1. We take you now to a meeting at @FoxNews.
(Interior: @seanhannity, @IngrahamAngle @JudgeJeanine sit at a table. @TuckerCarlson on speakerphone)
Hannity: "We have to come up with a storyline. If the economy is turning, what talking points do we use to blame it on Obama?"...
@FoxNews @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle @JudgeJeanine @TuckerCarlson 2...(Chris Wallace walks by, hears Hannity.)
Wallace: "Seriously, you guys? You think viewers will blame Obama, who hasn't been president in two years?"
(Everyone else laughs.)
Carlson: "THOSE idiots? They'll believe ANYTHING we tell them."....
@FoxNews @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle @JudgeJeanine @TuckerCarlson 3....
(Pirro jumps on the table, swinging her arms wildly.)
Pirro: "AHHH!!! EEE!!!"
Hannity: "Will someone get her her thorazine?"
Ingraham: "We could just blame all the democrats."
Pirro: "AAAHHH!!!"
Carlson: "Dont overthink. Jesus, Rush blamed CARTER for the 2008 collapse."...
@FoxNews @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle @JudgeJeanine @TuckerCarlson 4....
Pirro: "AAHHH!!! SOCIALISM!!!"
Hannity: "Jeanine makes a good point. Look, we can just say it's Obama because...OH! Obamacare is still going! And..umm...the stimulus!"
Ingraham: "That's not logical."
(Pause. Everyone bursts into laughter)
Ingraham: "Like that matters."...
@FoxNews @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle @JudgeJeanine @TuckerCarlson 5...
Hannity: "Okay, if we lay this on Obamacare, then we can swing it right onto Biden. Say HE caused this. Start calling it "BidenandObamaCare."
(Laughter.)
Pirro: "AAHH!!!!"
Carlson: "But what if Biden isn't the nominee?''
Hannity: "Thats where Jeanine's idea comes in."...
@FoxNews @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle @JudgeJeanine @TuckerCarlson 6...
Hannity: "We can simultaneously argue that the markets are afraid of socialism! Then we show photos of Warren, Biden, Sanders, whoever, with the last picture being Stalin.)
Carlson: "OH! The old 'oops, that was the wrong picture' scam. The media never calls BS on that?"...
@FoxNews @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle @JudgeJeanine @TuckerCarlson 7...
Hannity: "But we have to get Rush on board. We can't have him blame McGovern. His BS makes it hard to blab OUR BS. So tell him, BidenObamaCare, socialists."
Ingraham: Great!
Hannity: "And Tucker...dont say your viewers are a hoax again. We can't afford more "vacations."'...
@FoxNews @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle @JudgeJeanine @TuckerCarlson 8...
Ingraham: "Wait, this is just a one day market drop. What if it turns."
Carlson: "Blame the fed today, just say 'China cheats, blah blah.' But NOT trade wars.''
Hannity: Yah, and if everything turns, it's 'Trump saves the day!'"
Ingraham: "Yup. I want more tax cuts."
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