegi #taegiau

154. oh no baby
#taegi #taegiau

155. two months later
#taegi #taegiau

156. baby and I
#taegi #taegiau

157. boyfriend?
#taegi #taegiau

... end
taegi boyfriends <3 ty to anyone who has read this n dmed or quoted saying they liked it or it made them laugh 💓 first au ever, hope it was alright enough.. didn’t really expect this to gain any attention but again thank u to anyone who took the time to read <3

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