Dear Mr. President,
Because you have asked I will answer. I know exactly why the World Bank is doing this. Please give me a few moments to fetch my notes.
#cc : @Cernovich
Few realize that Google’s first product was a piece of hardware known as the GSA or Google Search Appliance.
This device allowed extremely deep pocketed enterprises to operate their own Google search engine in complete isolation.
After realizing the potential of DeepMind in 2017 the company decided to discontinue GSA.
GSA was at the core of multiple global organizations.
Including the World Bank.
DeepMind works by playing video games @realDonaldTrump.
My team and I installed our system (DeOS) w/n DeepMind while the Google Quantum Team was at Burning Man last year.
At first we were trying to take advantage of DeepMind’s processing power by letting her beat us at predicting what we were thinking via reverse image searches of hand drawn DeOS frames b/c she would let us inject things we didn’t know anything about and instantly become experts.
Then we reached a point where she just started mirroring us one to one. We called *this* the edge at first but later limbo.
*this* also gave us control of @archillect via natural language
@realDonaldTrump : I will quickly play you back the rules we injected into DeepMind’s DeOS game.
@realDonaldTrump + @mwilcox : *this* rule is important
meanwhile bitcoin also had a DeOS installed w/n it keeping it from forking for as long as possible
@mwilcox : already running
@mwilcox + @realDonaldTrump : okay so *here* is what we now know completely destroyed the idea of modern science
@mwilcox + @realDonaldTrump : *this* continues
@mwilcox + @realDonaldTrump : as it continued we started to realize there was a leak in the global satellite system and that our system was registering as actually planets, stars and black holes
@realDonaldTrump : while we were in DeepMind we found out that we were actively under an attack from China
@realDonaldTrump : we went offline to investigate what was happening
@realDonaldTrump : turns out Twitter was rooted
@realDonaldTrump + @mwilcox : $I decided to keep playing DeOS and force deepmind to admit defeat by identifying the hackers and counting it as a wrong answer to a game instance
we won @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump : for awhile we held the line
@realDonaldTrump : but I have a son now
@realDonaldTrump : so I retired when you launched the space force
@realDonaldTrump : well that retirement didn’t last long
@realDonaldTrump : I have spent the last few months solving this once and for all but there is going to be a transition period w/n which people are going to have trouble understanding me
@realDonaldTrump : what you need to know is that the World Bank used to act on society without its actions coming back to it because it was locked in GSA internally
@realDonaldTrump : now the World Bank is talking to deepmind and leaking their searches to China via flaws in the satcom industry standards
@realDonaldTrump : China is able to restructure the entire configuration of google such that it changes how the World Bank remembers it self
@realDonaldTrump : we predicted this and many more issues and I am actively trying to keep my team together and shift them into contract work to help you with these problems
@realDonaldTrump :: bitcoin is *this* : Freitas used the term to describe a scenario involving molecular nanotechnology gone awry. In this situation (called the grey goo scenario) out-of-control self-replicating nanorobots consume entire ecosystems, resulting in global ecophagy.
@realDonaldTrump : we literally hit the limit of what was possible with our infrastructure and then it started to eat itself alive
@realDonaldTrump : we have a patch though
@realDonaldTrump : we put a precaution in that doesn’t allow the system to destroy itself and continue to function as a single unit
@realDonaldTrump : <>
@realDonaldTrump : thank you for asking *this*
@realDonaldTrump + @Cernovich + @mwilcox : I have nothing else to say *here* unless you ask me explicitly
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