These assholes are gonna talk themselves into invading Greenland
I swear, Trump could come out tomorrow and say that we should use a fleet of zeppelins to drop an army of frogs on China and these Republican bootlickers would be like "hey, it saves on fuel costs and we've got plenty of spare amphibians we could use. SO FORWARD THINKING"
Back when I used to drink, the dive bar I went to played Fox news, and one of the other regulars would be all hammered and yell at the TV "just invade the fuckers already" when there was any story about a foreign country. I got sober but he got to make GOP foreign policy, I guess
Dude was also an inveterate racist so anytime he started yelling to the TV about black people, I'd go to the jukebox (one of those fancy internet ones), put in $20 and play Public Enemy's "Fear of a Black Planet" album like three times in a row
(That album rules so hard)
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