Thread by @peapodgallery

i know umineko is like super fucking long so you KNOW theyre foreshadowing stuff early on so im just taking notes in case it becomes important later like "battler... doesnt like... vehicules"

(takes notes) "battler... hasnt been to this yearly family reunion... for six years.... for some reason"

(plays the world's tiniest violin)

BRO THATS TOO CLOSE TO THE TITLE OF THE GAME THATS A RED FLAG

ME LITERALLY A SECOND BEFORE: the cast is good but its sorely lacking in pretty boys

sudden kanon POV...... suspicious

SQUINTS...... WHY DO YOU HAVE NARRATOR PRIVILEGES, OLD LADY SERVANT

battler: (walks towards shannon) hehehehehe shannon im gonna touch your boooooooooobs!!!!!
shannon: (doesnt move)
battler:
battler:
battler: you know, anyone who does this to you is a molester and you should fight back. please defend yourself im really worried for you

bro......

SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEATRICE...............................................................

i love this guy. grandpa's crazy monologues are my favorite part so far

grandpa was crying until his servant lover arrived

grandpa youre valid but rosa and maria are better than you'll ever be!!!!!

LOVE this. whoever beatrice is and whatever she has done, i stan

SQUINTS HEAVILY.......

I KNOW RED IS LIKE A /COLOR/ IN UMINEKO........ AND EVEN THE LITTLE ICON AT THE END OF THE TEXT IS RED

IT WENT AWAY.......

beatrice did you kill the main branch for kenzo 🤔

eva said BEGONE, WENCH

.............................shannon your name sounds western and it looks like you have that wing symbol tattooed on your leg. are you an ushiromiya

ah, finally, a quest!!! may i see the riddle, game, please

MAAM THATS A KILLING GAME. YOURE DESCRIBING A KILLING GAME

thinks about the path to the house which is all serpentine and stuff.... is this the river... and the house at the end is the village

me: maria sure acts SUPER CHILDISH for a kid whos supposed to be nine. whats that "uu-uu" shit about anywa-
rosa: SHES SUPPOSED TO BE NINE AND SHE ACTS LIKE AN IDIOT!!! DO YOU KNOW ANY KIDS WHO SAY "UU-UU" LIKE THIS?!
me: dont talk about my daughter like this

sure is fucked up the cousins are like "lets let rosa beat up her kid and go away this is a Family thing"

DID THEY LEAVE MARIA IN THE RAIN

KNOCKS ON WOOD........ IF MARIA DISAPPEARS OR DIES WE RIOT

OH THANK GOD SHES HERE SHES OKAY

I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEW MARIA MET BEATRICE

THERES "i believe witches are real because im a kid and also santa exists too" AND THERES "witches are real and you guys arent believing me even though i have proof" AND MARIA SEEMED TOO INTO IT TO BE IN THE FIRST CATEGORY IF THAT MAKES SENSE?

THE MUSIC IS GETTING SCARY AS ROSA IS LOOKING FOR THE OWNER OF THE UMBRELLA.......................

hehe oh are the servants insisting they are furniture because furniture cant be sacrifices

i fucking love how MARIA of all people keeps bringing up plot heavy, unsettling things with a smile

for a second i thought maria was gonna search into her bag and put some gold on the ground like "hey i found this whats this uu-uu?"

😬😬😬

GYDJGHDSJHDS THERES A CLOCK TICKING SOUND NOW IM SCARED!!!!! PLEASE READ THE LETTER

WHAT IS THAT MUSIC

BEATRICE I LOVE YOUR THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i think beatrice is a 19th person but if shes one of the 18th shes def shannon

WUH OH

ok i think the four siblings definitely know something

NATSUHI GO OFF

im rooting for natsuhi now. i hope she finds the gold

natsuhi accepted jessica's charm :'^)

oh ok servants have to wear the eagle thing bc theyre servants. i understand

bro are you and shannon not humans. i dont think you guys are humans

ok you guys are human you've just been indoctrinated by your orphnage to think of yourselves as furniture first and humans second, which is actually more fucked up

bro this proposal was cute until you said that

UH OH GOLDEN BUTTERFLIES

ngl this is the perfect flag. if shannon doesnt die ill be very relieved but also a little disappointed

its midnight and the painting didnt move im so fuckin disappointed. anyway i got an achievment and its day 2

am i actually gonna play thru the ten days jkhfdkjhdkhjds this took forever!!!! also is the first twilight on day 1 or 2 i wonder

its suspicious that gohda isnt waking up but this game has thrown too many flags and didnt do anything with them so.... i think he's okay (she says, thinking this is probably the moment the flag comes true)

[FEAR]

THE RED IS BACK!!!! THE RED IS BACK AND ITS ON THE DOORKNOB THAT NATSUHI PUT THE CHARM ON I THINK SHE COULDVE DIED IN ANOTHER TIMELINE OR SOMETHING

the impression i had before from fanworks is that the red is lies? so it worked before bc its like, this isnt what actually happened, but here it makes it seem more like this is beatrice's influence or something

beatrice killed the main branch beatrice tried to enter the room? but why didnt anything red happen when she met maria or with the envelope HM

a... a lot of people are missing OH WAIT theyre probably looking for the gold lmao

bro youre sleeping how could you know this. are you telling this story to someone

BATTLER BRO YOU USED FIRST PERSON TWO SCREENS AGO WHATS GOING ON

ITS BACK TO FIRST PERSON

g-grandpa......

THE MUSIC STOPPED WHATS UP WITH THE STOREHOUSE

spooky. delightful

THEY KEEP CUTTING AWAY TO SOME OTHER SCENE JUST AS SOMETHING SPOOKY IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND IM UNSETTLED. WHATS IN THE STOREHOUSE!!!!!!

WUH OH WE NEED THE DOCTOR FOR SOMETHING

has a body been discovered. ngl i need a murder right now its been too long

DONT LEAVE HER BEHIND PLEASE DONT LEAVE HER BEHINDwait since shes beatrice's messenger shes probably hopefully safe

FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUSIC IS GOING ALL DUBSTEPPY YOU KNOW SHIT IS GOING DOWN

OH SHITR

MANY BODIES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT, SIX PEOPLE WENT MISSING, AND THATS AT LEATS FOUR DEAD, AND THE PUZZLE SAID,

CRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS SIX PEOPLE WUH OH

WAIT IT JUST HIT ME THAT KYRIE SAN IS DEAD I LOVED HER!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

george bro im so sorry

cant believe the murder happens six hours in. how long is this fucking game

(puts finger in my ear like i got an earpiece) studio tells me a hundred hours. i have. a month to finish this game before animal crossing comes out

anyway puzzle says today "those who remain shall tear apart the two who are close" so rip eva and hideyoshi

SORRY I THINK Y'ALL ARE STUCK HERE FOR TEN DAYS UNTIL THE RIDDLE ENDS

DNBJGHJSCJHCDHJKJKDFKJFVD

maria save us all. you gotta remember the riddle its your special interest

squints

oh no

(the "oh no" is me realizing i love battler)

eva and battler are talking about how the murder was planned out, and i think its all irrelevant because magic obviously is real here

eva: how was the storehouse opened? when and how did the murderer get the key?
me: obviously the blood sigil on the storehouse opens doors, which is why it was also attempted on natsuhi's bedroom door. god, try to be logical for one fucking second, eva

RED RED RED RED RED

IS THIS A LIE? CONNECTED TO BEATRICE? WHY THIS PART IN PARTICULAR is it bc shes talking about multiple culprits

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong this has to be wrong

imo i dont think there even IS a culprit, its either beatrice (doubtful bc too obvious) or its like... the will of the riddle.... or something

im talking about my thought process bc i think this game is all about your own thought process and i think its interesting to see how the game is inevitably gonna steer me away from the truth....

BRO I LOVBE YOU!!!!! BATTLER I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! BATTLER!!!!!!!! HES SO SMART now remember the riddle please

djhkshjidshdfhjfdshdsjkkjgdsffds OH YEAH?

i appreciate this game showing important facts in bold. also is the sigil the key, and also eva and hideyoshi will 100% die tonight

battler: oooooh nyehehe please dont look at me like that im just a little boy! a little silly stupid boy! teehee

this became a real detective game we even have thinking music

YO

WHOS WRITING THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SQUINTS THE HARDEST AT THIS ONE WHAT DO YOU /MEAN/, NARRATOR

"HOW UNFORTUNATE APPARENTLY HE WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE ON DUTY IN THE GUESTHOUSE" LIKE WHOMST!!!!!! WHOMST!!!! WHY UNFORTUNATE WHY DID YOU THINK HE WOULD BE THERE HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THE CHANGE!!!!!!

the rosa text makes me think its maria... or someone connected to rosa since this is the only "personal" text

imo if the culprit is one of the 18 then its maria for sure. like a possessed maria

OK MARIA IMMEDIATELY SHOT UP TO PRIME SUSPECT FOR ME BUT AT THE SAME TIME THATS VERY OBVIOUS..........

THIS ACTUALLY SPOOKED ME A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait thats beatrice's theme song playing

"borrow the power of the sun" ok but beatrice is the master at night so does she need that or is this grandpa. is the culprit grandpa.

oh hell yeah hes catching on. get on my level battler

😔

maria wasnt saying uu-uu while she was infodumping and now that shes done she went back to uu-uu-ing. so is it bc she felt in her element and she stopped saying it for a bit or was she fucking POSSESSED

GLAD WE'RE COUNTING MARIA IN THE SUSPECTS AND GLAD WE'RE COUNTING /BATTLER/ BECAUSE I DIDNT EVEN /THINK/ ABOUT BATTLER AS A SUSPECT its not battler

ok now im doubting myself

NO IM RIGHT ITS EITHER BEATRICE OR THE WILL OF THE RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!

teehee battler listened in while they were talking about beatrice. hes so cool

oh ok

I WAS RIGHT SHES FUCKIN POSSESSED BY BEATRICE

maria: so miss beatrice has analyzed you and battler? your vibes? atrocious. absolutely rancid

......wait is she NOT possessed because shes talking about beatrice right now. maria are you not possessed. are you just weird

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

im actually stunned that battler cant see beatrice because his vibes are rancid bc i got the impression from fanworks that he actually was the only one who could see her

THE SCORPION CHARM PROTECTED BATTLER HOLY SHIT

THE PAPER ICON IS MOVING IT NEVER DID THAT BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK

DID IT DO IT BEFORE?

it did. im just really freaked out right now so my perception is too high i see things i didnt see before

im laughing i freaked myself out like a dummy

saving this for later bc you Know magic is real

battler: (triumphant music) when it comes to things i believe, the one who decides is always me!!!! i cant see beatrice which means she isnt real!!!
all the servants: 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

ok so either this is really maria OR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is possessed by someone who isnt beatrice. or shes like. affected by the weird world bubble that seems to be happening around the island

if this story truly has no magic in it you guys must be laughing your asses off right now

BATTLER WELCOME TO THE "BEATRICE IS POSSESSING MARIA" THEORY THAT I HAVE JUST FINISHED DEBUNKING. PLEASE CATCH UP TO ME

oh.

oh its just chuunibyou syndrome.

maria youre nine. youre too young for chuunibyou syndrome

if im trying to not think about magic and thinking about the murderer logically........... its george

"why george, adrienne" glasses too opaque

but if magic doesnt exist what the heck were the servants looking at

and we're back. welcome to "magic is real" theory, battler.

suddenly i was like "WERE THE PEOPLE KILLED PEOPLE WHO DIDNT RESPECT BEATRICE" but thats not true bc shannon died....... hm........

HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.

(rubs temples) please just remember the riddle i beg of you. the time of day and the number of people and shit can be explained with the riddle

OH OH THEYRE MENTIONING THE RIDDLE AGAIN WE'RE SO CLOSE

UH OH MOM'S GOT A GUN

i also refuse to believe she lied about seeing grandpa because 1. narrator showed us she did and 2. he was so nice

UH OH WHAT TIME IS IT. BECAUSE I THINK EVA AND HIDEYOSHI ARE ABOUT TO MCFREAKIN DIE

oh hell yeah we're activating phoenix wright mode now

THJATS THE TITLE

eva and hideyoshi just left the parlor to lock themselves in their room so we wont be seeing them alive again

its evening which means its death time

beatrice: lol ok

HGJSAHJGDSHJSHJKSDHJ

math....................

here's how i expect the next 30mn to go
battler: diner time
servants: we went to get eva and hideyoshi but theyre not answering the door
battler and co: (break down the door)
eva and hideyoshi: (ded)
battler: HUWAUWHAHWHUWA?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

oh?????? eva and hideyoshi pov???? i am surprised

ygdfjhgdsjh tender romantic moment.... Thats A Flag

and they were... two days away from going to the Maldives....

looks at the camera

battler didnt break down the door :'^(

unless this is special paint that becomes visible after a while has passed tHATS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!

theyre ded!

THE DEATH DUBSTEP IS HERE AGAIN

MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

definitely kihihi!maria writing those

gfshgjdfshjkfdkjl he tapped her on the head

also theres a bad smell and its 100% grandpa. calling it

kanon.....

shouldve known you were gonna be one of my favorites

if kanon diesasvdgfhjhgdfjsadsagjfhds

I WAS TYPING AND SOMETHING FLASHED ON THE SCREEN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS

IS KANON OKAY

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...............................................................

i dont like this game anymore

...............................ANYWAY, MAGIC CON-FUCKING-FIRMED

game you're not allowed to give me hope.

..............................................his pic in the data isnt red yet

battler yes youre crying etc but i dont care about your manpain right now. is kanon okay or is he dead

i have terrible news.

i keep checking the data files and kanon isnt red yet. he's not dead yet. look. he's not dead

grandpa's dead we GET IT is KANON OKAY

oh no battler's caught in a chessboard flippin' loop

WHYS THE CLOCK SO BIG

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKIN HATE THIS SHIT BRO

THE WAY THIS WAS ANNOUNCED RIGHT AFTER THGE CLOCK BREAK TELLS ME I CAN CHANGE THIS SOMEHOW. THIS ISNT REAL. THIS IS NOT THE ALPHA TIMELINE

maria has hit komaeda stage. its too late for her. someone needs to get rid of her before its too late

(maria voice) you need to have hope, jessica

squints but tiredly

HEY WAIT A SECOND

WHY ARE YOU STABBING THREE HEADS AND ONE CHEST BEFORE THE FOURTH TWILIGHT. DIDNT YOU MESS UP. BEATRICE. BEATRICE? I THINK YOU MESSED UP

also for twilight two.... the couple wasnt torn apart, actually they were closer than ever, unless this means "separated from the group"?

FINALLY

squints..........................

is the red mind control........................

ok my head hurts its been ten hours. time to stop playing for today

back at it again at krispy keme

what happened before. after kanon died i just blacked out

ah yes battler realized the turning chessboard technique doesnt actually work and just puts u in a loop. something something poison but it was red so its probably a lie. beatrice said after the typhoon ends it'll be all over

oh yeah and theyre all gonna stay in grandpa's study for the night which maria says beatrice cant open???? maria youre so fucking suspicious. how do you know this.

im fine with magic but i draw the line at a nine year old being able to sense that a door can ward off spiritual menaces

WHY IS THIS RED WHATS GOING ON THIS ISNT A LIE OR ANYTHING.......

i really picked that icon well bc at any time im just

....is the red text battler speaking. i think at some point battler becomes like a weird narrator with beatrice. battler is this u

I WAS CONVINCED THE WHOLE TIME THIS WAS WHAT HAPPENED BUT NOW THATS ITS IN RED IM [doubt]

characters: beatrice's letter says to praise her name what does it mean????????
me, head in my hands: the riddle. the fucking riddle. anyone please look at the fucking riddle

also this is day 2 why should they praise you now!!!! beatrice!!!! this is day 3 stuff

beatrice riddle speedrun

....................................oh

yeah i dont buy it. mostly because i thought she was an eldritch being and youre telling me shes a dead woman

battler: i dont believe in witches and magic. come on. come on now. magic aint real
genji: beatrice was the master's lost love who died
battler: oh my god........... grandpa used black magic to revive her........ thats so romantic........... magic IS real

george: maybe love......... is the REAL magic

BRO YOURE SO CLOSE. YOURE SO CLOSE. BRO

OGH MY GOD, OGH MYT GOD, OH MY GOD,

WE DID IT EVERYONE, HE SAW IT, HE REMEMBERED, THE RIDDLE IS BACK ON THE MENU, THANK YOU, HOLY SHIT

WELCOME TO MY MOTHERFUCKIN LEVEL, BATTLER!!!!!!!!! ONLY TOOK YOU FOUR HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 is where the charm was hung important

if there is a gun in the story... it must be used.....

GHDSDFSJHJH THIS ISNT THE TIME TO BE FLATTERED DUDE

natsuhi might be the best character. anyway shes gonna die

THIS REALLY SOUNDS LIKE MIND CONTROL. IT REALLY DOES

👀👀👀👀 the servants and maria are the only ones who believe in beatrice and natsuhi is forcing them to go

phone

OH YEAH WHY PHONE

beatrice: anyway here's wonderwall

rip servants

she really is speedrunning thisgTHE DEATH DUBSTEP

does twilight not mean what i think it does. can there be more than one twilight per day. ARE THEY IN A WEIRD TIME AND ACTUALLY TEN DAYS HAVE PASSED

ok so next beatrice revives and then everyone dies

does twilight just mean "moment" in this weirdo riddle

no one praised beatrice thOH WAIT THEY DID

THE FUCKING LOST LOVE THING!!!! I KNEW IT WAS WEIRD!!!! YOU IDIOTS

beatrice is so nice to maria its kinda cute actually

beatrice: heya crazy kid. can you be a dear and turn around and sing while i kill all these filthy adults

i kinda really like this weird battler+beatrice battle where beatrice is like "look at this weird murder. magic is real" and battler is like "MAGIC ISNT FUCKING REAL THERES A LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!"

its gonna be SO TASTY when battler is proven wrong and beatrice appears outta nowhere. SO TASTY. SO DELICIOUS. the SCHADENFREUDE

NEW MUSIC AS NATSUHI PREPARES TO KILL BEATRICE. NATSUHI. NATSUHI. NATSUHI

(tear silently runs down my face)

omedetou...

fear....

ok ok ok ok so. maria left a note and people found it. she wants people to find out the truth. like what happened next? or the whole story? was the whole story a lie?

beatrice praised natsuhi's nobility and im so happy. BATTLER SAW (?) BEATRICE AND STILL DENIED HER EXISTENCE. IM SO HAPPY.

the text says beatrice won. im thinking at some point. she wont

questions. anyway do i start ep 2 or is it tea party time. im gonna do tea party

EP 1 TEA PARTY

thenks

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

YEAH IM WONDERING ABOUT THAT TOO

[anger]

BATTLER I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN

listen. i think endgame is. that beatrice will be right there but battler will explain what happened logically so hard that she'll stop existing

i cant believe even now he's trying to find out how it happened logically, because magic cant possibly be real. bro. its magic. its just magic

i found that weird but every time he finds a body battler doesnt say "blood trickled down their face" but "makeup trickled down" like even then he's like "this is obviously not real"

.........................................................ok thats a good point

ok i believe in magic but battler insisting magic isnt real while everyone is like "lol are you okay bro" is a little.......... a little itty bitty bit weird

dot dot dot...

DSBHJDFHJDSKJHBKHJNDSJHEFHJKHER HER!!!!! EHRR!~!!!! HER!!!!!!!!! HER!!!!!!!! HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAAM

is the tea party the golden land

😳

😏

theyre all dying because battler wont believe lol

BATTLER'S OBJECTION MUSIC

Phoenix Wright : Ace Attorney - Pursuit ~ Cornered

yeah battler idk i was on magic team the whole time but ill help

unlocked ????

WHOMST?!

squints...

👀

SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTS............

ok so. they went to the golden land. and battler didnt believe. so their wishes didnt come true and they all went to hell EXCEPT MARIA MAYBE?

alright. ep 2 time

EXTREME?

OH HUH

i was under the impression that ep 2 was gonna be The Exact Same until a certain point but we're getting new content immediately. why are george and shannon on a date. is this the future. is this the golden land

I PUNCHED MY DESK AND HURT MY FINGIES. THE /V-NECK/

wait i might install the ps3 mod first

nah. too soft looking. regular game it is

also i spoiled myself on google and it was a pic of beatrice saying "everything i say in red is the truth!" so im happy to say im still 100% lost

HEHEHE I KNOW THIS PICTURE

dont care about this cute het shit wheres battler

OH RIGHT DANG

bro youre so funny

HGJDAJHGJDHK "when i was a kid i didnt understand why people bullied me, but now that im bullying shannon, my girlfriend, i suddenly understand." GEORGE YOURE A TERRIBLE PERSON

shannon. shannon. just run

"rich man bullies servant girlfriend"

wuh oh theyre both talking about how love is magic or whatever

.... is shannon the POV character this time around

i dont want this. wheres battler

EVA?!?

i am sorry to say beatrice isnt a witch. shes a fairy

thats the second time spoons were mentioned. did she mention spoons or was it spooky baby girl witch

kanon-kun kakkoi

the game is still doing title breaks but its not breaking the screen to do it

lmao shannon im pretty sure its your fault beatrice killed everyone. shannon. oh, shannon.

:'^)

this is all very sweet. i now understand i must wait six hours for the murder to continue.

lmao kanon please

beatrice: aaaah im so tired i shall take a nap
kanon: (whispering) hope you never fuckin wake up again
beatrice: what was that
kanon: nothing

oh my god kanon is gonna play jessica's fake boyfriend. oh my god. what are these stupid high school antics.

?!?!?!?!???!?!!!??!!

YEAH I KNEW IT LMAO HES NOT INTERESTED

i wasnt very interested but then i remembered ill get to see kanon in casual clothes. what style of clothing does he wear. what if he appears in the gaudiest clothes ever

SCREAMS SO LOUD IT'S INAUDIBLE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE OG ART IS EVEN CUTER WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

i cant deal. i cant deal. i cant fucking deal

OOOH GOOOOOD IM DYING

WHAT IS THIS FEELING IN MY CHEST......... IS THIS........ MOE

THIS IS A DISASTER

SHE KILLED ALL HER FRIENDS WHILE KANON HAD HIS EYES CLOSED, JESSICA, JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know the story is kinda going "kanon will find love in his highschool" but i dont think he's gonna fall in love with jessica so
normal ending: he falls in love with the mundanity of it all
good ending: idk bro
best ending: he sees a handsome boy and goes "shit"

oh god

ok im happy he didnt fall in love with her and the "shit, people can have lives outside of the island? thats wild. thats crazy" is so nice

im this close. I AM THIS 👌 CLOSE

SHANNON WHAT ABOUT THE GALS CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...........this convo's weird.

i mean its nice but the game said jessica only noticed she was in love with kanon after he died. unless rn she doesnt even notice shes in love which OOF

falls the fuck over and dies. this is so sad. gimme murders this is less painful than this

HEHEHE BEATRICE

kanon: jessica. im rejecting you because im scared of intimacy and also i have a feeling beatrice would want me to be in a couple with you and i dont wanna give that binch satisfaction even for a goddamn second

BACK TO SHANNON AND GEORGE FOR YET ANOTHER BORING DATE

sudden demonic song with lyrics

THE CHAPTER BREAKS ARE BACK IS IT JKHCDHJKDEYAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BACK TO MURDER TIME

genji: kanon please do not antagonize the thousand year old witch who could kill us all

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY (HEREHECOMES)

HEHE I KNEW IT I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE SOME "battler and beatrice look at the whole game and talk about it" BULLSHIT

HE DID IT, HE DID THE POSE, THE POSE

... is the background more purple-ish or is it just me

its just me.

😳

bEATO FOR /BEATRICE/

....this is the scene when beatrice gave maria the letter but its different. we see it. rosa's here. its not raining like crazy yet

why is this different suddenly....

😳👌

RED RED RED RED RED RED RED 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

battler's talking about how it isnt his turn to be a main character yet and im 👀

🤔

hope i get to play more this week

back at it again

is battler gonna sleep the whole second episode because it would be really funny

me, crying softly: bro that was cringe

the story is focusing on kanon too much. i think kanon and shannon are gonna be the two who are close this time and im gonna cry

doctor: chess... isnt only about winning
grandpa: what
doctor: chess... is also a way to pass the time having fun with a friend
grandpa: gross. get the fuck out of my office

why is this episode so emotional and cheesy. i mean i love it. but i feel like this is just the prelude to an even gorier murder time

beatrice: hahahaha yes shannon, i made sure you and george would start a relationship just so i could watch it end in despair!!! you hate me now dont you???
shannon: no thank you actually, its thanks to you me and george are together
beatrice:
beatrice:
beatrice: boring

yeah shannon go off

SHANNON'S TRUE POWER IS REVEALED.... SHE'S TOO BORING TO ENTERTAIN BEATRICE...!!!!!!

im making fun but shannon going "yeah i just wont entertain you or talk to you, this is how i'll fight back against you" is super fucking badass. go off shannon. im behind you all the way

beatrice: youre boring
shannon: yes. can i help you in any way?
beatrice: ill kill you and all the people you love
shannon: of course. do you need anything?
beatrice: GEORGE SUCKS AND HE SMELLS BAD
shannon: m-hm. how may this servant serve you?
beatrice: THIS ISNT FUN AT ALL

battler is just a side character this episode and i!!!! wanna!!!! see!!!! my!!!! little!!!! boy!!!!!

HEREHECOMES

also i havent mentioned it but the main reason i dont want to switch to the ps3 sprites is because of battler and, especially, this very good wry smile

I DONT WANT TO BE ALARMIST BUT THE KIDS (4 PEOPLE) AND THE DOCTOR+GOHDA (2 PEOPLE) MAKES SIX (6 PEOPLE) AND, THE RIDDLE,

uh yeah true hows the murder shit gonna go when everyone immediately starts suspecting beatriWHAT IF SHE FAKE KILLS HERSELF

disappointed kanon is a Heterosexual but still this is really :'^0

im gonna be really sad when kanon inevitably dies againUNLESS!!!!!!!!!!! UNLESS!!!!!!!!!! UNLESS JESSICA IS THE ONE WHO DIES please that would be so good. the pain. the suffering

why are the chapter breaks not breaking the screen anymore. i would like. to know why

is it because the story is stopped before a reveal or whatever? thats why it breaks? but now we're getting a whole story so it doesnt break anymore? hm. hmmmmmm

is it that later battler enters the story thru those breaks to get the True Ending. that would be a very homestuck thing to do

ITS DAY TWO...... ITS 6 AM........ WHO DIED

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

>:? the servants are all alive

im doing the caveman spongebob pose

ok theyre going to the chapel. my guess is. the three older siblings+spouses died. because rosa is okay. and the last at the chapel. were the siblings

is there gonna be one uuuuh truth thing per episode. last ep it was the chessboard flip and now its the devil's thing

>:?

oooooh maria. ohh maria. oooooooh halloween for maria

SUCKS AIR THRU TEETH THEY DONT KNOW WHERE MARIA IS. ARE THE KIDS DEAD. IF BATTLER'S DEAD IM GONNA BE SO SAD AND SO HAPPY

SIBLINGS AND SPOUSES ARE DEAD THEORY IS BACK ON THE MENU

kids are okay and servants are okay so siblings and spouses are totally dead. i wonder if each episode is gonna have a different rich adult alive, but sounds like this ep is rosa time

GHSDAHJGKHDKSJHKDJ BATTLER'S SLEEPING THRU THE BODY DISCOVERY. IT REALLY IS BATTLER'S SLEEPING EPISODE

😬😬😬 really scared for maria. rosa's not gonna like that they all died in a chapel with a message addressed to maria

confirmed, siblings n spouses are dead. dont care about most of u but f to natsuhi and kyriWAIT THIS ISNT THE DEAT DUBSTEP

DEATH DUBSTEP COME BACK!!!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!!

RED! WHAT /ARE/ YOU

MORE RED!!!!! I DONT UNDERSTAND

this whole halloween party, candy packed scene is terrible to read rn, because i have just eaten an entire box of ferrero rochers

umineko: and the candy was overflowing, coming out of their open stomach! chocolates and candy pumpkins! pralines!
me, who has just eaten 7 ferrero rochers: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

ok lets look at the monokuma files

......why is the narrator for the monokuma files beatrice. it was maria before. whats up. whats up

doctor, running to the chapel: wait kanon-kun the other kids are following us. we should probably tell them to not-
kanon: i just saw people's guts on the floor and im only fifteen. i dont wanna be the only kid traumatized. let them come

DEATH DUBSTEP'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am legit overjoyed

HEHEHEHE BATTLER'S REACTION WAS AGAIN "WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!!! AAAAH THIS IS JUST GREAT, JUST GREAT, THIS IS GREAT!!!! GYAAAAAAA"

i rly love that battler's first reaction is "OH GREAT. A DEAD BODY. THIS IS GREAT, AAAH, THIS IS GREAT" it feels 100% realistic

BATTLER INTERRUPTS THIS PROGRAM TO SAY,

battler im so glad you're back. i missed you so fucking much

beatrice: see im so nice. you should thank me
battler: OH /THANK YOU/, BEATRICE-SAMA. FUCK YOU
beatrice: but look you can see their faces just like you wanted!
battler: OH WHAT A NICE TREAT IM SO FUCKING HAPPY. ILL RIP YOUR GUTS OUT

battler keeps saying "its useless its all useless", which is also what i say when im in front of an overly complicated math problem

observer!battler is saying he's gonna check the corpse instead of letting doctor do it but how is he gonna get player!battler to do that. can he control player!battler to some degree i wonder

BREAKS ARE BACK do they only appear while the riddle is in place... i dont think they happened before the riddle in the first episode when i think about it

:^0 what if the breaks are observer!battler hitting the barrier between him and the story... him trying to break out.... how romantic

huhuhehuehuehuehuehuehue

bro the Difference

oh no was i right

i thought you could only kill people during the night... what the fuck.... are you cheating

AAAAH

SDGHJGHJDSJHGHJGDSjhDSJH THAT WAS THE R$EASON FOR THE KARATE CHOP POSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! IT WAS FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT?

OH THIS IS REAL? I WAS RIGHT? HES NOT HUMAN? HOLY SHIT? HOLY SHGIT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

I WAS CONVINCED HE WAS NOT HUMNAN BUT THEN THEY SAID IT WAS ALL A METAPHOR BUT NO TURNS OUT HE REALKLY ISNT HUMAN. THIS IS GREAT I LOVE THIS

OH NO!!!!!!

OH NO HES OKAY WE'RE GOOD

😔

i know kanon's about to die but 😳

J, J

jessica.........................................................................................................

show me. show me. i want to see his face. im beatrice right now and i want to feel some schadenfreude

shes cute. also she totally knows this is a reset which means beatrice knows, which makes sense but is nice to see confirmed

battler bro how the fuck are you gonna explain this as "not magic"

lmao

squints... rosa says the chapel was locked until they opened it this morning... but didnt she go to the chapel along with all the siblings the evening before. was she not here. was she not here?

we interrupt this program

WE'RE HERE

but wait thats different. the text is red here. but before, the text wasnt red, but the UI was.

ok shes saying rules are sacred. ok. hm. dont believe it so its two brains time. one of my brains will believe and one will not

....whATS WITH THE RED UI THEN!!!!! WHATS WITH IT!!!!! THE RED UI ISNT RED TEXT!!!! god

ok so far:
-the victims entered thru the "front" door
-there is only one key to the chapel
-it is impossible to unlock the chapel without the key
-when the door is locked no one can enter/leave

clearly someone took the key and put it back into maria's bag. also she didnt say the door was locked. but it was locked when we entered.... battler just say "someone took the key out and put it back into maria's bag" and see how she answers. battler. battler do you hear m

he's trying to think "how did they enter without going thru the front door" but imo it should be "how did someone get the key anyway" or something. FINAL ANSWER

OH YEAH OR UH DID SOMEONE SWITCH THE ENVELOPES DUH

SOMEONE COULDVE SWITCHED THE ENVELOPES. PROVE, PROVE! PROVE NO ONE SWITCHED THE ENVELOPES

YEAAAAAAH

.................................................................................................................doki

NYEHEHEHE

BRO YOURE SO COOL

OBJECTIUON MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(THE CHAT GOES WILD)

WE DID IT!!!! GIVE US AN ACE ATTORNEY BREAKDOWN ANIMATION NOW

THIS WAS SO FUN!!! AGAIN!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!

oh shit they still havent found jessica and kanon

kanon im sorry. battler is too cool. youre demoted to second favorite

old lady: (shit i need to say something to these kids so that theyll eat something but also i dont wanna say anything to upset them. lets find a nice, innocent, inoffensive subject)
old lady, not aware of the circumstances of the murders:

GUN TIIIIME

monokuma file time

squints.... kanon's file says "the witch erased his corpse for fun" so its not beatrice writing it, but natsuhi's file says "didnt i tell you? stomachs are packed full of candy" and another mentions maria by name so BEATRICE? WHOS WRITING THESE

is it different writers for each file??????? is that why??????

ok sounds like another trial is coming and im hungy so im done for today

looks like i played too much yesterday bc the tetris effect happened. i kept dreaming i was playing, but i was aware i was dreaming, but still i was like "kinda crazy my brain knows what happens next in umineko. i should pay attention or ill be lost later"

back at it. last night i just saw the red text and went "woof. tomorrow"

ghosts...................................

witches are fine. i draw the line at ghosts

BATTLER HEARD THE GHOSTS' CRIES............ BATTLER............... YOURE SO COOL

gdshkudshkjs battler keeps calling her "beatrice"

beatrice: you did it. you won this first battle. we're close now.... you can call me beato :)
battler: ok, beatrice

hgdjsjhkda this one was so easy i didnt have time to make up a game theory. kanon just didnt have a master key with him

uuuh ok
-no hidden doors
-door and window are only ways in or out
-window is locked from the inside
-can open door with jessica's key or the master keys held by each servant

-door maybe wasnt locked by a master key? so did jessica's key lock it? but it was inside jessica's room... has to be that one of the master keys locked the door, but maybe jessica's key opened it

that last fact is confusing. does that mean that by using a key you could lock the door, but not necessarily a master key?

its also confusing bc it would be very easy to suspect any other servant but battler doesnt wanna do that, so clearly its beatrice, but battler doesnt want to say magic, and she couldnt have stolen one of those keys...

LMAO I CANT EVEN SAY ITS BEATRICE BC THAT WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE SHE EXISTS GOD BATTLER!!!!!!

is the whole thing about suspecting someone who isnt one of the 18th, and who isnt beatrice? bc thats dumb. are we gonna start suspecting one of the 18th

this is all dumb bc i, the player, know beatrice DID kill kanon and jessica so. its like finding holes in a story i have seen

OH WAIT BATTLER'S OKAY WITH SUSPECTING BEATRICE AS LONG AS SHE DOESNT USE MAGIC ok ok ok

................................................................im suddenly reminded that battler was very sleepy this episode. did she do that so she could steal the key from maria's bag

oh for the whole "where did kanon's body go" thats easy she just threw the body out the window or something.

WHAT WE'RE GIVING UP

hehehe

wuh oh theres five servants in the kitchen and the riddle has 5 people left to kill

suspicious person outside the kitchen.....

SQUINTS

funny how youre not showing me a kanon portrait HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM anyway good job beatrice i also love drama

RED EYES!!!!! HEHEHE HOW ANIME

some fucked up shit is happening and its great

BUTTERFLIES

RIP DOCTOR AND GRANDMA

cant believe gohda is actually a good guy. thats the real twist here

what about the stabs though... beatrice you forgot the stabs...

yeah bro they got out thru the window...!!!

i think battler calls beatrice 'beato' when he's confident and its pretty cute

battler i have no braincells today please go easy on me

oops. but also she didnt say 'exist' in quotes the same way maria does when she talks about beatrice SO?

battler she doesnt consider herself human! make her say "i, beatrice, was not here when the corpse was discovered" bro just do it youll see

BEATRICE DONT BE MEAN ME AND BATTLER ARE TRYING OUR BEST

UM THE UI WENT FROM NORMAL WHITE TO RED FOR THIS LAST SENTENCE?????? GAME???? PLEASE EXPLAIN????

if the red UI is just a fun inconsequencial UI thing and isnt actually a plot point i will riot

so much red UI in this trial. what is going on.

is this just paranoia. like is the red UI just to show people are spiraling. maybe thats just it and i read too much into it

THATS NOT THE TRUTH BEATRICE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

battler did u give up. battler. battler i dont know shit im bad brain today but i believe in u. battler. battler

shannon please go yandere mode i beg of you. i wanna see your cool sword

gohda............................... :'^0

BATTLER BRO WAKE UP YOURE SPIRALING. GO DRINK SOME WATER

kinda funny that ep 1 we had Bear Mom natsuhi, and this episode we got Paranoid Mom rosa. cant wait for final episode to have the supreme mom, the final mom, Detective Mom kyrie

OH NO THIS IS THE WORST TIMEWLINE

BATTL:ER NO!!!! I LEGIT SCREAMED BATTLER PLEASE DONT MAKE THIS FACE DONT SAY THOSE THINGS I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE

I, UH, NEED BATTLER TO BELIEVE THAT MAGIC DOESNT EXIST, YKNOW

i cant play i just see his crying defeated face and i have to look away. this is painful. battler

i might cry. im so scared

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 im scared

:'^( tfw you look so pathetic a nine year old vows to protect you

CAVEMAN SPONGEBOB MEME

ARE YOU ROSA? LISTEN TEN MINUTES AGO YOU LAUGHED AND THE LAUGHING SOUND THAT ONLY HAPPENS WITH BEATRICE AND HER MINIONS SOUNDED AND I GOT A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS ARE YOU ROSA? ROSA? I DONT THINK YOURE ROSA youre probably rosa and just went all Rich Woman Mode

Rich Woman Mode it is

beatrice taunting battler is so........................................

THATS NOT A SWORD

beatrice what man broke your pure maiden heart. ill destroy him

BEATRICE WHAT MAN BROKE YOUR PURE MAIDEN HEART ILL DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!!

george died before he could tell shannon he loved her but WHO CARES LOOK AT HOW RED THE CHAPTER BREAK IS

ok all the murders are done so im probably close to the end of this ep

wait a sec i cant fucking believe kanon and shannon were like "i dont know... are witches really real?" when they can summon magical swords and shields. what the fuck you two

the problem this time is that even though battler believes in beatrice, rosa sure wont and so everyone will die

WUH OH

WUH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BATTLER FOUND A LETTER BUT NO ONE SAW HIM FIND THE LETTER AND ROSA IS GONNA SUSPECT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

OH AND THE LETTER HAD THE TRIFORCE DISCOURSE its over just kill battler he's done

THE LOUDEST CACKLE

im getting the feeling im not supposed to be able to solve this one

battler i love you

battler really takes from his grandpa doesnt he

JHKDSHKJDSKJHDJLKSLJKDS

ok its the moment where beatrice explains everything and battler will believe her or not. battler if you believe her youre off the "fav characters'" i swear to god

OH MY GD

OHO? BATTLER?

WAIT THERES MORE

wuh oh

WUH OH

wassup goth girl. please help my little man.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH RIP IN PIECES KINZO!!!!!!!!!! KINZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS THIS HOW YOU GO TO THE GOLDEN LAND OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO DONT HURT MY LITTLE BOY

THE SADDEST EMOJI

GO ROSA GO GO GO

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

YEAH I GET IT ROSA AND MARIA ARE GONNA DIE JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROSA ISNT FUCKING AROUND HOLY SHIT

🥺

.....................................................

AND THIS IS JUST EP 2??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

WHAT THE FUCK THOUGH. WHERE ELSE CAN WE FUCKING GO FROM HERE. YOU CANT SURPRISE ME ANYMORE. YOU CANT SPOOK ME ANYMORE????? EVERYONE DIED IN LIKE THE WORST WAY. YOU CANT SCARE ME!!!!! YOU CANT TOP IT OFF!!!!!!! DUDE!!!!!!!!

LOOKS AT THE MF CAMERA THIS WAS THE WORST ENDING YOU /CANNOT/ CONVINCE ME THIS CAN GET WORSE. IM BATTLER. MAGIC ISNT FUCKING REAL

WAIT I SHOULDNT SAY THAT THIS IS HOW THIS WHOLE ENDING HAPPENED!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! GEEZ

/NO/ I WILL NOT START TEATIME!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME RECOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank god i got shit to do tomorrow evening. i need a day off

HEY WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND,

TROPHY FOR STARTING EPISODE TWO YOU /LIED/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LED ME ASTRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cancelled my plans bc its snowing so back at it again. tea time. i hope battler has some clothes on

the tea time is in purgatory...... because they died........ took me two tea times

rosa stuff etc IS BATTLER HERE

oh its the goat head demons ok. i was gonna be angry

haha thats nice shes feeding rosa and giving her some tasty wine-

I WAS FOOLED BY THE NICE AND CHILL AMBIANCE AGAIN THIS IS TEA TIME!!!! TEA TIME IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARIA YOURE DESSERT YOU SHOULDNT BE HERE

EVERYONE ACCEPTED THAT YOURE A WITCH BEATRICE SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW

HBJSAJKHDSJHKDKJH

MY LITTLE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I STAN!!!! I STAN!!!!!! BATTLER I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

UM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

NO MARIA DONT PROMISE

battler truly is a phoenix wright expy

emo girl are you the red ui

another little girl has arrived

are you talking to battler or me or someone else

can i get another ally

thanks, tsundere

oh we're battler. this is taking place before/during the tea time

😑

equal difficultyWAIT EP 2 HAD EXTREME DIFFICULTY!!!!! HRNRNNRNNNRGHHHHHH

ep 3 start. whos gonna be main POV characters. is it kyrie time please (knowing my luck itll be eva time and eva's this ep's Main Mom)

expectations: eva as main mom OR sudden main dad, we wont get battler backstory this ep (ep 4? later?), we're gonna ALMOST beat beatrice but we wont (maybe even she'll be surprised), i.....dont think......it will end as badly............... as ep 2...........................

wait who's backstory/POV didnt we get. grandpa, krauss, doctor (who cares), eva and husband, kyrie and dad, gay old servant, gohda, grandma servant (who cares)
so (throws a dart) we're gonna get eva and husband and gay old servant backstory. thats my very educated guess

OK THERE WAS A NEXT BUTTON UNDER THE CHARACTER SCREEN AND I CLICKED ON IT BC I HAVENT SEEN THIS BEFORE AND IT DID THE SWIRL TRANSITION OUTTA NOWHERE AND I LEGIT SCREAMED. THAT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT

my heart's beating so fast. that really freaked me out dont look at me im fragile

but not that fragile

(sighs deeply) maria POV.

WHOMST?????? AND YOURE NOT A CHILD?????? MAAM!!!!!

BEATRICE? WHY IS THE POV CHARACTER CALLING HER BEATRICE? WHAT? WHAT? WHATS GOING ON?

N, NO, YOURE BEATRICE

holds my head in my hands

...this isnt the ushiromiya house

damn it was beatrice's memories. hey dev nice try showing me a nice beatrice memory. it wont work. shes dead to me

yeah i was just gonna say "sounds like what beatrice does, shes totes an endless witch"

teacher: an endless witch... can revive things whenever she wants. its really hard to do. only a select few can do it
beatrice: (starts timeloops and alternate dimensions and revives dead people as torture like its no big deal)

i have to admit i did not see beatrice POV coming.

haha the girls are talking about how their furniture keeps breaking and they want beatrice to fix it thats cu(SUDDEN TERRIBLE FEELING)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEATRICE!!!!!! YOU FUCKER!!!! WHEN I SEE YOU ITS /ON SIGHT/

well at least he's having fun

CACKLES

oh shit hes trying to figure out the murders even now this truly IS hell

alright enough of this magic bullshit its jabberwock island time

i stopped so i could eat dinner but i dont think ill start again tonite because im scawed. ill start again tomorrow

my guard was down and i had umineko nightmares last night so FUCK YOU UMINEKO!!!! IM PLAYING U THIS MORNING BEFORE WORK

grandpa arent you in love with a witch whos smarter and more powerful than u could ever be

cant believe grandpa disinherited eva because she was ~TOO COOL~

eva i cant believe your imaginary friend is just a younger you

eva's talking about how she wants to become head of the family to show krauss whats what, and i cant wait for her to become the head bc everyone else is dead and go "THIS ISNT VERY FUN IF I CANT RUB THIS IN KRAUSS NII-SAN'S FACE"

imaginary friend eva keeps talking about magic 🤔🤔🤔

caveman spongebob pose

CAVEMAN SPONGEBOB POSE I DONT USUALLY GET TROPHIES IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EPISODE

(writes "battler doesnt remember his cousins very well for some reason" next to "battler doesnt like vehicles")

HES CRYING GHSDJDSJHGDSHJKJHDS

cant believe we're getting a battler POV /AND/ battler backstory. this is what happens when battler's not sleepy for a whole episode

battler: maybe... whats really important isnt the size of a woman's boobs.... but the size of her heart

battler. battler please

........oh shit is this the "cousins start fighting each other" episode

😔

GGGGGGGGGGGGG BEATRIUCE STOP IT WITH THE JUMPSCARES IM A YOUNG FRAGILE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET SPOOKED EASILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM DONE PLAYING FOR THIS MORNING BEATRICE, THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SPOOKING ME

looked at the newest trophy and

[FEAR]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is maria's rose gonna become plot important. we find maria's rose we find the gold

WHOS THIS?

one of grandpa's servants?

"""""young man"""""

one of beatrice's servants.... but the golden eagle.............

i actually honest to god giggled. battler

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT

his laugh goes "pu ku ku ku!".

YOU KNOW I DIDNT WANNA SAY I FELT SOME /VIBES/ BUT

cant wait for battler and ronovo to become friends and for ronovo to stab battler in the back like "bro..........." "im sorry bro, im a demon bro, its in my nature bro" "i trusted u bro................................"

😟

wonder if thats whats really happening.... can battler's small belief alone give you the power to summon one high demon? or is it bc other family members have started to believe too

also i fucked up while looking at refs yesterday and i saw a pic of battler with a cool dark coat, and also google saying beatrice is only the antagonist of ep 1-4, so best case scenario in eps 5-8 battler does a chessboard flip and bECOMES THE TRUE VILLAIN????? PLEASE???? PLEA

battler: beatrice its over. i got a cool dark coat. im the master now
beatrice: what? no? thats not how this wor(beatrice becomes a desk)

back at it. i reread my livetweet to see if i missed stuff, and battler's dad knew he was gonna die back in ep 1? and that he wanted to talk to battler and kyrie before? whats with that?????? how did you know???? what do you know????

something something hidden mansion. not sure i buy it, why would beatrice have a hidden mansion when she already has the VIP room? there might be a hidden SOMETHING though

im so glad the adults are finally talking about the fucking riddle its been two episodes. no way its gonna be solved this ep though

oh no he believes it. oh no. oh n

.......................................................demon bro are you our maya fey

THERE WAS A GOOFY "swoosh swoosh swoosh" SOUND BEFORE "DEVILS PROOF" AND IT MAKES ME THINK BATTLER DID SOME REIGEN POSES BEFORE SAYING IT

battler is pretty much saying "my arguments were too logical before i gotta dumb them down to fight back against a witch"

you just... you just fuckin show off a raven this isnt rocket science

NO BEATRICE THATS DUMB

I HAD TO MUTE THE GAME TO THINK BUT THATS DUMB!!!! A BLACK BIRD ISNT NECESSARILY A RAVEN WTF ARE YOU TALKINGA BOUT

ok thanks demon butler this makes more sense

oh my gOD DID WE NEED TO GO THRU THIS RAVEN METAPHOR FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS

why are we not saying beatrice the witch is the culprit again..... is it just pride.... this would be so much easier to say shes the culprit and then get a boss fight and then we end the game

this is such a confusing game bc beatrice the witch is the obvious culprit gfrerhrhrhfhjhjedrhjkffhjk

OH ARE WE GONNA GO ALL "but beatrice i think theres like a hundred hidden people on this island uwu" ON HER LMAO

PROVE, PROVE!!!! PROVE THERE ISNT A HUNDRED HIDDEN PEOPLE ON THIS ISLAND

oh yeah

hey battler im so glad youre starting to lose it.

if battler ever shows a crazy grin i might yell in absolute joy

hm.

kinda scary that the only thing you can trust is information the culprit, your jailer, gives you. cant see this biting you in the ass later

battler "please step on me" ushiromiya

victowy!

what if theres actually 17 people on the island lmao

OH SO YOU /DO/ HAVE A PLAN AND I WAS RIGHT WE'RE GONNA PROVE MAGIC DOESNT EXIST SO HARD SHE'LL STOP EXISTING

my theory of beatrice actually being a fairy becomes more and more probable

..................................demon bulter are you the final boss

he's annoying both battler and beatrice in such a way that he could maybe be the final boss

ok i didnt see this coming actually

thats the house from beatrice's memories.... and she doesnt remember who she is... is this related to her teacher also being named beatrice....

AMNESIAC BEATRICE THINKS OF KENZO AS HER FATHER THIS IS AWKWARD

(POINTS AT BEATRICE'S EXPRESSION WITH A STUNNED LOOK ON MY FACE)

wait.... kinzo mentioned keeping beatrice in a bird's cage.... did he erase her memory so she'd stay with him or something

dont you choose whats on the tv beatrice

wait she's been there since her birth? what the fuck? i did think her earlier memory with her teacher was weird? because this was clearly smg that happened in like the same century probably? but shes a thousand years old? what? what? what?

ok wait

i did think it was weird the way her past was talked about... like she was both human and a witch, so like. was she a witch before and then kinzo imprisoned her and she lost her memories -

and then her teacher was like "cool ill teach u magic" and beatrice got her memories back like "surprise binch i was a witch the whole time and i got my memories back" but she still cant leave bc kinzo imprisoned her

OK I JUST NEEDED TO CLICK A BIT MORE SORRY SORRY SORRY

(IS REMINDED OF BEATRICE'S RANT ABOUT MEN ONLY WANTING ONE THING FROM WOMEN AND TO NOT BELIEVE IN LOVE)

ok so she (giggles) so she like (giggles) so she (snorts) so beatrice became a nobody?

anyway jokes aside she separated her soul from her body and the beatrice who doesnt remember anything is the body, is what im getting here

wait no. he took her soul and put it in another body. so its still kingdom hearts shit but different kh shit

YEAH SORRY BRO

beatrice: oh i dont wanna bore you with my personal story teehee
battler: no i wanna hear it
beatrice (touched): oh... okay (tells a deeply personal story)
battler: wait thats it? no hints in there about how to beat you? god thats boring. im gonna eat some cookies

I WENT TOO FAST BUT AFTER BATTLER WAS LIKE "boring" SHE MADE HER MOE SAD FACE JSKHDAKHDHJKDS GET HER BATTLER FUCK HER UP

a true gentleman, even to a lady who stripped him naked and watched him get vored by demons

BEATO CAN DISH IT OUT BUT SHE CANT TAKE IT HSDJHJDSAJHSAD GOD

beatrice: im a little upset that you said my deeply personal story was "boring". apologize! apologize to me for being insensitive!!!
battler: i got eaten by demons because of you

demon butler just spoke in red. im suspicious. im incredibly suspicious

demon butler are you the final boss

why would answering the question "are homonculi a thing" bring about a stalemate

OH its magic. alchemy is magic. sorry im always thinking of alchemy as science 2.0

i dont like that demon butler is helping us behind beatrice's back!!!! im gonna call you zelos you motherhugger

i just know that what happens next will warm my heart

😳

kinda funny that rosa and maria are the only ones who met beatrice

oh boy beatrice totally fell off the cliff and died didnt she

oh so she died and her soul escaped ok

inb4 demon butler poisons battler and beatrice

its midnight in game which means shit's about to go down which means im done for today

its 7am. back at it bc i woke up thinking about the fact that i didnt check the monokuma files during tea time

battler's file wasnt in the tea time bc his fate was uncertain at that time i guess??? anyway

midnight time..... whos dead.... eva's alive 100%

grandpa youre ready to die to meet beatrice so you saying that things "will not go as you thought" scares the shit out of me

....ok im probably being paranoid again but the wind sfx is different, more flute like

kanon's been away for too long he appeared and i felt nothing

the barrier on kinzo's study is gone.... is it you, demon butler

i think demon butler is the misfortune kinzo is seeing hashtag demon butler final boss 2020

uh huh. you watch movies, kanon?

kinzo's probably dead but thats only one person?

oh shit hes alive. somehow thats scarier

beatrice thats so kind of you

RED'S BACK

lmao oops. rip servants

CAVEMAN SPONGEBOB POSE DO THINGS YOU DO IN PREVIOUS GAMES INFLUENCE NEWER ONES? BEATRICE? BEATRICE? BEATRICE ANSWER ME

is this a madoka situation where humans get stronger with each time loop. beatrice youre concentrating your loops around the 18. theyre all gonna go godmode in a few more games

KANON WON?!?!??!?!??? KANON???????? KANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD HE EVEN BEAT THE STAKE, HES ALIVE, MY BOY'S ALIVE

I STILL FEEL LIKE THIS WONT HAPPEN SOMEHOW. IT CANT

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

SHE DID SAY IT!!!!! SHE DID SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hilarious how shannon always makes beatrice rant and expose her weaknesses

yeah i was gonna say "kanon and shannon should just die before the stakes can get them" lmao

genji-san..............

shannon and kanon: genji-san you're our dad...... you're our dad! boogie woogie woogie

genji???? my????? what????

GRANDMA IS ALSO FURNITURE?

B-BUT

what.......................................

HAHAHA, WHAT?

GRANDMA IS BEATRICE'S TEACHER?

(sighs deeply)

the corrosion.... what...........

oh no theyre gonna fight and teacher will lose... will teacher come back in the next games?

THATS PRETTY MUCH A BATTLE CUTSCENE HOLY SHIT

BATTLER ITS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM JUST LAUGHING JHKADSJHKSJHKDS WHATS THIS ANIME BULLSHIT!!!!! IS EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE GONNA WAKE UP LIKE "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND IS JUST /DEAD/

beatrice: my teacher is pretty weak hehe
teacher: (SUMMONS A FUCKING SPEAR THE SIZE OF A TOWER JUST BY SNAPPING HER FINGERS)

this fucking anime bullshit.......... i cant deal..........

K.O.!!!!!!!

cant beatrice just heal herself back to full health. has she really lost, i dont think so

OH?

😔

YEAH DUDE ITS OVER

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS NOW. BATTLER BELIEVES IN MAGIC NOW

oh shit eva isnt the main mom this episode, EVERY MOM IS THE MAIN MOM

ah yes.... battler is using the Sans Undertale technique

bro how do you know those things

lets do it bro lets explain magic so hard even beatrice goes "so im not magic?"

ok i think teacher is saying that you can have a scientific explanation and a magical one about like, braun tubes, and you can only disprove one when you look inside a braun tube. but you cant look inside magic so is that how battler wins?

beatrice: SO WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY COOL MAGICAL BATTLE WITH TOWERS AND SPEARS
battler: (smirks) what battle...? look around you. i see no towers and spears anywhere
beatrice: wh

th-this can't be!!!! schrodinger's cat box...?!??!?!?!

those arguments really are getting dumber and dumber. this is great

beatrice: the magic fight happened you saw it with your own eyes!!!!
battler: did it? i forgot suddenly
beatrice: (staggers like she took a hit) ngh...!!!! this power....!!!

GUN DAD

GUN DADS

monokuma files

...did demon butler write those. they are strangely nice, he put them all in a room they liked.... THIS NICENESS IS SUSPICIOUS #DEMONBUTLERFINALBOSS2020

TRIAL TIME AND??? NEW THINKING SONG????

i cant concentrate this new song's a bop

virgilia is our maya fey actually. or our mia fey

battler's not talking to beatrice and talking to teacher instead and shes jealous hehehe

i thought i could kinda follow along the trial with my own theories but this is becoming too complex. sorry battler i cant help

my theory is "magic isnt real, stupid!!! do you truly think magic exists???? what are you, five??? youre PATHETIC, beatrice!! you need magic to do things!!! what, is life too HARD for you so you use magic??? gotta have everything handed to you on a golden platter??? disgusting!!"

battler: "weh weh im beatrice i cant kill people on my own i gotta use my magic goat servants weeeeh".... you're pathetic, beatrice
beatrice, on the floor crying:

is she panicking bc technically theres three of them she didnt kill herself

wow i think this hurt her feelings lmao

THE GAME IS FINALLY GIVING ME THE OPTION TO CHECK THE EPITATH AT ANY TIME. THANKS GAME.

is the beloved hometown the secret house.... is the sweetfish beatrice....

river could mean a family tree... the character files have a family tree in them...

is it that one of the kids' names means "shore" or "village"

👀 but also this cant be it then. too early

DID GRANDPA PICK THE GRANDKIDS' NAMES.......

...its implied beatrice doesnt pick the six sacrifices. and the epitath says "the six chosen by the key".... who/what is the key

DONT TEACH NATSUHI SUCH COMMONER THINGS

i doubt this is a word game puzzle and even if it was im not sure its translated perfectly enough for me to find out

squints....

the music stopped so teacher better break beatrice apart

the north wind and the sun.... will beatrice start being extra nice to battler so he'll let his guard down

EVA HAS AN IDEA......... TELL ME...........

a six letter/six syllables word she could find in an atlas...?

something maybe only women will realize...? anyway i hope you dont die before you/we find out, eva

i almost wanna google "sweetfish river" to see if this kinda river has a certain shape or something but i might get spoiled lmao

ok i get it, i wont get it so ill just follow alongIS A JAPANESE CHARACTER THE SHAPE OF A RIVER

she found the key jUST TELL ME EVA!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!! THE SUSPENSE!!!!!

if eva dies before telling the key we riot

EVA IS IN AN UNDERGROUND PART.... GET IT EVA..... GET THE PRIZE

THE GOLD..... TOUCH IT EVA TOUCH THE GOLD

is the game over? she found the gold?

wuh oh

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

words you say before stabbing your sister in the back:

..................OH NO ARE EVA AND ROSA GONNA BE THE TWO WHO ARE CLOSE

BEATRICE ACKNOWLEDGED EVA AS THE HEAD.......... SO WHAT NOW

DAMN, SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY

OHHHH

BUT LIKE, THATS NOT EVA THATS IMAGINARY EVA. WHAT ABOUT EVA? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

OKAY,

YEAH WELCOME TO THE CLUB BATTLER

hehe battler named beatrice "beato"

:^)

eva beatrice is about to kill maria and rosa and it is time for me to take a break

alriiiight. time for eva beatrice to just MURDER this woman and her daughter

maria how the fuck do you know eva beatrice. or are you just conditioned to hear "beatrice" and go "friend!!!!!"

maria: (walking around)
random person on the phone: listen, beatrice-
maria, snatching the phone away: BEATRICE???? BEATRICE!!!!!! BEATRICE

.....WAIT, EVA BEATRICE SAID SHE HAD HER OWN RESURRECTION CEREMONY, DO YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RIDDLE?

Y, YELLOW UI?

puts my head in my hands

green ui............. im so tired. i get it. the ui means nothing and nothing is important and its useless, its all useless

gonna be real honest im not a fan of the hard turn into "magic is so real we're not even gonna worry about the murders anymore"

im here for murder. i can get magic at home

SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY SOMEONE SLAPS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU BATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME RN

beatrice, after torturing and killing countless people and acting like a very excited child about it: why is everyone so mad at me

D-D-DONT MAKE ME LOVE YOU AGAIN WITH YOUR MOE, YOURE NOT ALLOWED, I HATE YOU, I REALLY HATE YOU, WAAAAAH

(POINTS AT HER FACE WITH ANGER BUT ALSO LOVE)

damn even demon butler's like "yeah ma'am that was a little fucked up even i'll admit that"

someone slap eva beatrice too please. maria youre the chosen one. you can save us all

(takes her temperature) beato u ok

oh my god is beato gonna become a better person bc everyone's like "youre so fucked up" and shes like "no!!!!" and she sees eva beatrice acting exactly like her and beato's like "youre so fucked up. --wait............................."

ngl if it happens thats great character development. i want this. this is great

im afraid being nice will hurt beato. shes not used to it. she doesnt have practice. be careful beato

beato: i would like. to give them. a quick, gentle death (sudden pain at her chest from being too nice) ow ow ow ow ow owowowowoowwowwhat the heck

hell yes. disappoint the child. no better way to feel the sweet pain of Guilt

cant believe Reformed Brat Beato has to teach New Captain Brat Eva how to not be a brat

will eva try to kill battler and beato will go "NO!!!!! MY TOY!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!" because that would be great

(CROWD GOES WILD) (IM THE CROWD)

LAUGHS OUT LOUD AT THE USE OF THE WORD "INSTINCTIVELY"

MAYBE HIS HATRED IS A BIT LOGICAL ACTUALLY SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEETHEART!!!!!!!!!!!! SUGARCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god. oh my god. i wasnt sure but this is it. this is really the way the game does her heel face turn or whatever. this is the best part in the whole fucking game so far i am FED i am SATISFIED

OOOOO BATTLER IS SAYING THE DEATHS OF THE FIRST TWILIGHT IN THE THIRD GAME WERE ACTUALLY NOT THAT CRUEL BUT SHE DIDNT KILL HALF OF THEM JUHHJSDHKJSHK THATS GOTTA HURT!!!! BEATO CANT EVEN TAKE CREDIT

oh my god battler used the D-word.......... what a terrific blow..... finish her.....

"DEMON BUTLER IS A BETTER OPPONENT THAN YOU ARE" OOOOOO GET HER!!!!! FINISH HER!!!!!!!

SHES TRYING TO UNDERSTAND........................ SHES TRYING SO HARD.........................

i think im pretty transparent but i was fully expecting to hate beato for the whole game, and for the game to pull a half hearted "but shes not so bad!" excuse. but this? this? this is great. i love it. i rly like her

i dont love her yet.... our relationship isnt there yet..... but maybe... maybe one day...... i will be able to say it

HE FEELS BAD....................... FOR KILLING HER IN ONE HIT

will eva beatrice survive this game, i wonder... maybe the game wont even finish and she wont truly become a witch

oh i dont like that they explained this

ASUMU LORE

😳

rudolf :'^(

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KYRIE-SAN YOURE SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUDOLF IS ALSO SO COOL BUT IM SORRY RUDOLF YOUR WIFE TAKES THE WHOLE GODDAMN CAKE

you guys are so cool......

oh hell yeah but also dont hurt them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEMON BUTLER IS MAKING A VERY SURPRISED FACE AND THATS SCARY

WHY IS EVA BEATRICE SO POWERFUL?!????!!!

rip kyrie and rudolf......

oh boy oh boy oh boy

EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hideyoshi........... eva beatrice you said you wouldnt kill him........... you meanie............

plus i thought witches HAD to follow promises? hmmm?

beato's about to apologize 👀

:'^0

:'^)

SHE DIDNT APOLOGIZE THO LMAO next time

beato is helping george see shannon one last time........... beato................................

:'^0.........................

WUHH OH

WUH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AW GEEZ

AW GEEZ LOUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE DID IT

beato: i hate past me

aw, math

what the heck is a "small golden land"

beato is gonna sacrifice herself to revive kanon..... wrow...... beato.............................

w o w

:'^)

beato..........................

:'^0

can't believe..... the truest, strongest magic... was empathy the whole time

/KANON/ IS SAYING THIS IM SO

GIRL HE WAS /WATCHING/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOUR HEART SKIP A BEAT BEATRICE I KNOW IT DID YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME

bro dont say it im gonna cry

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

listen for a sec i thought he was gonna say to beato "youre not my opponent.......... youre my FRIEND" and i was gonna break down crying. this also super works though

BRO BATTLER DEFLECTED THE BUNNY SISTERS' ATTACK

HIS POWER........... ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GASPS IRL......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE SAID SHES A TRUE WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE THIS NEW CONFIDENT GRIN, GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS MY LITTLE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i could do the trial or i could leave it for tomorrow. i think im done for today that was a great way to end

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 back at it

A WITNESS? what do you think this is, a trial or something

dsagjhsadghjdsagjh battler is using the dumb arguments against eva and shes so lost

battler: i dont need to prove the existence of a murder weapon because it's the full moon and the full moon means i can do whatever i want!!!!
eva beatrice: what?!? thats not a valid argument at all!!!!!!
beato: (nodding thoughtfully) no he's right

eva's new argument is p much "kyrie acted weird and thats because of my magic" but girl everyone is weird. its a stressful time. no magic here

did kyrie find hideyoshi's cigarette butt and started suspecting hideyoshi or something

hehehehehehehe

OH SHIT BEATRICE IS THE REAL MAYA FEY. SHE WAS MAYA FEY ALL ALONG

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

so you really CAN deny a witch's existence until she disappears. thats so cool

wuh oh is she implying jessica is the culprit

oh ok thanks i thought i was gonna have to say the very obvious "she was blind at the time"

he's surrounded by the red truth 😬😬😬😬 im afraid i know how this ends

hjkfjhkdsjhkdfs eva's not even playing shes like "i fucking hate chess im right youre wrong. red truth attack"

OH ITS A SPIDER WEB, OH IM JUST REALIZING WHAT THIS MEANS,

BATTLER ITS TIME TO AWAKEN YOUR INNER ANIMAL AND ITS LIKE AN ANIMAL THAT EATS SPIDERS. YOURE A LIZARD OR SOMETHING. BATTLER PLEASE

yeah theyre both worried its over i think this is how it ends

NOT THE TIME YOU TWO

yeah i dont know what the answer is. the only conclusion is "eva is a witch and she killed everyone"

...wait am i misunderstanding this. she insists shes not eva and theres only 18 humans and a human killed nanjo. is the way to win to make her admit shes really eva and not beatrice or what

bro shes cheering u on you have to win now

OH GOSH BEATO

BEATO DONT DO THIS

DEMON BUTLER............... IM SORRY I SAID YOU WERE THE FINAL BOSS........... YOURE A TRUE ONE

gasps softly

😪

GHYJSDGJHDCSJHDSJH PLAYER!BATTLER I FORGOT ABOUT YOU SORRY

ok wait so if beatrice denied witches then it means you can explain all the murders without using magic, so is beatrice really a witch then? what comes first the truth or the red truth

can you say "lies" with the red truth and because you said them in red they become reality?

WHAT HAPPENS NEEEEEEEEEEEXT

ohmmmmy god is beatrice gonna come back to life bc battler said she's a great witch

(SMASH VOICE) EVERYONE'S HERE

WOOHOO

this ending is too good. i dont buy it. theres five whole fucking episodes left

battler needs to invite "the golden witch beatrice" so the golden land thing is complete.... im scared... i think this might invite eva beatrice in....

OH NO EVEN WORSE OH NO OH NO OGH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO

ANOTHER CHILD

WHATS GOING ON WHATS GOING ON WAS THIS ALL A TRICK???? A LIE???? BEATO'S HEEL FACE TURN??????? MY FEELINGS???? MY LOVE FOR HER?????

is the girl related to battler. she looks like battler and kyrie

YELLS "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK" ALOUD

WHAT AN ELABORATE TRICK HOLY SHIT!!!!! SHE REALLY TOOK THE WIND AND SUN TALE TO HEART I CANT FUCJING BELIEVE THIS SHIT

SADNESS

ok this is definitely ange, battler's half sister who's name we've heard thrice but twice in this episode to make us remember she exists

TEACHER YOU BETRAYED US TOO!!!!!!!!

HRNNNNNGH I GOT GOT. SHE GOT ME. SHE GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok but while shes explaining beatrice's expressions keep changing in the middle of a sentence so I THINK. I THINK. THAT SHE FEELS A LITTLE TINY BIT BAD

dont care if she feels bad its over binch. its over. we're not friends anymore. ill kill you

my (18M) partner and rival (1000+F) tortured me and killed me multiple times but then she said she was sorry and i believed her but it was all a trick to get me to admit she exists

totally related

oh no she likes us. she finally turned yandere

looks at the camera

girl we can switch places. we can just switch places. you can play with the witches its fine.

battler: I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS WHO IS THIS GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE ME AND USES MY CATCHPHRASES

wait

oh is she not only ange is she FUTURE ange

WE'RE GETTING A FUCKIN CAST CREDITS ok i took a pic of battler's name bc i thought it was his handwriting. ange was here for half a second. /RONOVE/ GENJI?!?!?!??!??!

my Game Theory is that ange is from maybe the 1st game and she didnt get to meet the family bc they all died and instead of feeling sad everyone died she got???? jealous???? battler got to play with them????? the fuck????

me ten minutes ago: i dont know what could happen next this feels like a very nice ending even though its only episode three

tea party time

yeah its pretty obvious pinkie

HOLY SHIT WHAT?????? SANTA CLAUS ISNT REAL!???!?!!

JHSDHJKDSKJKJLJLKFDVJLKDLFJKFD

OH MY GGHGGGGOD STOOOOOOOOP SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh i get it youre /stupid/

OH MY GOD WHAT?!???!!? IS SHE SERIOUS?!???!?! I DIDNT NOTICE HOLY SHIT

the music stopped hohoho

hmmmmmmm so pinkie has all the power here. is pinkie the final boss

???? episode wAIT THE TEA TIME WAS WITH THE WITCHES WHATS GONNA BE IN THE ???? EPISODE

ANGE TIME?

oh so ange is from the 3rd game ok ok ok

WOOOOOOOOOOO

eva's talking about the best way to make ange suffer and thats a really good torture technique actually

ange :'^(

ANGE.................... :''''^(

WAIT WHAT HOW MANY GAMES HAVE WE HAD

ANGEL BEATRICE.............

the supreme little sister....

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

LYRICS???????????? SONG LYRICS???????????????? ANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shes so cool. im excited. what happens next

ep 4....... START this one is probably gonna have a bunch of tangents

"i know we were just gonna figure out the epitath but have this fun little rosa interlude for an hour"

SHIT ITS THE FIRST DAY ALREADY? NO INTERLUDE?

THEYRE BRINGING BACK THE VEHICLES PLOT POINT I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GONNA BE IMPORTANT /s

wAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, I WAS KIDDING

THIS TRULY IS GONNA BE THE RUDOLF+KYRIE+BATTLER BACKSTORY EPISODE!!!!!!!!! KYRIE MAIN MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! KYRIE!!!!!!!!!! MAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cant fucking believe this. vehicles

AND THE PERSON HE BUMPED INTO.......... WAS GOD

*ange

CAVEMAN SPONGEBOB POSE

:'^0

this kinda bullshit is absolutely my shit. oh my god. ange

IS THE OPENING NEW OR DID I NOT NOTICE ANGE THERE BEFORE

yeah the ep definitely changed. i think i skipped them after ep 1

demon butler are we still bros or are you an asshole too

OH SHIT I PREDICTED SOMEONE STABBING BATTLER IN THE BACK BUT I THOUGHT ITD BE DEMON BUTLER AND NOT BEATRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah beatrice you didnt just break his spirit you broke his HEART. his FRAGILE MAIDEN HEART

hehehehehe she does feel bad!!!!!!!

HE'S MAKING DIRTY JOKES AGAIN I THINK HE'S OKAY

WHY IS THIS SO GOOFY

BIG POST BREAKUP ENCOUNTER VIBES

MOOD

true bros

hjdfshjkdfshkjdsf i love this i feel this

battler: hahaha yeah im okay lol
beatrice: hehehe im glad lmao dont get tricked again dummy!!!!
battler: haha yeah
beatrice:
battler:
beatrice:
battler: dont fucking do that again though

oh god she thinks theyre still joking around

oh god she probably thinks this was a fun joke a funny trick and they can be friends again

oh i love her. oh my god. shes just as dumb as battler

its gonna be delicious when she inevitably starts crying in front of battler and calls him big bro and he hugs her and i start crying too

soft gasp he recognized her......................

LOUD GASP SHE HASNT CONFIRMED IT SO I WILL GET A BIG EMOTIONAL MOMENT LATER OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PFFFFFFFFFF

hansel and gretel also are siblings but this is just a coincidence i swear!

FINALLY THIS BECOMES RELEVANT

oh no thats so sad

her only friend is the ghost/imaginary version of her dead cousin...................

oh my god id die for sakutaro

SOUNDS LIKE ANGE WILL SACRIFICE HERSELF SO THE REST OF HER FAMILY CAN LIVE

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OHOHOHOHO?

thats true.... maria made the scorpion enchantments, and sakutaro, and her diary

ange.... you gotta believe......

she couldnt do it :'^(

who's the elf

(monotone) cant believe love is the real truth

this lady is DANGEROUS

WHOS THIS TWEWY LOOKIN DUDE

back at it. something something ange backstory

gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!! well we know thats not true but

see id be like "gasp!!!" but we know that the names of the 18 ppl=the 18 ppl on the island so

i hope at some point i get to a moment where i wont be like "omg this is a piece of the mystery!!!" bc a lot of the murder mystery is battler going "maybe.... THIS HAPPENED" and im like no. this did not

*where i WILL be like

squints. why this sudden 4th wall knock

THE WHAT NOW?

i wonder how it'd work irl. do battler and beatrice just use different voices when they talk in red/blue

battler: just say it, beatrice!!! say in red that "the actual number of master keys is 5!"
beatrice: hnrgh.... alright.... (comically deep voice) the actual number of master keys is 5

...............................is the game, perhaps, lying to me

see ive been thinking for a while that this game would be easier if they didnt show me everything. the game keeps showing me scenes and then later i go "this theory of battler doesnt work bc ive seen otherwise" so maybe. if i flip the chessboard. the game is lying to me

but i dont rly have proof and there isnt really a "tell" ive noticed (i dont think its the red UI/the chapter screen breaks) so maybe im thinking too hard

(takes notes)

im trying to think of what could change plot wise if kinzo is actually dead. not that much actually, most of what he does (which is... just the ring) can be explained as "he did that earlier/the servants took care of that"

i wonder if there'll be a moment where i get That One Piece of the puzzle that recontextualizes the whole frickin game. that would be cool. maybe ive even already gotten it and im like "this piece is irrelevant"

THIS NEW KRAUSS FACE IS SO HJDSJHKAHJKDAJ

battler and kinzo really are similar huh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SCARY FACE

SCARY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANNA LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scary face............... how are you doing that with your face

AAAAAAAAAH THE OG ART IS EVEN SCARIER I CANT PLAY LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im too scared to continue playing this is the scariest thing in this game yet

why did this update. what are we about to learn about stinky scary grandpa

me playing rn

grandpa what happened to u

in other circumstances id be like "HELL YEAH" but now im like..... grandpa.... are u sure..... its not gonna be interesting.... maria is gonna be there.....

why was this face so scary!!!! just give that face to beatrice!!! she deserves it!!!!! she worked so hard!!!!!

is grandpa just gonna say "my successor will be whoever solves the epitath" or is he gonna swerve and say "the new head of the family will be MARIA LOL SEEYA SUCKERS"

(realization) does battler get the cool coat when he becomes a sorcerer like grandpa. what kinda loser sorcerer is he gonna be

battler: im a sorcerer!!!! my speciality is winning arguments!!!
beato: u sure bro
battler: i mean yeah i win them pretty often!
ange: how often
battler: .......................1/8th of the time, bUT,

also i dont get why uuuuh so many ushiromiyas are witches or whatever when it was said before that their family actually had magic resistant blood or whatever? so far we got FOUR magic users in the family... can u be a witch and be magic resistant wtf

ROSA SAID UWUWUWU

small caveman spongebob pose

RIGHT???? RIGHT???? RIGHT?????? OK THANK GOD ITS NOT JHUST ME BATTLER AGREES, WTF IS GOING ON

oh hes saying that for something else BUT YOU WONT GET ME GAME THIS IS OBVS FORESHADOWING WTF IS GOING ON

suddenly i doubt things are gonna happen this way

if the umbrella thing doesnt happen AND grandpa comes down then im pullin the alarm

OOF

........................ok spitballin here but is ange rewriting the story

is (sniffs) is sakutaro (sobs) is sakutaro gonna die

wheres sakutaro during the family conference.................................

this whole part hurt my heart

:'^)

ange: and maria, also? santa isnt fucking real

POINTS........... YOURE DOING WHAT YOUR BROTHER DOES, REWRITING HISTORY TO SUIT YOUR GOALS, BUT ANGE, YOURE DOING IT FOR EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AGREE AND I AGREE MOSTLY WITH THE ABOVE TWEET BUT ALSO SHES NINE!!!!!!!!!! SHES COPING THE BEST WAY SHE CAN SHES NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>:'^(

maria: hehehe yeah more minions to do my bidding!!!!
rosa: more... more what

caveman spongebob pose

rosa went to atami.... rosa do you have a Special Someone there

UM, WAIT,

ANGE EVERY TIME YOU APPEAR TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING, THE GLASS CRASH SOUND HAPPENS,

ANGE ARE YOU THE ONE BREAKING THE CHAPTER BREAKS,

jkhdshjkdsahkjdshkjdskhj

maria: condemning a person because of a momentary misplaced emotion isnt very cash money of you, ange

the real trial of this episode is figuring out whether rosa sucks as a mother or not (spoiler: she does)

all caps, its witch maria time

maria: the power i have that makes me happy... the power that you do not possess....
ange: maria... what is that power?
maria: its yoga

OH ITS MAGIC SHJKHJSHKJSAKHJSA ITS THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh dang

squints............ when is this moment taking place

oh i swear to god if sakutaro becomes a handsome man ill

BREAKS MY TABLE IN HALF

OH GOD HES FURNITURE NOW OH GOD OH GOD

1. why witch wedding
2. hes a DIPLOMAT

ah, a madoka type

beatrice is about to give maria an outfit change....

oh shes baby

takes sakutaro's diplomat decoration and puts it on maria so beatrice cant kill her

squints

so unimportant he doesnt even get an updated portrait

the message bottle.... did it contain the fragment of maria's notebook mentioned in the ending of ep 1

squints

....i mean, most of ep 1 was from battler's pov, so did battler write... the message....

that... that 100% sounds like someone wrote about the different games

one bottle per game? written by the same person for every game? same beginning AND same ending... p much only battler survived till the end for every game

sounds like someone who knew/believed in magic and believed their letter would eventually get where it needed to go

OH I GOT IT

ANGE WROTE THIS

its a very detached and detailed retelling, its on the same (?) notebook as maria WHICH ANGE OWNS, its all the different games (which she theorically could see), and its her leaving herself notes to figure out the mystery ange wrote the message bottles FINAL ANSWER

"wouldnt she recognize her own handwriting though-" 'S NOT IMPORTANT

THIS GUY,

OH SHE HASNT SEEN IT ITS DEFINITELY HER THEN

oh its beatrice.

boring.

MOOOOM ANGE'S USING COOL ENGLISH QUOTES BEFORE LEAVING MYSTERIOUSLY AGAIN

squints.............

butOH YEAH MARIA WASNT KILLED BY BEATRICE SHE WAS KILLED BY EVA........... ok now i understand

THE HAIR ACCESSORY.............

AND WE'RE BACK

GLASS BREAKING SOUND AGAIN

👀

OH WILL ANGE CEASE TO EXIST IF SHE MANAGES TO SAVE SOMEONE/EVERYONE THIS MAKES SENSE

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HONESTLY THOUGHT SHE KNEW, IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS

HEY ANGE READ MORE TIME TRAVEL STORIES, DUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plus it doesnt have to be the case, ur a fuckin witch. maria is still here even though shes dead. whos to say you cant still exist even with timey wimey bullshit

here ange just give battler an item and he'll bring you back with it. guaranteed

oh baby thats the whole reason i take screenshots. gimme a second(i find out i didnt take a screenshot of the exact wording) SHIT

I /DID/ FIND THE WORDING SUSPICIOUS

cough cough (maria voice) thats a pretty negative way of thinking, ange has no way to even save her family, because shes in the future, but ANGE is a fucking witch and has at least a .00001% chance of going back with battler and everyone. stop being so depressed and do some yoga

OH DAMN ANGE NO

BEING LOCKED IN A TIE FOREVER IS BATTLER'S JOB!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP HIM SURVIVE AND ESCAPE

b-but your hair.... ah nvm

ok ange is in ~despair~ so this is a good stopping point for 2 nite

oops i was reading fics and i forgot i have a JOB TO DO back at it again at umineko kreme

ange hanging out with the seven deadly sisters is pretty cute

also idk if the timeline is weird or what but while 18yo ange is like "i havent used magic since i was a kid..." she clearly is using magic while in middle/high school so???? hm????

ange: i need to find out the truth about my family's murder, no matter the cost...!
ange: oh and ive got proof those girls literally killed them but theyre my friends so i wont ask them about it

ange: its pointless to ask the sisters about my family's murder, they probably dont even know anything
lucifer: ange-sama youre so cute and squishy and full of blood, just like your onii-chan!
ange:

so the true magics are empathy and belief, got it

the biggest twist is that ange doesnt have good grades

the school girls are bullying ange and she took it without a word but nOW YOU BROKE BATTLER'S HAIR DECO SO ITS ANGER TIME

lucifer what about the gals code

😔

again, witches and furnitures are fairies

OH SHE STRAIGHT UP KILLED LUCIFER GO OFF ANGE BUT ALSO WHAT THE FUCK

hey! shes breaking them like glass! and theres glass breaking sounds! ange whats up with your glass motif!

sounds fake mammon she just killed all your sisters

:'^(

hehehehhehehehe oh i like her

oops ange broke the witch wedding contract. oopsies. oopsie doodles

NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:'^(

girls: hehehehe say it ange!!! say you suck and youre a dummy who doesnt know how to study!!! say it!!!!
ange: i suck.... and im a dummy... who doesnt know how to study... why am i alive? why didnt i die with my family back in 1986?
girls: (long silence) ....d-do you need a hug

OH NO

cant wait for rosa to inevitably get angry and rip sakutaro in two and maria has to watch her friend's insides, and by that i mean please. Please. anything but this

maria is talking to a convenience store employee. at night. and im so fucking scared

oh no we're okay its just sad

maria lost her keys........

UH HUH

pwease mr policeman pwease help maria

mr policeman is calling rosa's work phone but bet you anything rosa is in atami with a Special Someone right now

SHES ON /VACATION/

SHES IN /SAPPORO/

hello rosa. dont pay attention to the katana i am holding at your throat

...............................................................well, i believe her!

WUH OH ROSA HAS SPOTTED SAKUTARO

😔 rip rabbit

[sadness]

if sakutaro dies we riot

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

NOOOOOOOO THEY EVEN ADDED THE BODY DISCOVERY SOUND

AND SHE CANT EVEN REVIVE HIM BECAUSE ROSA DENIED HIS EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!! BRO I HATE THIS SHIT

lady from child's services: well that whole situation where you ripped a stuffed lion apart and your daughter screamed like you killed someone seems totally fine to me. you can keep your kid ma'am ushiromiya have a nice day

i remember when this was an island murder mystery game

this episode is giving me more evidence of magic being fake so thats interesting

ANGE TRULY IS SAYING SOME STUPID SHIT RIGHT NOW

"me saying maria is miserable even though she's saying shes happy is the same as ppl from the city saying ppl who live in the country must be pitied. like who cares right. let people live their lives" GIRL THIS IS NOT, COMPARABLE,

"MAMMON......... I'VE FINALLY NOTICED THAT KILLING YOU AND YOUR SISTERS AND TRYING TO KILL A LITTLE BOY WAS, MAYBE, A LITTLE BAD"

JHKSAJHKJHDKSHJK SHES NOT ACTUALLY APOLOGIZING FOR KILLING THE SISTERS SHES APOLOGIZING BC SHE SAID MAGIC WASNT REAL. ANGE. ANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you were six years old. i think you get a fuckin pass on that one

oh my god not to say "youre so egocentric" because you may be right but. youre so egocentric

OH WORD?

BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BACK TO MURDER MYSTERY MODE im done for 2day

BACK AT IT jessica's here and gonna be real i forgot she existed

oh we're changing THIS TOO?

the kids cant be at the conference but all the servants have to be here as "observers".....................

grandpa's here and he tried to do a jumpscare but SIKE I HAD MY EYES CLOSED!!!! YOU WONT SCARE ME TODAY

(looks at grandpa) [FEAR]

;_; hes doing the faaaaace

>:?!?!?!?!?????!!

...why's grandpa repeating letters twice

heheh what if granpa elects kyrie as his successor

oh

LMAO MR DOCTOR I THINK THAT PERHAPS YOURE WRONG?

hehehe

doctor: see, your children have achieved many things you cannot buy with money
grandpa: like what
doctor: love. happiness. a family. children
grandpa: boring

WUH OH DOCTOR BROUGHT UP GRANDKIDS. WUH OH. WUH OH

INB4 GRANDPA GOES "since my kids are fucking useless then my GRANDKIDS must fight to the death and solve the epitath"

natsuhi once again being the coolest

natsuhi: my daughter is worth more than 10 billion yen
eva, jumping in front of her: DAD MY SON IS WORTH MORE THAN /11/ BILLION YEN,

snbmasbjmsdsa,s,amk RUDOLF,

me, playing a video game with battler as the main character: rudolf dude idk

this is a joke battler is my Big Favorite

OH?

im making that twitch emoji face. you know the one

let me try this tweet anew i found the face. ok

really hope grandpa realizes maria is a witch. this would be great

grandpa: i have trained, i have honed my magical abilities so that one day i can meet her again
maria: uu-uu? who, grandpops?
grandpa: dont call me that. anyway, her, beatrice
maria: oh i love beatrice i just saw her ten minutes ago!
grandpa: what
maria: we play together
grandpa:

im really excited to know what grandpa thinks of the kids!!!! well, mostly maria and battler. grandpa's gonna take one look at george and jessica and go "you lay with servants. disgusting. muted. blocked"

OH GRANDPA'S GONNA KILL ALL THE ADULTS RIP! RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nanjo: WAIT THE 13 SACRIFICES STUFF WASNT A JOKE?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

oh you can just kill grandpa to stop the ceremony? just kill him then

THIRD BUNNY

GRANDPA HOW DID YOU SUMMON THEM. ARE YOU STRONG AS HELL

the bunny girls are killing my faves first.... wtf......

STILL HOPING FOR KYRIE MAIN MOM, PLEASE, KYRIE MAIN MOM,,,,,

😒

😔

SIX PEOPLE GOT KILLED AND KYRIE'S STILL ALIVE. OH GOD. OH GOD IM SCARED TO HOPE

th. the furniture grandpa summoned so far is beatrice's. did they make a pact. or like is grandpa the new beatrice

corrosion again. something something time loops

DOES GRANDPA REMEMBER THE TIME LOOPS?

CACKLES

SHES EVEN GOOFIER WITH THE OG ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?!?!?!??!?!??!!? SHES OP AND SHE USES IT FOR PRANKS. ICON

kyrie's alive but she wont be main mom 😔

oh thanks for finally explaining

.............during the latest round of summons, the game made sure to mention the summons make a glass breaking noise

are the chapter breaks related to summons. is someone trying to summon someone

if i make enough chapter break theories one of them is bound to become true

why is rosa in the witches' tea party room

SAKUTARO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE ROSA. YOU DONT HAVE TO

s q u i n t s

ROSA DONT KILL SAKUTARO /AGAIN/

YEAH MARIA GET HER

(CROWD GOES WILD IM THE CROWD)

😔

damn even rosa's lover was like "you kinda suck as a mom"

...................................

beatrice shut the fuck up you kill and torture people for fun

this is hard to read

me a few days ago: not all witches are bad see maria doesnt like to hurt people

puts maria back in the "creepy kids i dont want near me" corner. she didnt deserve it before. but now she sure does

puts rosa in jail for three thousand years

THE PHONE WHERE THE SURVIVORS ARE WORKS?!

oh ok it doesnt. but imo u can definitely use it for something elsTHE NUMBERS

wish this was a real game bc id definitely input this into the phone

KRAUSS IS CALLING THE GUESTHOUSE....!!!!

KYRIE MAIN MOM IS BACK ON THE MENU

/YOU GUYS/ ARE ALSO AWARE OF THE TIME LOOPS?!?!?! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont like that everyone keeps mentioning how "weird" everything is

shannon went to the golden land................... when............................

oh......................

ange interlude. im done for today

back at it

another og art guy.....

the numbers are back again.....

oh it was a pin all along ok...? doubt it's its only meaning

ok now i highly doubt this. why would beatrice do all this future shit

wtf both doctor and grandma's sons had money sent to them.... twenty safes or more.... thats two safes... thats more than 2 billion

did beatrice or someone liquidate the gold after the murders and put it in those safes for certain people

ANGE RECEIVED A LETTER LIKE THAT TOO..........

are the places the letters were supposed to arrive like. significant. for sure but idk japanese towns so i guess ill just read

mammon and sakutaro are calling this a vicious prank from beatrice but hey............ its 100 million................................ theres worse pranks out there

@ beatrice prank me too

ange's seeing something!!! what is it!!!! what is it girl!!!! go get it!!!!

THEY'RE NOT TELLING ME WHAT SHE SAW my guess is she saw battler

grandpa starts speaking with a monokuma voice

bro you jinxed it

oooooh nvm grandpa's into it

THE LOUDEST EMO GASP

HE CALLED HER MOM.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CALLED HER MOM ;_;

jessica's the first one doing the test... whats the test... is it torture ofc its torture

damn george decided to stop fucking around

hehehehehehe cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

clock in the middle, I REPEAT, CLOCK IN THE MIDDLE,

they gave the key to the shed to grandma and gohda who are inside the shed, and jessica went into her room and locked it......... we get it theyre gonna die and theres gonna be a locked room murder

(looks at the camera)

oh shit its literally a test. whats the question

oh i have a perfect joke tweet for this test

kinzo: for all my grandchildren... i have prepared a test. a game to see which of you is worthy to inherit the title of head of the family, and the entire ushiromiya fortune.
george, trembling: what's... what's the game
kinzo: (inhales, pauses dramatically) ......fuck marry kill

ooooooh thats good. oooooooh thats fun. kinzo knows how to get me interested

BRO WHOS BATTLER GONNA HAVE IN SECOND. JESSICA'S GONNA HAVE KANON MARIA WILL HAVE HER MOM/BEATRICE (DOUBTFUL)/SAKUTARO. WHOS BATTLER GONNA HAVE IN SECOND is it his birth mom

i think grandpa will only accept someone as his successor if they chose option 3, which i can def see maria take

mister i know i know!!! option 3 is the correct answer!!!! sacrifice everything for what you love, just like you're doing!!!!! do i get a gold star!!!!!!

blue and yellow bunny are you okay

grandpa: which answer, maria
maria, immediately: option 3 because that's the answer you're waiting for, grandpa
grandpa: wow. uh. thats pretty hardcore i just wanted you to say like, any answer, as long as you said it with conviction

😔

OOF KRAUSS HAD TO WATCH HIS DAUGHTER SAY SHE PICKED OPTION 1 and also kanon i guess

george didnt pick option 1 BET YOU ANYTHING HE PICKED OPTION 2 I DO NOT BELIEVE HE PICKED OPTION 3 FOR A SECOND

WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS OPTION 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

george.............................. despicable

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i mean his reasoning is valid. and his parents just died. still. despicable

ok so maria will pick option 2 and battler will pick option "NONE OF THE ABOVE, BINCH"

hey george if a demon is telling you "bro thats pretty fucked up. we're gonna get along you and i" maybe um

GEORGE IS JUST ASSUMING HE'S THE HEAD NOW. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

told you. didnt trust him and his opaque stupid glasses.

(that one twitch :0 face)

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

IS HE ACTUALLY GONNA KILL EVERYONE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT. PROVE IT, NERD

even gaap is like "omg dude youre 100% the new head" so i cant wait for grandpa to be like "uh, nah. blocked"

BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT LIKE LITRERALLY ONE SCREEN EARLIER I WAS LIKE "haha what if this is him playing along, bc he said he'd start a war earlier"

his cocky smile..................... woof...... im getting the vapors

george youre so cool

DID JESSICA PUNCH RONOVOEDSJKBHJHKSAKHJSADKJHSAD THGE SONG

SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SORRY I UNDERESTIMATED YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MTY GOD THEYRE FIGHTING

PORTALS............................

so battler and maria wont have to answer huh. tbh i doubt they want to be the head

:^00000000000000

NEW SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😳😳😳😳😳

its that anime bullshit i so crave

CAN YOU DO THAT?!?!? CUT HAIR WITH KICKS????????

ME WEARING A "GO GEORGE <3" SHIRT AND CRYING AND YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: BRO THATS CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS WHOLE SHIT IS HYPE

JESSICA IS USING MAGIC POWER FISTS TOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

is krauss gonna break the bars 👀👀👀👀

i might start crying from the hype

LOUD SOB

yo tHATS WHERE THE GOLD IS,

HUH?!?!!

battler, while all this hype shit is going on: so.... maria.... do you like pokemon

JHKSAXJHKSAXJKHSAXJKH IM JUST REALIZING BATTLER'S PROBABLY GONNA GO "MAGIC AINT REAL!!!!" WHILE HIS ANIME FAMILY IS LIKE "battler"

...............whats that one on the bottom right for

it went up to two with a deedoo sound.....

HEHEHEHEHEHE

🤔

SCXHJKSDJKHDSKJIDJKDSJKDS

when it gets to 10 krauss will unleash his special attack

this is PEAK HUMOR for me

it got to 10.....

goat's flashback showed me characters i dont know for a split second

??????

DHGJCXDCSJKJHCDKJDFCJKLCKLJDFKLJCFDJKL

IT WAS LOSER FLAGS THE WHOLE TIME GJHYUSCHJKUDCSHJKDCJKDJKCFJDHKHJKCFJKBDFCKJHDSA

HJUKSXAJHKSHUSUH I FUICKING LOVE THIS SGHIT

im crying from laughter

STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THUSJHKSDHJKDCSHJKDSHJK

IM DYING, IM DYTING, STOIP, STOP,

GHDHJHJDSJHDSHJBDSHJDHJDS

NOTHIUNG PERSONAL KID,,,,,

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WUH OH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES GONNA MAKE JESSICA HIT GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE

THE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 THIS WHOLE HYPE BATTLE I WAS THINKING "this is too hype the whiplash to dead people is gonna hurt" BUT I DIDNT WANNA JINX IT

THEYRE THE tWO WHO ARE CLOSE!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE TEST FOR BATTLER AND MARIA IS BACK ON THE MENU

LET HIM LIVE HE WAS COOL AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jessica's calling battler with the three minutes she has left :'^0

and the ones who escaped are also gonna die 😔

kyrie............... what have they done to you.............................................................

KYRIE'S EXPLAINING EVERYTHING TO BATTLER................... WE CAN DO THIS.....................

oh yeah if beatrice resurrects is there even a point in having the test anymore

SEE /THATS/ WHY WE NEEDED KYRIE TO SURVIVE

kyrie: hey dont tell a witch to show you magic because thats how you get tortured, sweetie
observer!battler: ..................................................................................wh

😥

goodbye kyrie-san............................. f

OH GOD, OH GOD, OHY GOD, IM EXTREMELY SAD TO SAY THAT 1. BATTLER HAD A NIGHTMARE FACE FOR ONE SECOND AND 2. IT WENT BY TOO FAST AND I COULDNT TAKE A SCREENSHOT

MY BOY................ MY BOY.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I YELLED "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" OUT LOUD

I JUST HAD A CHAPTER BREAK IM GONNA MAKE DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOULD I STOP HERE FOR TODAY OR KEEP PLAYING FOR A LITTLE BIT AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

APPARENTLY SOME /SHIT/ IS COMING UP SO ILL STOP FOR TODAY!!!!!!!! ITS FRIDAY TOMORROW SO I CAN PLAY AS LONG AS I WANT AFTER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alright. back at it

has he done this face before. either way: doki

MARIA WHO IS PHONE

its beatrice for sure. beatrice and maria talking shit about battler whos standing 2m away

i dont know if thats a new face too!!!!! i havent seen him in so long its like im seeing his adorable face for the first time

if grandpa still judges, between maria and battler maria will DEFINITELY be the new head since its decided on how fast/decisive you are at choosing

grandpa: truth or dare
battler: (mumbling) hm..... a two choice question... i could choose truth, but is choosing truth worth it? and i could choose dare, but am i willing to sacrifice my ideals in this way? truly, isn't choosing truth the-
maria: dare

??!?!?!? SONG LUYRICS??????

its english sung by japanese people i cant understand it im already pretty bad at english spoken by english speakers

IT WAS THAT!!!! IT WAS THAT!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

khjfcskhjdskjhdfs

hey shes acting weird. beatrice whats up. whats up beatrice. and also you were resurrected every game so far

oh shes drunk. okay

grandpa's telling beatrice to stop acting so excited and to act more ladylike so im gonna have to (aims my sniper rifle at his forehead)

OH SHIT ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

beatrice keeps flirting with battler............. girl.................... im not sure its in the cards right now

its gonna be in the cards EVENTUALLY but right now........ hmmmmmmmmmm

battler's going to grandma and gohda so he can get allies. battler theyre dead im so sorry

OH SHIT THEY KILLED THEMSELVES

😰

REALLY related to battler giving himself 2 minutes to cry and then getting back up like "ok i got my emotions out, back to work" like thats my BOY hes COMPARTMENTALIZING!!!

yeah.... go to the dark side..... kill people you hate..... eat cookies.....

ITS MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

hehehe

does this mean you can be killed.......................

a black king......... that would be cool

woah.................................................................................. kinky

8^0 ITS NOT FILLED IN............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe well i have a joke tweet for that

battler: beatrice.... y-youre really hot..... those bazongas...
beatrice: huhuhuhu aw
battler: youre so smart... so beautiful.... my heart.... belongs to you...
beatrice: hehe oh you flatterer-
battler: anyway flirting aside (writes beatrice's name on the test) i choose option 2

DFGHJKHJKGDSJKHDSHJKSDJKDS MY BOY'S SO SMART

oh he wont say a name so she'll declare the test void and pick something else. smart. smart

BREAST SOMMELIER,

BATTLER BEATRICE STOP FLIRTING PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS (im kidding keep flirting this is great content)

BATTLER BACKSTORY? FINALLY?!?

wait wtf he has to apologize for leaving the ushiromiya name behind for six years? thats it?

i doubt he only left bc rudolf married kyrie but sure whatever

ok woofa doofa

soft gasp.....................

getting emotional here in this chilis

uh beatrice is disappointed by that answer

>:?

layton puzzle music..............

even observer!battler is like ?????

did kid battler tell everyone santa wasnt real or something

thinking face

this seems to have something to do with the island itself... what could battler have done as a kid that could be considered a sin against the island/family

🧐

is it battler's fault that this whole island murder happened?

my first thought is. did he find the gold as a kid lmao

(SILENT INTENSE THINKING FACE)

I MEAN, MOOD

uh oh sad music

beatrice's regrets...?

knew it. cool beatrice was acting weird

is cool beatrice even actually beatrice? is she maybe amnesiac beatrice? or

knew it i knew hed like maria

HAHA RIP GRANDPA

THAT'LL TEACH YOU!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR BELOVED'S MOOD SWINGS!!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway is there two beatrices. one cute and flirty one cold and boring

her pout........................... her lil pout.............................................................

the music stopped [fear]

its obviously a play on words maybe it didnt have anything to do with "beatrice" but isnt beatrice a borrowed name anyway?

(ding dong loser flag)

yeah beatrice not that you're not shitty and spoiled on a daily basis but this is a shitty move!!!!!!!!!!! come on!!!!!! come at us!!!!!!!!

YEAH WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😬😬😬😬😬

is........................................... is battler not really battler. somehow im getting that feeling

YYYYEAH IS BATTLER NOT REALLY BATTLER

OH SUDDEN INTENSE FEAR

WHAT!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

IS HE ADOPTED IS THIS THE TWIST

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO REPEAT THIS

BRO YOURE ADOPTED?

was there a difference???? is it this specific sentence????

THERE /IS/ A DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!! YOURE NOT BATTLER WHOS MOTHER IS ASUMU!!!!!!!!!! WHATEVER THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!

[FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

HE'S NOT KINZO'S GRANDCHILD? BUT THEYRE SO FUCKING SIMILAwait

please dont tell me its clones ill lose mYDID KINZO CREATE A CLONE OF HIMSELF THRU ALCHEMY?!?!?!??! SUMMONED?!?!??! NO i dont believe it

FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE DID MENTION IN AN EARLIER EPISODE THAT MAYBE HE WASNT THE REAL BATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN WHATS THE SIN?????

INHALES SHARPLY

did battler kill the real battler plz

...............................................................................

im speechless rn

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BATTLER NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(still reeling from battler's twist) WHAT???!?!?!?!?!

(funky jazz music starts) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need a second

i cant fucking battler was my favorite and they added a fucking "actually he's not battler and he doesnt know who he is" backstory to him. i cant love him more!!!! hes taking all the space!!!!! you didnt have to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im so fucking confused. im sticking with the "battler is kinzo's clone" theory bc otherwise. why would he be so similar to kinzo. but its true he doesnt look like his dad???? but somehow ange looks like battler????? so???? what????? what??????????

im just thinking

the weird thing is that ANGE knew. like maybe she didnt know the whole time, but when beatrice started her thing ange was immediately like "HEY OH NO" so. what

also beatrice said she wanted to have a battle with battler in particular, which is the first time im hearing about it. i thought anyone fun and spunky enough wouldve worked for her

HE'S NOT THERE ANYMORE............................................

was the battler stuff the thing rudolf was gonna talk about to battler and kyrie back in ep1

BUT WAIT THE CHARACTER SCREEN WAS THE CHARACTER SCREEN FOR THE MURDER MYSTERIES, WHAT HAPPENED TO PLAYER!BATTLER?!??!?!!

HAVE I LOST TWO BOYS IN ONE DAY?!?!??!

OK I WASNT SURE ABOUT THE TIMELINE BUT this means beatrice was there a long time.... whether thats as a witch or as a human

wait she was human back when rosa was a kid ok i forgot

sounds like thats where the gold is for sure baybee

ange's story is happening but tbh i dont care. i want battler back

lmao

the OG art is way better on this one

wait you mean it wasnt a metaphor

this whole time ange was talking about a black witch and thats why eva and kasumi are so mean and i was like "hm, weird way to rationalize people being abusive towards you but youre valid" but no shes really here. ok

something something kasumi's tearing maria's book apart

gasps softly.......................................................................

what....... no........ dont do this to me game........ thats fucked up..............

THATS WHY SHE KEPT SAYING IT EVEN WHEN ROSA TOLD HER TO STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO THATS FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girl do i have great news for you!

(tiredly) okay,

(sighs tiredly) okay so. ange is using "true" magic. which means she can summon the stakes to kill humans. even though the toxin is a thing. and the humans cant see the stakes. because of the toxin. and ange can do all that. because of the power of love

ange truly is 1. the main character of the Ange Show and 2. full of contradictions

hehehehehehe

huh? she knew? but?

also this.... is the world within the island+tea time a complete, perfect world for beatrice? enough for ange to feel bad about destroying it?

maria and beato from game 4...?

OH AH DID THE GAME END WHEN BATTLER DISAPPEARED AND BEATRICE WENT WITH MARIA TO THE GOLDEN LAND AND THEYVE BOTH BEEN THERE FOR 12 YEARS UNTIL ANGE CAME HERE

BUT THERE WHO'S GAME PIECE ANGE. IS GAME PIECE ANGE LIKE, FROM WHEN ANGE JUMPED FROM THE BUILDING, AND IT MADE GAME PIECE ANGE WHO WENT BACK IN TIME AND OG ANGE WHO IS NOW HERE ON THE SCREEN

YEAH BEATRICE ITS NOT LIKE YOURE A MURDERER OR WHATEVER

ok this ange is apparently game piece ange this makes more sense

aw the incantation :'^)

WAKES UP WHAT!!!!! YOU FOUND BATTLER?!?!?! IS THE ANGE INTERLUDE OVER????

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sighs at how easy this shit was

i did think this was weird she didnt say it in red but come on now. come on now

SAY IT!!!!!!!!! SAY IT YOU COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;w;

😬😬😬😬😬😬 baby boy.................

is it battler vs ange time

LOUD GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe beatrice are you playing mean to motivate battler. thats cute

...!!!! no................

😔

SAD NOISES

the death dubstep...............

goodbye game piece ange..... you were a true one. and at least you didnt have unending interludes. ill miss you.
Fs in the chat yall

yeah girls. kinda fucked up

beatrice: to motivate a battler you gotta break his heart right? yeah

new song........

HEY IT ONLY TOOK FOUR EPISODES BUT THEYRE BOTH MOTIVATED!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!

battler: AND WE'RE DEFINITELY NEVER GONNA KISS, BEATRICE...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does beatrice want to lose/die so much...... is she really that sad the real battler isnt here

(soft gasp) new beatrice face......................

please kill me quickly // otherwise you'll die?????? the text went by too fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NO CREDITS?

i dont have the brain for tea time im just glad i finished ep4

rereading and: did real!battler leave the ushiromiya name behind because of the sin he commited that totally has nothing to do with beatrice............. i wonder..............

oh.

(in italics) oh.

IM SHO SHMART

I /REMEMBER/ SHIT!!!!!! I /USE/ THIS BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

battler is kyrie's stillborn kid somehow FINAL ANSWER

what if its a red herring that would be funny

i mean idk why im doubting bc ange obvs knows who battler is and she said that even though battler isnt asamu's son he's rudolf's son soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that would explain rudolf wanting to talk to battler AND kyrie back in ep 1. hey i killed real!battler/real!battler died and youre my and kyrie's stillborn son, battler the second

back at it!!!!!!!!! tea time time!!!!!!!!!!

:^0

"without permission"? whomst????

oh its battler. battler you dont need permission everyone's dead

wrow are you gonna live?

is he the only one alive cuz everyone left..... whats gonna happen....

YEAAAH WE'RE FINALLY GETTING MONOKUMA FILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh what

oh.

battler's alive but im afraid the rain is never gonna stop and hes gonna be stuck here forever

battler's bored so hes playing detective

still confused about the rules of who's writing each file

the files keep mentioning "witnesses", plural....

🤔

yeah you deserve a drink or ten

girl

shes really acting mean on purpose to motivate him.... dang

i missed it but battler said "ill kill you" in red

cymbalism..........

wait are we doing a trial for every ep RIGHT NOW

the blue truth is hurting beatrice.....

THIS SONG IS A REMIX

shes only giving herself game 4 to escape.... but shes fighting to lose so???

heh, just like you, battler!

hype........

he's nice so hes not gonna

this is going well...................... too well

what the heck did real!battler do to you, girl...

what even is beatrice's win condition.... is it to bring real!battler back

hehehe gottem

the trickster................ becomes the tricksted...............

yeah hes not gonna we still have 4 episodes to go

finally, the right question

ok we're back

i feel very little sympathy for beatrice rn

😳 he said she's his golden witch

WHAT?!?!? THAT WAS TRUE?!?!??!!!

OK SO YOU LIED?

ok battler's style is DUMB AS HELL its SO GOOD

HE REFUSES TO EXPLAIN DSJHBKJHKSJKDS

awwww beatrice fell over for a second

theyre both fighting while crying thats good shit

only doctor's murder to go....

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yEAH

yeah............

YEAH......................

do it bro. its time

😬

new song.........

AW SHIT PLAYER!BATTLER DIED

ANGE DIED IN 1998?!?!

what now

beatrice didnt die and im sad bc i wanted to use the 🥳 emoji

??? episode...

ok

well yeah ofc the blue truth was wrong, magic exists

but yeah beatrice rly took it easy on battler. it wouldve been so easy to stop literally all the blue truths

like "i think they were killed with bombs!" just literally say "yeah nah bro they werent killed with bombs". there. checkmate

idk blondie feels like beatrice just rly wanted to die

...................................what kinda terrible punishment game is this

hehehe oh true

the way you guys are saying it makes me think the best possible ending is beato winning

NOOO I MISSED EMO GIRL'S NIGHTMARE FACE

alright. am i done now. am i free. can i buy the answers arc

so as i understand it, at the end battler didnt kill beatrice, and she was like "my last move is to kill player!you bc youre the only one on the island. how the hell are you gonna prove that shit" and player!battler died and thats how it endedMORE FEATURES?

aw hell yeah

im missing two achievments though

OK SO HE DIED BUT WHAT DOES THAT /MEAN/

POINTS

OH I DID IT I HAVE THE LAST TWO TROPHIES

okay. someone told me to try figuring out the murders but tbh im still firmly on the "you cant explain those without magic" side so im just along for the ride here. im gonna buy the answers arc

final stats

shit thats the coat..................................................

im already so exhausted. please tell me the answers arc is at least SLIGHTLY shorter than the questions arc. please. please

my guess is the answers arc will be 4 games. like its not gonna be the same games. and beatrice will still be our opponent with HEAVY interference from the girl witches. and instead of main moms we're gonna have main dads. with rudolf last

oh and we're finally gonna have answers too. im hoping for new songs. new nightmare faces. maybe a new character

SO IS IT 43 OR 73 I NEED TO KNOW

alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

huhwhaaaaaaaaaaaa?

new game master so maybe not beatrice this time? ill only accept beatrice as my opponent. "there must be something for you to spot looking down on it from afar"...? also theres no way i will be deceived i just wont trust anyone

is battler the one whos gonna deceive me. that'd be cool hey battler deceive me anytime

sometimes i like making tweets that are just bait. like just straight up bait for you guys so you'll go "omg she doesnt knoooooow~"

here's another bait: theres no way i will start disliking battler even a little. he'll always be my darling little boy. he will never do anything problematic ever

ooooh the text is way slower in this game. me no likey

oh yeah i can change it. fast speed hoooooooooooooooooooo

already a bad move, isnt her whole thing that she just makes choices on a whim

i legit jumped in my seat thats a new face!!!!! thats a new face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats........................................ also a new face...............................................

i shouldnt have looked at the character files i just spoiled myself on stuff that will happen in, knowing my luck, five hours

thats a mood

ok so the spoiler i saw a while back was right... blondie is the new antagonist for this arc

points at battler's face

:3c

didnt i say earlier than blondie was the final boss. sometimes my guesses are right

ok his eyes arent even on the same line. im switching to og art for a bit

hehe

oh im worried now

blondie is saying she'll add red herrings. im pretty naive please dont do that

im sorry i was so focused on steam battler, og battler is very cute too. i wanna pinch his cheeks

ronove is more handsome with the og art too.... ok im an og art stan now

dang the witches are already at the 1st murder theyre going FAST

HE LOOKS LIKE A SONIC CHARACTER,

battler: (sonic voice) gotta go fast

kanon youre so cute. youre so cute

pats battler's cheeks...........

oh.......... i didnt think about that

HJKASJHKHJKAS ALREADY?

oh ok theyre just showing me this and i have to catch up. YOU KILLED MARIA?!?!

rudolf's back: (creeaaaaaaaaaak)

..............................whomst?

natsuhi? but? youre not my mom?

new opening! i watched it this time

thats a witch

something something natsuhi? because she and new witch have the same name??

ok this is super blown out but looks like theres a second beatrice in the background

and theres a forcefield around the island and it gets blown apart and the sun comes out. and also i didnt get a screencap but there was another little girl with witch like clothes

rip grandpa

jhkdfhjkdfsjhkdf

me: (nods thoughtfully)

OH HELL YEAH. HELL YEAH WE'RE DOING THIS

oh krauss is /gullible/ i get it

natsuhi its time

"to what" you know ;)

oooooh i get it. krauss is this episode's Main Dad

GRANDPA?

oh ok but i mean i also think thats a ghost

🤔

inb4 natsuhi becomes the new head

say it. say it

aw.

is this what happened in every episode......

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

👀

i need to go back to when natsuhi met beatrice back in ep 1.........

why would she say this in ep 1 then.... did she not meet beatrice in ep 1

oh thats why grandpa is burned for every death.... to hide the time of death....

is she calling out other games. is she calling out the cicadas game

but what about game 4

how meta. and also thats pretty dang restricting

this whole time i was like "this new character...... where have i seen her before" and

ok back to it i wanna see battler in the coat

oh oh oh. please. show me baby ange

😔

KRAUSS WANTED NATUSHI TO TRY THE ARECA NUTS OH MY GOD THATS WHY HE WAS SO INSISTENT KRAUSS!!!!!!!!!!! THATS CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH LMAO

woah woah woah woah woah there.

was beatrice the one telling the story for eps 1 thru 4 then?

okay cool thank you for confirming the game lies to me sometimes and i dont really have a way of knowing when it lies and when its telling the truth

..........................................................

new theory: chapter breaks with screen breaking are/have lies

battler's healing beatrice with blue truths ;w;

oh?

then who was phone...........

my first guess was battler lmao

i opened my mouth in shock so fast my jaw cracked

new song..............

hahaha............ (checks battler's age)

ok hes 18 we're safe its a new character

oh its a red herring okay thanks blondie

ok im gonna go with my theory and say that just bc we had a glass break, then this was a lie

battler said something gross so he got combo ko'd

battler: hahaha ange poops
jessica: hahahahaha (hits him)
george: hahahahahahaha (kicks him while he's down)
natsuhi:

isnt it 1. to make people know about her existence and believe in it and 2. to get revived? guessing theres a 3. but

ah. the killer is an unknown this time

OKAY, ACHIEVEMENT

squints....................

looks at "battler is afraid of vehicles" and underlines it twice more

its her................ ciel phantomive

erika............

ok so her name isnt natsuhi. so it means that earlier my mom natsuhi was being suspected by her. ok

what....

oh she really is ciel

cool im gonna look over those truths with a fine comb later thanks

mmmmmmmmm

(LOOKS AT NUMBER FIVE IN DISGUST FOR A VERY LONG TIME)

anyway so judging by #1: cant be krauss, cant be natsuhi, at least for this ep. #10 could happen bc i feel like we've been prepared. isnt #6 already void

knox's 9th

ok thank god

food dinner etc etc etc

hbjdsajhsdafjkhdskjd

pokes surprised battler's cheeks..........

okay we get it youre /smart/

yeah shes gonna nudge things along... smart

oh and shes SMUG too

👀

well my guess is its under the kawadorian house, in the underground passage. final answer

battler and the witches are like in the sea of souls from persona or whatever

...............does the riddle itself make the gold appear thru risk and reward magic or something

is the answer the well bc thats all i have

i said before that the key was something or someone and thats what killed the ppl during the first twilight

oh

does this have something to do with the fact that the epitath likens "twilight" to "moment"

is it.... is it "first twilight"

because no pain no gain!!!!

well duh dont say it like its a big reveal

back at it. natsuhi just leave your husband and become the head

uuuuuuuuh wow thats a vivid metaphor

wow. thats it, thats the only reason

battler feels bad about maybe finding the gold now. its okay battler i still love you and also its implied youre being controlled by emogirl to some degree rn

its gpa

damn grandpa let him live

"than it used to"?

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

screen broke so i dont think grandpa was real

AW NO FAIR I WANTED TO SEE EVERYONE'S REACTIONS

yep but clearly it continues soooooooooooooo

yeah erika shut the fuck up

dsjhsdhjkdjfhssdhf okay but battler didnt agree to anything? battler say something i wanna see their hopes destroyed

natsuhi i love u but what the fuck

so the ceremony and sacrifices ARE important to beatrice somehow

🤔 but solving the epitath stops the ceremony... so if its not solved she can do the ceremony and she will probably gain something? no? hm?

so is the ceremony irrelevant to her....? she gains nothing from the ceremony itself? but? why murder people? why have the whole epitath at all?

is the trial shes doing with battler more important to her than the epitath

"show" being the key word here. i think the trials are more important, so as long as battler's here, whether the riddle is solved or not or the murders happen or not is irrelevant bc she can still talk/argue with battler?

i think the first part is right she wants to show BATTLER something

or she wants to terrify battler...?

bro its you. im convinced its you you're always either the last one alive or very close to it. you see everything youve seen every corpse, hell, the monokuma files only appear when YOU've seen them

YEA

YEAH BUT /WHY/ WHAT DID YOU AND/OR REAL BATTLER /DO/

did one of the battlers kill people. or do something similar to the riddle before

mmmmm

kinda related but i was thinking the whole thing was to revive real!battler in some way. like this is all so the miracle of real!battler being back can occur somehow

giving you... well she's giving you ushiromiya history and knowledge of your family members, which i guess is kinda useful since you're not REALLY battler

hey wait

so its all meaningless until a miracle happens

i mean, lets agree to disagree on that one battler

I MEAN LETS AGREE TO DISAGREE ON THAT ONE TEACHER

to be fair i was quickly looking for a screencap showing that beatrice clearly enjoys murdering people and i didnt find one, but i did find a lot of caps with beatrice happy battler is playing with her and

BIG THINKY FACE................

YEAH LMAO

THE SCREEN BROKE DID SOMEONE OR THING LIE

murder time

theres a weird knock and the clock is ding dong-ing

CACKLES

is it natsuhi's son

natsuhi: husband what are you doing
krauss: this is a "hug"
natsuhi: a "hug"..... ha.... havent heard that word in decades.........

OH..............................................

;w;

heheh i can hear the sound of rushing waves thats cool

natsuhi who did you kill

....arent the phones supposed to be broken right now

oh he's inside the mansion. ok

OK ONE: NO FLOWERY STUFF ON THE TOP AND BOTTOM, TWO: THAT CLOCK WENT SUPER SLOWLY AND THREE: GLASS BREAKING SOUND AS IT WENT AWAY, AND NOT BEFORE

isnt maria one of the first murders. she might be already dead

POINTS

DOES HE DIE I DONT REMEMBER

GASPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah he did mention this last time too......... what...... why....... who...............

adds this to my "battler is kinzo's clone" theory folder

oh shit grandpa straight up got a baby for natsuhi. is the baby the man calling her then

ah so the baby died because natsuhi made a wish ok

🤔

NO ONE'S TURNING OFF THEIR ALARM CLOCK AND IM REALIZING EVERYONE IN BATTLER'S ROOM EXCEPT HIM IS DEAD

BATTLER FALL BACK ASLEEP ITS OKAY EVERYTHING'S FINE

oh nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................................................

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

i dont wanna click...................

oh thank god we're skipping ahead

hideyoshi and genji will be the two who are close...?

erika back the fuck off

UUUUUUUUUUH

YOU CAN SAY RED TRUTHS IN THE REAL WORLD NOW?

oh yeah that was only four corpses. hideyoshi and genji are gonna be later, but why the wait...........

leaving a gap between the first twilight's murders only makes them more mystery genre

gap between the first twilight's murders.... bad magic circle... packing tape... AND no maria? sorry this is just 100% mystery genre now. blondie what the fuck

shut the FUCK up SHES NOT EVEN THE CULPRIT THIS TIME

i see what youre doing, game. introducing an even more annoying antagonist so the last beatrice haters have to go "well yeah beatrice is bad but shes not THAT bad"

i think it was a mistake on blondie's part to leave the furniture alive so far, bc i do think theyre smart enough to realize beatrice isnt the culprit this time and help her out

its that thing beating in your chest that makes you move and stuff. wow erika, you're kind of a shitty detective actually huh

who's the secret fourth side..... is it battler plz

speaking of, black coat battler when!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

organization xiii battler...............................................................

you kinda are and thats really sad

its battler actually but sure knock yourself out

NO!!!!!!!!! YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO USE FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RENOUNCE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT ACCEPT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

i can excuse erika being a heartless bitch but i draw the line at erika using french

...are you trying to get hated on purpose

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH GET HER BATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS MY /BOY/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah thats my boy he's smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i raised him myself

i need more snarky battler actually. its really good every time

;w;

here we gooooooo

makin calculations... if i play 2h every weekday that brings me to 18 hours.... every episode seems to be a little more than 10h long.... maybe i can finish ep 1 today.... brings me to ep 3 hopefully... and next weekend for ep 4. doable. doable before animal cro

sorry erika, battler is already in a committed enemies to lovers relationship with beatrice. dont embarrass yourself

ohoho?

fhjdshkjdfskds ryukishi07 said "i really wanna add this specific reference"

hehehe cute

:<

:3

another one......

and another one

i hope those three new ones and the bunny girls are friends

inch teresting. i wonder if thats gonna come into play later

YEAH MOOD YOU CANT DO THAT THATS CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AGAIN THIS SOUNDS LIKE CHEATING

PURPLE GIRL IS JUST TAKING DOWN ALL THEORIES

oh her last name is knox

😬😬😬😬😬 beatrice dont die

...........................................bro did he hear her

thats so romantic.............................................

i believe it........ my son can do it

nyehehehhehehe!!!

one thing i will say is that i dont like that characters like grandpa and beatrice are given a get out of jail card for all the shit theyve done. but i trust the story and i will keep on reading

no my son is!!!!!! know your place!!!!!!!!

wait i thought i missed something but no, the humans and witches and angels are all talking to each other in the real world

endless nine again.... it happened a while ago too

cool....

BATTLE TIME? NO

EVEN BETTER SHES ADMITTING DEFEAT

EVEN EVEN BETTER ITS BATTLE TIME

yeah.....

AGAIN, ROMANTIC

ok this is cute as hell but the cuter this looks the more suspicious i become

looks at the camera

ok which battler is this though. observer!battler possessing piece!battler?

again, cute, but i dont trust like that

DANCE!!!! DANCE!!!!! THEY DID IT!!!! THEY DANCED!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU UNIVERSE

(CRIES) THIS IS RLY CUTE BUT I DONT TRUST LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and no chapter glass break so i cant even say this all was a lie....

this whole chapter felt really really REALLY off to me

like, battler suddenly being WAY too smart... grandpa being cool.... beatrice and the angels appearing to humans, to the point where they even TALK to each other... beatrice being really deredere.... idk i dont believe any of this, and i dont know if this was real or suspect

also if my son continues to be smart he's gonna lose his moe factor and i wont like him anymore

SO THE ONE FIGHTING /WASNT/ OBSERVER!BATTLER? HOW DOES PIECE!BATTLER KNOW BEATRICE?

oh. like completely or? because either way this explains the moe factor

(homestuck voice) Your name is DLANOR.

CON-FUCKING-FIRMED OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY PHEW OKAY OKAY WE'RE OKAY

GONNA BE REAL DURING THE LAST CHAPTER MY LOVE FOR THIS GAME WENT DOWN WITH EACH SCREEN BUT I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! IT /IS/ SUPPOSED TO BE WEIRD!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT IM SO RELIEVED

i was also really meh about battler having an actual anime battler all of a sudden but it wasnt really battler so we're good

*BATTLE AN ACTUAL ANIME BATTLE shit

so i wonder how the pieces/player stuff works. can the player control the pieces completely, or only within the boundaries of what they would do, or is it just nudging? can the pieces regain control somehow?

do blondie and emogirl control every single character or just the important ones? like do they control eva for example? is it just humans they can control? obvs beatrice is under emogirl's control but are the angels under control as well?

because ange was brought in as a piece but emogirl couldnt really control her since she decided to sacrifice herself, so she had a degree of awareness/control... which im not sure battler+beatrice have right now

(read the last few tweets while superposing the sentence "is this undertale" in your mind)

they can both control you? but? why.... doesnt piece!battler technically belong to emogirl

(tears roll down my face from relief) thank you for explaining

puts this screencap in my "shit you need to remember" folder

something that kinzo knows/has that the witches want...........

erika i hate you but whats like, your storyyyy

hey erika sweetie? theres nothing more pathetic than coming back to an argument that happened hours ago

aw.

yeah thats what i was wondering, piece!beatrice isnt aware of what happened to player!beatrice

is piece!battler gonna die this episode since this isnt beatrice's game anymore

ive said it before but i dont like that this episode has so many glass breaking sounds!!!!

back at it. are the two witches gonna be the game masters the whole 2nd half. because lets be real. i loathe them

can beatrice snap out of it soon. i want my shitty asshole wife back

n-not that beatrice is my wife, i don't like her that way!!! in fact i hate her too!!!! i hate all witches!!!! all witches suck!!!! especially beatrice!!!! y-yeah!!!!!!!

virgilia, looking at the player: hey im talking to you, IDIOT

whats the truth. whats the question even. i know who battler is. i dont know the epitath's answer but i dont wanna spend time on it. i think magic is real and i dont wanna spend time saying it doesnt exist

but if battler loses his naive softness he'll also lose his moe factor, and my love,

is the cat real!battler

big clock time. we're about to see some shit (also it stopped at midnight so its shit x2)

WHERE? AND NEW SONG?

is this..... is this an ace attorney trial. is it trial time

omg he's high rank 😳😳😳😳😳

which beatrice is this i wonder. same with battler. are they all the pieces

even the dead people are here.....

THIRTY EIGHT CHARACTERS

ok so mystery side is saying natsuhi is the culprit and fantasy side is saying beato is the culprit. i wonder what battler will do? will someone raise a new culprit? or are we gonna go with beato?

or we could suspect natsuhi's son, the 19th person... he doesnt REALLY exist but maybe theres enough leeway to go "yeah but maybe he DOES exist"

i do think implicating natsuhi's son is the right move bc it means the two witches are gonna be okay with it...? the game continues, mystery wins, and as a bonus beato survives

.............................

what could deceive me.....

oh i love this

3am is when battler went back right. it IS possible that the crime was commited while he was sleeping, but it wouldve had to be pretty quiet. unless he was so exhausted that he didnt hear anything

everyone at the conference went to sleep at 3am if i remember correctly... so if we can prove the murder happened after 3, everyone is a suspect EXCEPT krauss, who was kidnapped at the time

the crime COULDVE been before midnight but also idk everyone's alibis then. idk about the whole going to the 2nd floor without passing thru the lounge tho, but maybe thru the window?

no "could it have been committed by someone other than the 18" so i guess no 19th person for sure ok

ok im clicking

NEW SONG IS A BOP

oh we're gonna deal with that list one by one ok

that was in red so they werent killed before midnight ok

after 3 still stands

oh.... ok then no magic for this game imo

im having trouble suspecting the 18 because theyre my BROS but they were probably controlled... so its fine

if you consider what the game is showing me the "story", then knox's 1st means natsuhi and battler and beato (?) are out, but im not sure the game agrees...

hm.

oh yeah gohda and grandma too.

the alibis are focusing on before 3am and imo the crime couldve happened after.... beatrice...

if knox's 1st doesnt apply then the culprit is battler

cool youre my prime suspect until the fact that the murder happened after 3am is disproved

im gonna need that in red please

(thru clenched teeth) ok thank you

wait erika also said she saw rosa at 1am... if we assume rosa and the kids were killed at the same time, then they were killed after 1am

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUNNYGIRL SLAPPED HIM FOR SPEAKING

😬😬😬😬😬😬

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET AWAY FROM MY SON YOU WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay well i guess battler isnt the culprit FOR SURE

this also means the murders couldnt have happened after 3 since she was listening the whole time SHIT

(the red truth gets me in the shoulder) ngh.....!!!!!

ok well idk

...........isnt erika proving that natsuhi herself couldnt have gone upstairs

oh yeah okay i forgot sorry

was krauss at the conference until 3....

and what about kanon and shannon's alibis i dont remember

oh yeah thanks. shes surprisingly helpful, to me

so natsuhi, krauss and genji are the last suspects..... do we know genji's time of death. anyway the fact that we dont know where krauss is is SUSPICIOUS and he's the only other choice

cant we just prove natsuhi's alibi somehow?

cool so seeing how battler's reacting, krauss isnt the culprit either. WHO THE FUCK IS IT, THEN

19th person.... thats the only way....

yeah i was thinking that lmao, just say the witches did it

im love him ;w;

WOOP WOOP!!!!!!

😔

i love her so much..............................

hey battler (taps my wrist)

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMOGIRL IF I SEE YOU IT IS /ON SIGHT/

GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UHGJSDWJKHSDCHKJDKHJDE HE'S CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DELUSION!GRANDPA DIED BUT HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well of course not, hes a sexist asshole

i dont care its kingdom hearts rules. because delusion!grandpa thought natsuhi was cool, real!grandpa thought natsuhi was cool too. checkmate

HEY BATTLER (TAPS WRIST INSISTENTLY)

OH WE'VE CAUGHT UP, BATTLER CAN SPEAK NOW it only took ten hours

i think im glitched bc beatrice is just There

yeah im glitched even when reloading/restarting. woops

(loads a save from 2 hours ago, presses fast forward and makes dinner)

and we're back.

I CLOSED THE GAME AND LOADED IT AND BEATRICE'S BACK LEAVE ME ALONE GLITCH BEATRICE

anyway krauss wasnt the main dad, natsuhi was again the main mom.... so are we gonna have main moms again

OK BACK AT IT. ERIKA WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN

HEY B A T T L E R,

finally

yeah thats my SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just say shit! talk about the 19th person! say its a witch! cross examine the parrot!

thats how you make miracles happen bro!!!!!

hehehe

thats so romantic.....

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

was the "sin" a promise that one of the battlers didnt keep

someone got in the house before erika went into lookout mode maybe????? idk!!!!!

AW COME ON THEY WERE ANNOUNCED EARLY!!!!!!

battler is just hitting every knox rule fjhsdkujhdfsjkdsf please try a little harder sweetie

WHAT?! COME ON NOW

he's getting annihilated.... battler.... im sorry i dont know the answer.... i believe in you.... also just fucking say witches are real, stupid

(sobs) thats not knox's 9th but okay,

battler just say witches exist and it was magic!!!!!

blease,

uh no go back go back go back,

GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK

YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaw.

but theres a bunch of stuff that was said that wasnt proven.... cant we use that..... cant we knox's 2nd back

oh.

the basis is her alibi!!!! geez i dunno!!!! the phone call!!!! i feel like we could talk about the phone calls a bunch more!!!!!

😔

😔😔

i mean mood but leave my son alone

is battler gonna revive. or his nobody. arxtebtl

what

ah

sounds like a hint

damn erika thats the saddest thing ive ever heard

HEY ERIKA WHAT THE /FUCK/

oh its krauss. sorry i forgot

oh. yeah sure its him

is it another ange time

oh ok fml

OH SO YOU'RE DOING THIS OKAY

😔

😔

im pretty sure that you said earlier that you heard it pretty clearly, or at least saw it

BATTLER JUST SAID ITS USELESS

PIECE!BATTLER!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOUR THIoh wait doesnt emogirl control you right now

[FEAR?]

OH NO CREDITS

WHAT? WHATS WRONG WITH BATTLER? TELL ME?!?!

does he have a black coat is that why youre scared

the game is suspended...?

ok i unlocked the tea party. thats for tomorrow

also may i just say the game is trying to make me feel the same despair as the end of ep 2 and like. its never gonna happen. you all promised me despair on par with episode 2. it hasnt even gotten CLOSE

i have seen the monster and i am not afraid anymore!!!!! (this is a bait i really hope the game picks up i wanna feel despair)

tea party time

i mean i obvs didnt think they were ACTUALLY lucifer &co or the ACTUAL seven sins but How Fucking Dare You.

ooooooooooooooh oof. suddenly erika makes a lot of sense

so THATS how erika's portrait appears.... i was wondering when it'd come up

hm whats the significance of the ripped seat and the bloody trees. and is that someone standing among the trees

the witch of truth......

anyway cool shit but where my son

GET AWAY FROM MY SON BLONDIE

HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE THINGS BLONDIE how cute are we talking tho

how romantic...... too bad youre both terrible

wh-why is erika having a game 6. beatrice is dead. what?

ep ???? time

Show Me My Son.

YEAAAAA

oooo is depressed!beato gonna save battler

kiss him awake you fool

;w;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because battler is dead beato has no reason to exist...? hmmmm (BIG THINKY)

DEPRESSED!BEATRICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAIT IS THIS REALLY GAME OVER? IS SHE REALLY GONE? AND BATTLER? BECAUSE THE WHOLE TIME I WASNT WORRIED BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS CAME BACK i dont buy it. i refuse to buy it. it is not canon

beatrice....... doesn't feel so good

WHATS YOUR TASK (BIG THINKY)

SHJADKJHDSKJHDSKJSDKJKJ WE'RE ONLY GETTING IT NOW

ooooh and it explains the whole red/blue text too...

its getting meta and i am Taking Notes

virgilia, looking at me through the screen: isnt that right, ADRIENNE
me: UM,,,,

but its interesting because the MOMENT they gave me some tools i assumed it meant i could succeed, when in fact the mystery was already solved and the tools were useless, so WHAT GIVES

YEAH THATS WHAT IM /SAYING/ THE GAME GAVE ME THE IMPRESSION THAT THE TRIAL WAS SOLVABLE BUT IT WAS NOT!!!! BUT I WAS INVESTED!!! BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD DO IT!!!!!

kind of but i think her desire is less in the goal and more in the journey

sorry umineko but im not.... im not rereading you in a solid decade

yeah i was just thinking that... its not guaranteed, game 5 probably does but theres no proof the previous games do

B I G T H I N K Y

so............... context matters.........................

not to be anime but is the solution Love. like the second you add love into this mystery then it all adds up. like with magic

i did see that one kyrie line in ep 1 where she goes "the real mystery novels........... are romance novels" so if i add the nebulous concept of beatrice's love then it will all add up?

but without the story of how beatrice knows battler and/or real!battler im still missing a pretty darn big piece. overall i do think the whole game is battler's fault, or at least bc of the way beatrice interpreted something battler did

battler promised something to someone and then didnt keep that promise, maybe because he died...? or because he replaced real!battler...? who did the sin hdjdhkfdkhsdsh CALLING RUDOLF I NEED ANSWERS

BUT WHYYYYYY....... BATTLER SOLVING IT GUARANTEES HER DEATH.... UNLESS HIM HAVING HIS STANCE BE "WITCHES ARENT REAL" WASNT PART OF THE PLAN? WHAT DID SHE WANT HIM TO SOOOLVE

HOW CAN I KNOW THE ANSWER IF I DONT KNOW THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also this is a flashback about the knox decalogue so why the FUCK did battler fuck up so bad. was it on purpose.

oh no dont change your catchphrase its your moe point!!!!

umineko: umm, haha... knock knock? have you realized that one of the big themes is-
me: its love YEAH i GET IT

don't worry mister ryukishi07-san im trying my best!!!!!

1. ok im gonna need to come back to those romance lines bc i feel like the solution is Right there and 2. BABY!!!! BABY BOY!!!! YOURE WONDERFUL THIS GIRL JUST WASNT WORTH YOUR TIME THERES PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA ETC

..... (mutes the game so i can think)

so beatrice is the writer who wants battler to read her story. but she needs to know he'll read it. is that why she engineered the murders? bc she thought he'd pay attention? so the murders/epitath are not important, but theres another, SECRET mystery which she wants him to solve

the mystery is probably related to what happened to battler 6 years ago.... (rereads)

um..... ok "forget that debt" so like. battler became an ushiromya even though it wasnt his right (???) and immediately threw that name away presumably.... i guess

OH the sin isnt something he has done its something he forgot ok ok ok UMMMM

better not be some bullshit shoujo type thing like "you said you'd love me/remember me forever and then you FORGOT ME thats your SIN BATTLER :'^("

..............................this would make sense though. "you dont remember me so i did this whole game so you'd remember me, and even as you deny me you will always remember me" type shit BUT SHE SAID IT DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER

oh shit they introduced parallel universes didnt they. is battler from another fucking fragment NO THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE. THROW THAT THEORY AWAY

that sin is also something observer!beatrice knew about by game 4 but that game 4 piece!beatrice wasnt sure about but probably suspected. idk if that matters

hold on when did observer!beatrice start acting strange? knowing my luck i dont have an exact screencap

ok so my working theory is that real!battler made a promise to someone and battler forgot and thats why beatrice is mad and started the game. BACK TO THE GAME FOR NOW

how romantic bro.....

umineko yelling in my ear: DO YOU GET IT

(high pitched sound)

thats how it starts bro. youre already in too deep

oh he really WAS stupid okay

oh okay we're doing this? okay. doesnt that disqualify beatrice actually

HEHEEHHE I JUST NOTICED KNOX'S 5TH: "(not included)"

so the culprit is one of the 18, and i dont think it can even be beatrice because she wasnt in the character files

me, who was assuming it was magic the whole time and didnt question it: aw shit.

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

well yknow

aw please dont figure it out now

🤔

is battler a witch now

IS IT BLACK COAT TIME?

but thats boring if HE knows and I dont know!!!!!

hey battler just tell me the culprit and i can do the rest

?A??!?!?!?>?!?!?!?>W@!>?!@?>WHJGSDJHKASHDJKSAJKL?>?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UFCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM TRYING TO REMEMBER BUT, BUT THE, BUT TH

YEAH I AGREE AND I REMEMBER THINKING THAT TOO BUT THE BABY IS 19 AND YOURE 18 I CHECKED THAT FACT ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO IT CANT BE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH NO YOURE KYRIE'S STill....born..... kid...... wait are both right

this would make sense for 1.kinzo to know rudolf got kyrie pregnant and 2. to get the illegitimate baby and 3. to give it to natsuhi because he wasnt gonna give her a baby without his blood if he had a baby with his blood right here!!!!!!!!!!!! oh fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! oh shit!!!!!!

BUT BATTLER BEING THE CULPRIT WAS ALREADY DISPROVEN THOUGH

NOT TO BE ON ERIKA'S SIDE BUT YEAH

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT BUT THATS NO TIME AT ALL BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RONOVE'S HERE

WHAT....? NO!!!! THATS, WHAT?????? NO THATS DUMB!!!! DID YOU PUT MAKEUP ON THEM OR SOMETHING???? NO!!!!!!!

THE SONG IS A REMIX OF THE DEATH DUBSTEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it knox's 9th time. are we gonna reverse knox her

YELLOW TRUTH? WHAT?????

awwwwwwwwww

uh but theres so much left to prove though

(sobs) okay

ok that theory was bananas but sure ill accept it

ok so i was right!!!! the solution was to blame the 19th man bc it means erika doesnt win and beato is still alive!!!! see i get things right sometimes!!!!!!

ok i really wonder what a game with battler as the game master will look like

and by that i mean, i really wonder how the game is gonna stay interesting for three more episodes if battler, the main character, is all seeing and all knowing

credits. so does battler know EVERYTHING everything, or just the main stuff, i wonder

hmmmmm. shit better go down because if this is smooth sailing im gonna be very bored

so sad battler lost his moe point of being Stupid and Unaware though

ok if i have to choose a culprit among the 18th my guess is (throws a dart) jessica.

"whats your reasoning" its her house.

but also for real: she likes to punch and she's among the only ones who's actually killed people, even if she didnt mean to. and maybe she felt threatened for one reason or another. either her as the Wild Choice or its either genji or the doctor

back at it and WHO IS THIS LADY

ok thank god i changed to OG art because she looks TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THERES TWO OF THEM

ok its a wedding. are the terrible witches gonna marry

..............................................................wat

if she marries my son i will close this game, i swear to god

just made a noise like ive been stabbed

also emogirl just talked to battler in the plural. is there more than one person in there. i-is this (tears up) bodysharing

hold up thats the golden eagle on erika's wedding dress

hey good on erika for defying gender stereotypes. girl power

spooky twin: if anyone has any objections to the wedding of erika and battler speak now or forever hold y--
beatrice, bursting into the chapel with her best dress and her katana of red truth: I OBJECT, MOTHERFUCKERS

did. did battler get caught in a thought loop or something. thats hilarious

erika: hey battler read this paper
battler: ok sure. "this sentence.... is.... fALSE HJKSJHKHJKSSHJKSJKHSD" (shuts down)
erika: finally we can get married now

opening is still a bop. i didnt see anything new, except perhaps this?

hehehhehehehhhee i looked at the character files and battler had the coat 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

someone (battler?) is stuck in a room in the mansion but its not actually the mansion. whomst

wherest

im scawed

TWEWY GUY!??!?!??! OH IM GLAD TO SEE YOU AM I ANGE RIGHT NOW?!?!

ange..... welcome back.... youre supposed to be dead in 1998 and dead in the tea world so who/when/where the fuck are you

the fact that you had to ask yourself who you are is worrying but sure carry on

THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR PERSONAL STORY IS WORRYING BUT SURE CARRY ON

hello ma'am

i really do appreciate how many female characters this story has, and how they're all distinct from one another, and how theyre allowed to be messy as all hell

new song.....

uh ouch leave me alone

umineko: are you really reading?
me: uh yeah
umineko: (grabs me by the throat) I'm Asking If You're Really Reading.

umineko wants me to write a 50 page essay, double spaced, for friday

im sorry umineko. mysteries are not my specialty. im better at understanding characters and how they think, i think. im trying my best i promise

YEAH SEE IF THIS IS THE KINDA THING YOU EXPECT LITTLE OLD ME TO SOLVE IM SORRY TO SAY THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN, THANKS FOR THINKING IM SMART THOUGH

(stops breathing) (inhales) (screams)

(hits the table)

so she wrote the last three episodes.... at least in message bottle form

but i thought beatrice wrote the games. so. three theories
1. she can see into the games somehow
2. the games and her novels dont have the same events happening and its just a coincidence
3. thats beatrice. thats just beatrice

ange is remembering stuff (BIG THINKY)

THE BED SHOP........... WHAT DID YOU SEE................

was the bed shop a save point

are you a uh. a witch that can travel thru fragments. a Bored witch

SHE SAID "ILLNESS" THE TWO WITCHES KEPT REFERING TO THEIR BOREDOM AS AN "ILLNESS" WHO /ARE/ YOU

EMOGIRL? OR BEATRICE

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

SHE GETS IT SHE KNOWS ITS BORING THAT BATTLER KNOWS SHIT NOW

so was she the one writing This? like the game? for shits n giggles?

are ange and New Witch the new main characters. the new observers. that would be cool

so is she a creator witch. theres the witches like blondie and emogirl who jump around fragments, and theres creator witches that are even stronger and they. create. stuff. i think

oh the character file tells me she doesnt actually have horns. disappoint

with the way this story is going i wonder when a character will actually break the 4th wall and talk to me

umineko: hey you
me:
umineko: hey, you
me: ???? me???
umineko: you can only continue the story if you solve the epitath in the next thirty seconds. easy enough, you should already have figured it out
me: [PANIC]

also maam witch not that i dont trust you but the first scene of this ep was someone (ange?) being scared shitless and wanting to escape the eye of a witch (YOU!?!?!?!)

where is my son. show me my son

so is he gonna tell the story without witches....? and without implicating natsuhi as the culprit? is he gonna... is he gonna kill people

boy she's either seen some shit, or no shit at all

...................kingdom hea--

😬😬😬😬😬 theres a joke there that i wont make

imo shes like This because battler isnt very good at creating pieces. i wonder how the 18 will act during the game

AND ALSO BECAUSE SHE'S A DELUSION AND THATS HOW HE REMEMBERS HER??!??!?! WHAT??!?!?!? THATS SO SAD HE CANT EVEN REMEMBER HER LAUGHING

no. no no no no no no no. this game isnt allowed to give me cloning blues i will Scream. don't. don't do this to me

Big Feelings over here this is very much my type of bullshit

IM STUNNED. IM FLABBERGASTED. MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN I AM /LOOKING/, I AM /L O O K I N G/,

WAIT ALSO THATS BATTLER

CLONING BLUES /AND/ SHE KNOWS SHE'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL? FOR BATTLER? THE ONE WHO CREATED HER? GAME? GAME?!?!?!?!? ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS?!???!?!

i need to calm down she could literally get destroyed in the next screen. dont get attached. dont get attached

(CLAPS) WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GOING TO PROM DOESNT HE LOOK WONDERFUL OK LEMME PINCH HIS CHEEKS AND GET A PICTURE AW YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME YOU LOOK SO DREAMY YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL THE GIRLS IM SURE OF IT!!!!!!! GO FOR IT!!!!

dont be mean to replica!beato though shes my new favorite now that you're not an idiot anymore

i have the biggest smile on my face right now i am INVESTED

Oh My God

HE WANTS HER TO BE THE SAME AS BEATRICE BUT AT THE SAME TIME RESENTS HER FOR NOT BEING THE REAL BEATRICE........... BRO.............. BRO............... BRO..............................................................................

i am eating this shit up like m&ms

you should see my face rn i am GLOWING

some of you know this is exactly my shit!!!!! you knew!!!!!! you whippersnappers you got me good aw golly thank you

Doubtful, erika. he's still my dumbass of a son whom i love

hmmm....... "many, many games"?

yesssssssssssssssssssssss..................................................

...........................wait so beatrice is just the concept of something, which grew a soul as time passed?

is the concept the Illusion of the Witch or is the concept the whole beatrice supersition. probably the first one

yeah thats good shit. im kinda worried that youre spelling it out for me so early though

(REALIZES THIS IS A FLASHBACK OF BATTLER REALIZING REPLICA!BEATRICE ISNT BEATRICE AND GASPS)

👀👀👀👀👀👀

so... so is beatrice a personification of the legends surrounding the portrait? because the portrait existed 6 years ago. so did he do something that brought those legends to life, even retroactively

so he brought her to life, and forgot, and beatrice decided that was worth starting the game, and battler agrees that bringing someone to life and forgetting them is kinda fucked up, so he decides its fine?

inhales air thru teeth

yeah thats what i thought. ep 5 had the files mention that piece!beatrice speaks on behalf of the Illusion of the Witch, which seems like it includes both the rules of the game and the legends around beatrice. so beatrice is a personification of that, QUESTION MARK?

so did battler bring beatrice to life and, by bringing her to life, brought all the witches and furnitures to life? somehow? i guess? i guess???? that would make him a creator witch so i guess it is??? possible???

did 12 yo battler look at the painting and go "wow shes so pretty she must exist" and the illusion of the witch was like "doki" and beatrice came out like "hi" and he was like "hi" and then forgot her for six years.

(palpatine voice) do it

mmmmmmmmmmm!!! the schadenfreude!!!!!!!! im eating it all up!!!!!!!! nom nom nom!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MMMMMMMMM HE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!! HE SAID THE WORD!!!!!!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LITERALLY PUNCHING THE AIR RN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN BEATO BATTLER!!!!!!!!!! ISNT THIS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i think. i have a working brain.

oh my god she's trying... she's trying so hard... and he's gonna be disappointed because the whole point of beatrice's character is that she never acts how battler expects her to

if player!beatrice replaces replica!beatrice at some point im SERIOUSLY gonna cry. gimme both. both is good

what......... but beatrice did that all the time.......... oh my god............... thats so sad...............

oh my god battler's literally talking to himself thru beatrice oh my god oh my god oh my g

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY G

I KNEW IT HE HATES HER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ooooh the schadenfreude.............. the schadenfreuuuuuuuuuuuuuude......

(adds this to the "battler is the one breaking the screen" theory)

oooh that was good. oooooooooh that was so good. im done playing for today but woof. im eating that shit up like its mf caviar

back at it bc i know myself and if i dont play more now i will never go back to it. BACK AT IT

fuckin weak bro

ENHANCE

cute eyelashes..............

me, whos not interested in kanon and jessica's weakass romance: (monotone) oh my god tell me more

at least with george and shannon they have DEPTH. they have DETERMINATION. george being willing to sacrifice everyone for shannon really GOT TO ME. kanon and jessica? im bored already

"adrienne are you saying this bc you headcanon'd kanon as aroace back in ep 2 and you liked the idea of him wanting to live after seeing a 'normal teenage life' and then he fell in love with jessica and you feel betrayed" i dont know what you're talking about. stop this slander

i do love when kanon goes all emo the second shannon is like "but dont you want to live like a human though" and he starts yelling "YEAH.....!!!! YEAH!!!!! I WANT TO BE HUMAN!!!! I WANT TO SEE MILADY!!!! I WANT TO EAT FRENCH FRIES!!!!!" that shit's good as hell

idk to my betrayed heart it feels like kanon loves the idea of jessica more than jessica herself. the idea of being a normal human highschooler, the idea of being loved. because to him thats what jessica represents?

shannon at least sees george for who he is but kanon feels more like "shannon, jessica eats french fries" "do you want to eat french fries kanon?" "i do... I DO WANT THIS!!!! I WANT.... TO EAT... FRENCH FRIES....! JUST LIKE JESSICA, A NORMAL HUMAN, DOES!!!!"

"do you want to eat french fries like a normal human does... kanon?"

SEE THATS WHAT I MEAN HE ISNT LIKE "shes so cool" HE'S LIKE "the way she lives is so cool" BRO YOU JUST WANNA LIVE LIKE HER!!!! YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH HER YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF BEING HUMAN

anyway where's battler

jhschkjudfshkjdshkjdfsdksf shannon just looks at george and the strength of her love for him kills kanon instantly

hey shannon? cold blooded. that's sexy as hell

you wont scare me anymore trophy. every damn time has been different

oh kanon is here to welcome everyone this time. ok thats different ok ok ok

....please dont tell me this is the kanon/jessica episode

if it is i do trust umineko to make me care about them more

see either kanon's super in love with jessica OR he has read all of shannon's romance books and he thinks thats how someone in love is supposed to act

(claps just once and stares sullenly)

anyway you two im so sorry but thats a death flag if there ever was one

oh wait its battler writing the game. so maybe he's gonna give everyone a happy ending? doubt the witches are gonna let him but whatever

I SAW HIM SMILE AND I STARTLED SO HARD MY TEA ALMOST FELL OFF THE DESK

IS HE BLUSHING? IS HE BLUSHING? KANON ARE YOU BLUSHING? UNACCEPTABLE. BATTLER MY SON RESTART THIS GAME

yoshiya........ named after yoshiya "joshua" kiryu

KANON AND JESSICA SHUT THE /FUCK/ UP MY BABY'S HERE

🤔🤔🤔

ok so she lived a thousand years in the span of six ok that explains things. so she really was "born" six years ago thanks to battler

ok thanks for the dot dot dots so: not misguided, and the fact that he stopped using the ushiromiya name is absolutely related

sdhkjdskhsdhkj ok first thought: kid beatrice and kid battler got "married" and she took the ushiromiya name and then battler forgot about the marriage and left the name behind so she felt betrayed because of the divorce. i cracked it. i cracked the code

..... is this a stable time loop and she's really past!beatrice. probably not

GREAT content im into it

SOUNDS LIKE MY STABLE TIME LOOP THEORY ISNT THAT DUMB ACTUALLY

⛳️

actually thats all art baby but go on

SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIKA ROMEO AND JULIET ISN'T EVEN GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lie detected but thats a cool lie so i'll let it slide

four but sounds like theres a trick somewhere

my son.............. my dumbass son is here........... finally i am not the only dumb person in the room

something you can do because its cheese.......... i cannot answer this question i hate cheese

got it.... three.... I am no longer the dumbest person in the room

sdhjgdsjhsd all the characters are chiming in with hints and encouragment... you can do it battler-kun.....

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

alright now, how is this cheese puzzle gonna become relevant, if it isnt already

a heart....... is just like cheese

??????????????????????????????????????

(PENSIVE COWBOY EMOJI BC I STILL AM THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE ROOM AFTER ALL) (i love my son though)

oh SORRY battler, i'm too french for sliced cheese to be the first thing i think about when i think of cheese

but yeah like if you fold the cheese before you cut it then you could have eight pieces in one slice........

REALLY funny that the episode player!battler is creating is the one where battler is smarter than the rest of his family

hehehehe

what's with you and chopsticks.................

.......................is ange stuck in a room in the mansion

someone/thing ate someone's finger AND people heard it so WHOS THAT WHO GOT THEIR FINGER BITTEN OFF

(takes notes)

.............................................................

was one beatrice we've seen just grandpa's delusions.........

TAKES NOTES........... HE DID FORGET HER

WAIT WHAT? THE PORTRAIT HAS ONLY BEEN THERE THE YEAR BEFORE LAST? BUT? THE EPITATH? HASNT THE PORTRAIT BEEN THERE SINCE THE PARENTS' TIME?

BIG THINKY......................

BUT.............. BUT............................... hm

.....................huh?

so who's the heartless and who's the nobody

so.... so was player!beatrice different from big sis!beatrice. like two distinct beings

uuurgh head hurty from thinking about the Implications im done for today

is big sis everyone's delusions and legends given form, and little sis is the rules of the game (which somehow existed 6 years ago?) and together they form Beatrice

yyyyeaaaah i think they will eventually become the beatrice we knew, thru time travel

yeah so if we assume beatrice's old pranks were done by the real culprit, this eliminates a few suspects already

erika: hey maria-san? santa doesnt fucking exist

OMG THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIIIIIING

WAAAAAAAAAAH SCARY FACE

😔

no shut the fuck up erika............... i believe...................

(smash voice) SAKUTARO JOINS IN

(looks at the camera)

george: im a nice guy and i treat women right so why dont they like me

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE A "george: im a nice guy but women dont like me and they prefer chads like battler" JOKE NMADSJHMDSJKHSDJHKSD

i just blacked out what happened

HJKXZJKHJKSLKJLSLKSDLKKLDSLK:S

"let me be frank" is what you say before you absolutely eviscerate someone im at the edge of my seat

typical virgin thoughts, george

im roasting george but im proud of him for growing up. doesnt always happen and then they start hating women and hoarding hand sanitizer and selling it for 20$ a bottle

uuuuuh unless battler starts talking about men's pecs and jessica starts blushing around women then HARD DISAGREE but i see what she means

GHJDSHJKDJKJKDESJK STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

george starts talking about girls' breasts size and eva immediately disowns him

also this whole "shannon and battler talked and i was jealous" happened like..... six years ago? ok?

shannon: things only a couple can make..... like...... like a really cute animal crossing town?
george: (smitten) yes shannon. like a really cute animal crossing town

actually no its more like
shannon: things only a couple can make.... like.... (blushes and hides her face)
george: yes shannon. like a really cute animal crossing town
shannon: oh thats what you meant

JHKSDJHSDJKDKLJS "overflowing with masculine charm"

see THATS couple goals. kanon and jessica get on THIS level

sorry erika, unlike you battler has figured out this story is in the romance section

it IS true that so far this ep has had a lot of love oriented scenes.... shannon/george, jessica/kanon, and kanon+shannon which makes me hope this wont only focus on romantic love

oh yeah theyre fighting to prove which love is stronger.... sorry kanon

um, the game rarely used the world "sin" except for um

jessica/kanon time 🙄

ange out here asking the right questions

beatrice... have you.... taken cold medecine before?

yellow's back....

hey jessica its time to get Angy

she liked you way before you started liking her, dumbass

A CHAPTER BREAK..........

anyway so the brooch means only kanon or shannon can make their love "real", whatever that means, and so thats why theyre fighting over which love is stronger. ok

POINTS

🎶 NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART 🎶

whether battler eats one or doesnt, /im/ the one whos gonna be fed

YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YE

WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beatrice: father i made some cookies c:
genji: (looks at battler) sir
battler: i fucking hate sweets.
genji: (gets a baseball bat) sir

I READ THIS AS "VIDEO GAME" AND IM SO FHJKDHJFDKJKLFHDJKJDFKLJHSDFLKJ

beatrice: hi there father sweetie i made some cookies for you
battler: im playing halo right now. i dont have time for your fuckin cookies

:'^0 @ that last sentence

HELL YEAH GRANDMA TELL HIM

battler, sniffling and turning away to hide his tears: beato would never bake me cookies

hehehe wow battler you're fucking up so bad even your little sister who idolizes you is like "ok what the fuck"

you find this in my room on the wall after the end of the world

OH OKAY BATTLER DIDNT CREATE HER BEATO DID ALL BATTLER DID WAS PUT HER ON THE BOARD

small changes

imo she didnt create it she just removed/duplicated that part of her at some point (before the first game? early on)

if beatrice felt betrayed by battler at some point she probably didnt want those feelings anymore

just recreate my comic bro i believe in you

jkhdshkdjuskhsjkds awwwww he cant write her very well

:'^)

yeah he totally forgot her and magic didnt he

exactly the opposite? battler, are you a piece made from the real battler?

awwwwwwwwww

no items 2v2 final destination to prove which love is stronger

OH ITS LITERALLY A TEST yeah jessica and kanon stand no fucking chance

test: george, what is shannon's most precious memory and why
george, immediately: the time she and i looked at the sky, after our first date, because it made her realize how vast the world is when im with her
test: good. kanon, what is jessica's favorite color
kanon: ..........um

like yeah george would die and kill for shannon and vice versa. kanon maybe would but jessica? jessica???? doubtful

jessica: yeah kanon i like you in a cute highschool way and not in an intense romance way sorry i gotta dip

OH IS THE BROOCH THE TWINS?

HELLO! YOU WERE HERE WHEN MY SON GOT MARRIED TO ERIKA! YOU'RE ON MY SHIT LIST!

furfur and zepar........................

OHOHOHOHOHO? also thats an extreme thigh gap go off demons

ssssssssssoooooooooooo without the brooch the furniture will die? disappear? will stop being loved somehow?

bc right now theyre saying the furniture left will "leave the island" which is probably a euphemism for "will die". damn wait can furniture only exist on the island in the real world somehow? maybe?

CHICK BEATO IS PARTICIPATING?

OUTTA THE WAY GEORGE AND SHANNON IM ROOTING FOR /HER/

damn chick beatrice you watch eva? are you kin with rei

ERIKA DO YOU LOVE DLANOR or do u mean that love is magic and magic is fake therefore love is fake

awwww erikaaaaaaaaaaa did a man cheat on you and thats why youre such a binch?

YEAH IVE BEEN THINKING THE WHOLE TIME THAT ITS RLY EASY TO TAKE THIS BACKWARDS TOO

even in this game we have a lot of examples of "i loved them so i didnt notice/didnt wanna see/ignored the truth"

its midnigWOAH there was a glass break sound before the clock stopped dingdonging

truly a gentleman

is the test actually george and jessica telling their parents theyre in love with servants. whats chickto's test

I GASPED ALOUD

I MEAN I GET THE SENTIMENT BUT THERE ARE MAYBE GENTLER WAYS OF SAYING THIS, GEORGE!!!!

W O W GO OFF GEORGE BUT ALSO THATS YOUR MOM!!!!

I MEAN HE IS MOSTLY RIGHT BUT I ALSO DO THINK SHE WANTS HIM TO BE HAPPY AND THATS HOW SHE IMAGINES HIS HAPPINESS TO BE!!!!!! SHE'S WRONG BUT I DO THINK SHE WANTS THE BEST FOR HIM!!!! DUDE!!!!! THATS YOUR MOM!!!! HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!!!

im sorry thats my "i love my mom" side jumping out george is (mostly) valid

bro thats your mom.....

wow he was so mean eva straight up disappeared

OMG BATTLE? BATTLE?!? IS GEORGE GONNA BATTLE WITCH EVA????!?!?!??!?!?!!?

EVA doesnt actually look like a 9yo in this sprite style which is nice

THATS NOT HER TRUE NATURE STOP BEING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

(also as a side note eva is very much not a Good mom, i just didnt expect george to react so coldly and it surprised me a lot!!!! he's in the right!!!!!!)

anyway back to george kicking his witch mom's ass

who is jessica gonna fight i wonder

its time george. destroy her

knowledge is power...... france is bacon

OOOOOOOOOOO

aw dude dont say that, the last time you said that you died and then they made fun of you, after you were already dead

WAIT HOW DO YOU /REMEMBER/

......................george did you actually kill your mom irl

you know most people just move out but im slowly learning you dont do things by halves

wait so its a game inside the game. gameception?

oh ok. do the pieces' lives continue though

OH SO THEY JUST PICKED AN ACTUAL UNIVERSE AT RANDOM AND TOLD HIM TO KILL SOMEONE THERE SO I GUESS LIFE DOES GO ON?

chapter breaks kept breaking... as they went from one dimension to another.... one fragment to another perhaps....?

like it broke when kanon brought jessica to the game place and again when george went in and out of the game fragment. is it just for this. or have the breaks been signifying jumping from one fragment to another the whole time

jessica are you gonna fucking kill kyrie.

W O W

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

george: the strength of my love is that ill kill my mother, who signifies home and childhood for me, so that i can be reborn as a better man.
jessica: the strength of my love is that ill uuuuuuuuuuh kill whoever. im not a nerd like george i dont need metaphors

hey weirdly enough you found the best person to ask "what would you do for the one you love" bc kyrie has STORIES

kyrie.... she wasnt like other girls.... she was /smart/

THE FEAR OF VEHICLES............................................. ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER......................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH SHIT ARE WE GETTING KYRIE'S BABY BACKSTORY

HEY KYRIE SAY IT!!!!!!! SAY SOMETHING IMPLYING THE BABY LIVED MAYBE PERHAPS

she said the d-word SHE SAID THE D-WORD

IS BATTLER A DELUSION..................................... no that would be too out there BUT WHAT IF...................................

wrow..................

i mean my guess is on "no" but that would be boring

😮

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIGHT

yeah that lie was pretty dumb, and also you dont have a book with you. come on now

i dont like jessica's eyes

KYRIE-SAN ITS TIME TO AWAKEN YOUR MAGICAL GIRL POWERS PLEASE

JESSICA KEEPS MAKING A GUN RELOADING SOUND WHEN SHES ABOUT TO ATTACK AND THATS VERY SCARY

its almost cute how kyrie loses it when she sees magic out of nowhere she becomes 100% uwawawawa

UWAWAWA?

ENVY GIRL JUST ATTACKED JESSICA

AND JESSICA CALLED RONOVE EARLIER

IS THIS......... A "STAND" BATTLE

how come kyrie remembers her too............................................................ what the fuck is going on

are past games appearing as dreams to the 18 or was she being metaphorical

why are jessica's eyes weird and why is she acting weird! george wasnt acting weird before! jessica are you fucking POSSESSED????????

NEW SONG!!??!?!?!

?!?!?!?!?! THE SONG

SHE DID HAVE A THING DURING THE BATTLE WITH ENVY WHERE SHE COULD SEE IN SLOW MOTION

NGH...??!? KYRIE-SAN WAITED SO LONG.... THAT HER POWER BECAME..... TIME ITSELF?!?!?!?!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😔

jessica i dont like you anymore

i was asked for a ranking (subject to change) so right now my faves are chickto, battler, beatrice, kyrie and idk... shannon, and least faves are actually just jessica oops. and emogirl

the rest are either "i feel nothing" or "i kinda like you i guess" or "youre a piece of shit but i like how you've been written"

kanon is at the bottom too but he survives by being a cute anime boy who says shit like "I JUST WANT TO LIVE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WEH"

ROSA IS GIVING ME MARIA'S FATHER LORE?!?!

oh nevermind kanon is gonna kill her before i get that sweet lore. kanon youre now at the bottom

NEVERMIND YOU'RE OKAY KANON

me: wow kanon killed rosa really quickly and peacefully. this test went really fa
maria: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (MURDERS KANON)

YOU DARE KILL HER MAMA?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!

dont you DARE kill maria ill kill you

hehehe thats a really funny name for a magic shield

shannon youre even LESS allowed to kill maria because i like you and i dont want you to do it

YEAH THIS REALLY SOUNDS LIKE THIS ISNT A GAME AND THEYRE ALL GONNA BE DEAD ACTUALLY

😔 maria............ sakutaro.................

ok i know it wont happen bc it cut to natsuhi but if battler was chickto's target i wouldve lost my fucking shit

heheh nice job reminding me of this, game, but it wont work against chickto

oh, oh, ooooooooooooooh,

see now i dont think thats QUITE the truth

oh

HE LOOKED AT HER FOR A SECOND AFTER THIS SCREEN WAAAAAAH

wait im just realizing the implications of chickto participating. chickto are you furniture

BATTLER SENT IN THE STAKE OH MY GOD OG MY GOD OHG DMDYE FKHD SDFUKBHJDFBDFS GJGJHDSFVGHDSVGUFVDCSDH

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

🎶 NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART 🎶

small gasp.......

(looks at the camera for a really long time)

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

..........................................oh shit is this the roulette. the key. the ones chosen by the key. has this been how the first twilight happened the whole fucking time. no. no. nope

oh god thats gonna be the whole murders this ep. thru the love game

yeah i get it its a romance story

ok im done for now. maria replaces shannon in my ranking

back at it. my son is here

my son left.... i just started the game..... come back what did i do

hm, i channelled beatrice for a second there

erika wont make the detective proclamation.... which means she could be a suspect. truly did not think this through

oh wait i need to remember the start of the ep which means erika will win AND marry my son. truly despicable. truly a tragedy

battler isnt here and he's not the one who'll find out the bodies. weird

does piece!battler know i love him

"what about player!battler" not stupid. not my adorable son

ok the six in the love game did die, and i sure hope the players lose their minds over it. pretty sure they thought there wouldnt be any consequences for THEM

GUN DADS! (woo oo)

oh shit all the moms died................................ rip moms

OH SHIT IF YOU CONSIDER MARIA SAKUTARO'S MOM THEN ALL MOMS......... DIED.......... RIP MOMS

haha awww rudolf got sad and dropped the gu(SCREAMS LIKE A LADY IN AN OLD TIMEY HORROR MOVIE)

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIECE!BATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I NEVER GOT TO TELL HIM............................... I NEVER GOT TO TELL HIM HE WAS DUMB AS HELL..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A-AND NOW...........................................

i need a minute. my son

its rly funny bc i saw rudolf drop his gun and i was like "haha sorry your wife's dead lol" and then............... the massacre

also (puts a finger in my ear like i got an earpiece) someone in the studio is telling me something i did not realize.
ITS A MOTHERFUCKIN DAD EPISOOOOOOOOOOOODE (AIRHORNS)

heheh so either chickto or battler killed him, and in that second one that would indeed make it a suicide

battler honey sweetie cherry pie do you need to talk maybe?

i can also tell this is the "pity erika" episode. the game's gonna have to try real hard to make me feel for her. but i trust the game

well see it sure looks that way and i would believe you but also i know i have two whole episodes to go after this so yknow yknow yknow

oh my ghod oh my gyod oh mndsy god oh my god. thats my son

sorry he put his finger on his chin while thinking and i was filled with love

haha awww (pinches his cheeks) dont do shit like that again i need to concentrate on the game

awww dangit we dont get to see how the love players reacted to the deaths

this is an interesting situation game wise rn bc the main character, battler, is all knowing, and so we're following an antagonist, erika, while she tries to figure out battler's puzzles. am i supposed to root for her, am i even supposed to figure out the murders rn

this is all a subtle plan to make me empathize with erika.... by making me see the world thru her eyes.... i will not be fooled this easily

i may not be good at mysteries but i am pretty good at narratives!!!! cant catch me erika thoughts i am p r o t e c t e d

i do think the mystery culprits this time are the same as the fantasy culprits.... but i wonder how

urrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhh

SPONGEBOB CAVEMAN POSE

WAZZAT MEAN

CARRY BEATRICE OFF THE GAME BOARD...... OR CARRY CHICKTO OFF THE GAME BOARD?

i think this still works with my "battler brought beatrice to life and forgot and she kinda lost her existence bc she needs battler to Believe" theory or whatever. the game is to remind him so she can live? leave? with him? maybe? perhaps?

dfsjkhndkjsjksdd awwwww

....wait maybe the ppl participating in the love game arent actually game 6 pieces but like, Actually Them. that would explain the "yeah dw the people you kill are in different fragments" but its game 6 so maybe its not game 6 them i sound like a crazy person

sounds like someone whos only read romeo and juliet

............wait what was that about having his family killed over and over again? was that you? wasnt it beatrice?

i mean she does win this episode so dont be so mean to erikSHIT NO I MEAN YEAH, WHY BOTHER

also doesnt the fact that the twins officiate the wedding between erika and battler mean that erika participates and wins

wait so. i understand that proving magic is real was beatrice's victory condition. but was it her true goal all along? bc the way hes saying it makes it feels like that was her true goal all along, or at least he believes it is. i forgot what i was trying to say

this game makes me feel like i almost have all the pieces of the puzzle but im still scratching at a closed door like "hints please, hints pretty please"

hm

AW GEEZ COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE STILL AS STUPID AS BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BEING SOFT TOWARDS POSSIBLE ENEMIES TO LOVERS GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh im just realizing now this is a Cousins Battle

ohohohoho?!

i really need the cousins to fight. ive been waiting for this since ep 4

WHICH ONE IS WHICH THOUGH I NEED TO KNOW

oh my god are they really gonna play rock paper scissors

his rival spot is already taken, erika. stop embarassing yourself

battler already has a kismesis and its beatrice so erika you can just STEP OFF

wait what

wait what.......... the people in the next room over are the... rest of the people.... is she implying theres a new person. come on. please

i checked everyone off theres no one missing

i mean, erika is in the hallway so dont say "everyone"

but erika isnt..........

yeah i was also thinking that. tbh "fake corpses" have been mentioned too much lately, and also battler is the only one we havent seen die during the love game

ok my brain is overheating so im done for today but anyway battler will 100% make a logic error at some point

back at it. famous last words

he's not on the bed............

thats a good line...........

idk just kill erika shes not even a detective this time around

your experiences are not universal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

step OFF, ERIKA!!!!!!

did battler do it............

ITS VALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!

damn even blondie is like "bro that was cool as hell"

oh kyrie is inside now i guess

😦

OH NO OH NO OH NO WAS KYRIE'S ROOM WHERE SHE WAS KILLED SEALED

NO SHE USED UP ALL HER SEALS but dlanor can only use the red truth when its related to seals????

whatever this is, its something that erika probably did to all the bodies. erika did you stab every body or something

ALL OF THEM?????????????????

OH THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO BATTLER DURING THE WEDDING, A LOGIC ERROR HAPPENED AND HE'S STUCK IN HIS MIND FOREVER

knox's 9th???

7th? BUT BATTLER ISNT THE FUCKIN DETECTIVE THIS TIME WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

oh yeah nvm i misunderstood and i was right she did kill everyone

lmao thats why she checked the corpses so fast she was just like (enters the room) (stabs) (goes out the room)

she cut everyone's heads off erika what the fuck.........

anyway yeah battler's toast

omg this means battler didnt kill anyone in this game!!!! my son thats so like you but thats so dumb!!!!! of course erika saw that shit coming!!!!!!

so wait is battler's trick the way ppl "died" in the first game. no one "died" they just faked it the whole time. no way

yeah no one can save battler bc everyone is in a closed room

oh noooooooooooooooo................................

oh yikes

is this episode already over. its only the first twilight wHAT ABOUT THE LOVE GAME

um,,,,,,,

thATS WHAT THE INTERLUDES WERE ABOUT, BATTLER TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CLOSED ROOM!!!!!!!!

oh no the interludes were blondie's............

i mean ;_; but also yessssssssssssssssssss

its okay chickto it'll give you just enough time to become beatrice again

aw ;_;................................ cry me a river

ok holy shit

cool anyway. what now

1. the love game is still happening?!?! and 2. BATTLER AS YOUR GREATEST ENEMY?!?!

what. what. whats the hint

i mean rn my brain is just "beatrice should be the one to open the door" lmao

aw shit well the game is asking me to think so im giving myself (sets a timer) five minutes

five minutes are up. here are my two theories
-get beatrice to save you
-break the wall down

or also: just close the chain from outside. im sure its doable if youre a gamer grrrrl like me

blondie thats so romantic

oh my gyyuiofvdfkjdsljkfsood erika youre so fucking stupid

lamdba: i was in hell for so long, i dont even know how long it was.... i could see no escape. no hope. it was only a miracle that i escaped the despair that i was in
erika: hm. my boyfriend cheated on me once

CACKLES

CACKLES ERIKA YOURE SO FUCKING DUMB

lambda: bern is the witch of miracles. she had to wait for her miracle for so long... she probably resents that title, and-
erika, seeing bern and running towards her: omg master!!!!! master!!!! lambda was telling me all about your past as a witch of m i r a c-
bern:

wuh oh

aw geez louise its wedding time

[disgust]

OK I WONT LINK THE SCREENCAP BUT [DISGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] [CONTEMPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] [HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

CRIES FROM LAUGHTER YES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS HILARIOUS THANK YOU

game: and soon.... battler would be caught in a second closed room
me: yeah, yeah, uh huh,
game: a closed room....................................... called marriage
me: OH MOOD

HBJSAHJGSDJHHSJK

oh my god was i right? will beatrice storm in at some point and end the marriage?

oh yeah the marriage twins gave some tips i need to see if i can find them

hm okay that was super duper helpful thank you so fucking much

is this literal vision like i need to remember what was in the room because i love the game so much? or is it a "add some emotion into it and youll figure it out"? IS IT THAT BOTH BEATRICES CAN ONLY FUSE THRU THE POWER OF LOVE (duh) AND THATS HOW THEYLL FIND AN ESCAPE?

trying to remember what was said about the room's layout and 1. the bed was comfortable 2. something something it's nice in there? like its comfy warmth wise? did it have an air conditioner or was that only krauss' room

whatever ill just watch the kanonica vs shannorge battle

i said "HUH?" aloud

OH i cant read i read it was a kanon vs jessica battle. yeah this makes sense

aw shit though. it means its possible kanon will win. and kanonica will win. i dont want this

(puts a finger in my ear like ive got an earpiece) a trusted friend has just told me the solution "might be too obvious" so either theyre saying im very smart OR theyre saying im very dumb. either way i love them and i will start thinking dumber/smarter for a minute and a half

is it the bed because thats where you do the do. is the bed the answer

be honest though who figured out the answer before the game spelled it out for you (aka 10 screens before the reveal)

does it have something to do with the love fight and how you gotta fight for love? is punching the door the answer

GUN FIGHT?!?!?!

guys i really think shannon will die. i think kanon's reflexes are faster UNLESS you consider the fact that she wanted to become human way earlier than kanon. but also thats why she'll lose. because for once he chose faster than her

is the escape death

......................is the escape death.

romeo and fucking juliet

im not saying the escape is death im just saying this would be cool and would go with the Themes and also i would love to see beatrice burst into the room saying "battler i found it!!! i found the answer!!!" and he's dead

thats.... thats not the number i wouldve chosen

why 19....................... 18 is right here................ 6, even..............

oh. oh? oh. okay

beatrice is 19?

wait what if both shannon and kanon get hit

WAIT WHOS YOUR FATHER ISNT IT KINZO. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT DONT SHOOT WAIT

IS (GASP) IS BATTLER YOUR FATHER? DID BATTLER CREATE YOU? YOU USED THE WORD "SIN" HEY WAIT DONT SHOOT HEY WAIT WAIT WAIT

i mean you usually both die but okay,

oh no theyre not gonna finish the sentence are they

oh, okay.

ronove and co are saying to solve the other rooms' closed rooms but nah.

ok we're dropping in so i guess its a yah

....is it really the guesthouse's rooms. i really should have been thinking dumber

why would he, but YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ok goodI MEAN, NOT GOOD

um, ok

even theater witch is like "yo what the fuck"

sounds like my death theory could be correct

its wedding time...........................

blue bunny Gets it

envy said that (BIG THINKY)

ok so multiple characters are saying that the solution has to do with beato's heart.... so is it like the illusion of the witch part or the how they met part or

yeah son tell her

erika putting the diamond ring on battler's finger is uh

the cymbalism doesnt escape me because i am very smart.

yeah thats my SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she put a ring on it 😔

oh. are shannon and kanon two halves of the same person

does one of the beatrices need to kill the other to fuse

its gun time

what kinda ditzy shit

yyyyYEYEYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh shit its not certain yet bc now she needs to shoot him

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

reunion...?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

wait wait wait chickto no

no.......................................

oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my g

YELLS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS DOES BEATRICE LOOK LIKE THAT BECAUSE BATTLER SAID ONCE THAT BLONDE RUDE GIRLS ARE HIS TYPE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?????!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!?!????????????????????????????????!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

BEATRICE MENTIONED HIS TYPE BACKJ IN EPIOSDE 4 I AM /Y E L L I N G/ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucked up. absolutely fucked up. i shouldve seen this coming i had all the fucking hints. bro

i need a fvucking second,

(sighs deeply and puts my head in my fucking hands)

okay what the fuck is this shit though.

so.... so beatrice.... wasnt named beatrice before. and didnt look like beatrice. and this proto-beatrice. divided her soul in two? gave it to the ghost/big sis? and peaced out? elsewhere? leaving beatrice to love battler?

who's this proto-beatrice.... ill call her.... prototrice

what the fuck did battler do to make someone go "yeah i was betrayed SO DEEPLY i dont just want to stop loving him. i want this love OUT, but at the same time i want this love TO GAIN A FUCKING PERSONALITY THAT HE WOULD LIKE"

..........................................................what

WAS %TEHG ESOLUTION MAGIC THE WHOLE FUYKCING TIEM!~??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

i am doing. breathing exercises.

proud of you, chickto.

im exhausted my head hurts. those twists really got me

hell yes.

a little too late but still

yeah.................. yeah.......................... yeah................................................................

:'^0

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

DEATH SENTENCE DLANOR...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:^000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

HEHEHEHEHEHE

a duel! a duel!!!!!

;w; omg shes acting so well too..........

everyone: chickto can only become beatrice.... after a thousand years
chickto: yeah nah (becomes beatrice in two days)

KANON,,,,,,,,,,,

looks at the camera

(GASP) KANON IS SAVING BATTLER

JUST LIKE THE THEORY AN HOUR AGO....... THAT I SAID WAS SILLY................................................

:'^(

:''''''''''''''''''''''''^(

ok i actually teared up here, fuckin sue me

kanon-kun.............................................................

im sorry i thought you were as boring as white bread for the past few episodes, kanon-kun

(squints but thats because i got rain in my eyes)

read: "BE FUCKIN SMARTER, BATTLER"

>:?

>:???????????????????????????????

the closet? idk? what place

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh yeah ep 3 shit yeah. anyway Fs in the chat for kanon-kun

PISTOLS?

ANOTHER GUN FIGHT...........

(loser flag's ding dong)

dlanor you could do so much better

see at least erika gets it. anyway i wish you both happiness, but not for too long. for the next ten minutes

thats amore.............................

new song.............

see its been long enough since the Good News so im ready for the game to throw me a curveball of despair

oooooooooh LOVE RIVALS FIGHT

....................................................girl do you not remember why battler lost or

ok nvm erika is really overthinking this so this SHOULD be okay

OK NVM ERIKA IS REALLY OVERTHINKING THIS SO THIS SHOULD BE OKAY

oh wow chickto got her

oh wow.......................... who knew............. that the villain would win............... out of nowhere.................... at the end of the episode.......................

OH SHIT ACTUALLY NVM THERES NOTHING IN THE CLOSET WOOP WOOP

wait so wheres kanon

oh its really magic. ok

WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

SON BOY IS HERE

ALRIGHT!!!!!! NOW GIVE ME WHIPLASH. GIVE ME DESPAIR

aw shit i still gotta figure out the puzzle? awwwwwwwwwww

bro she's right there................................

anyway it said something about erika's concept being denied soooooo what

oh hell yeah. hell yeah. hell yeah. make me pass out from narrative twistiness

sounds like both beato and battler are expecting to die so rip

SONG WITH LYRICS

oh it was the 17 ppl/18 ppl truth. im sure its a twist but my brain is too burned out for this

cwedits. im done playing for today im sure ill have very smart and relevant thoughts and theories tomorrWOHA THERE WAS A GLASS BREAK SOUND AFTER THE CREDITS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

WHY GLASS BREAK. WHY. WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ok so i reread and even WITH erika, that would still be only 17 people. so one more person is fake.

current theory is kanon and shannon make one ALSO WE FINALLY HAVE AN ACTUAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE ON THE ISLAND THEY WERE ALWAYS LIKE "less than xx people" BEFORE

back at it BEATO AND BATTLER ARE GETTING MARRIED?!?!?!

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

also you cant get married you havent even boned yet!!!! you cant marry someone you havent boned!!!!!!!

OH MY GGGGOOOOOD THEYRE MARRIED

her H U S B A N D.......................................

the rest of the family was disguised as goats wtf wtf wtf

i mean doubtful but yeah, are people free to go now, can they just live their lives? will they even want to?

brb new banner

if she comes back and battler's here i WILL cry

..........................this really feels like an ending and i am NOT buying it

oh ok thats when she dies. awwww

AWWW ELF LOOKIN OLD GUY WANTED ANGE DEAD

????? time

cat.........................

cat..........................?

emogirl................ bern.................... dont follow the cat.....................

oh no no no no no no no no no

is the cat eating blondie..........

is theater witch the final boss..................................

theater witch and i are very similar........... after we're done with a story we like to read the tvtropes page

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT MY SON HE'S SO HANDSOME HE LOOKS SO PRETTY OMG LET ME TAKE A PICTURE ILL POST IT ON FACEBOOK SO EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW HANDSOME MY SON LOOKS!!!!! AWWWWW

hm so as i understand it, bern will be writing the story however she wants as long as she answers the riddles n stuff. shes gonna be so mean. i hope battler and beatrice arent REALLY pieces and its just replicas

SONG WITH LYRICS

oh this is a bop

......................................................................OKAY,

SO IS THIS A FANFIC OR ARE THEY STRAIGHT UP REWRITING THE BOOK I WONDER,

OH RIP

everyone is saying its the last chance for me to write down my theories and shit. so except the beato stuff/sin stuff/battler stuff/epitath is there anything you guys want me to write about

ok well i leave everyone who read this livetweet my deepest love and support. its useless since ill be dead

ok ppl are saying what about the previous eps since i said maybe shannon and kanon are the same person. well uuuuum (opens questions arc)

well right now all im thinking is that shakanon must be an incredibly attractive nb person to be able to snatch george and jessica

is it someone with multiple personalities mayhaps? after that idk how to deduce the murder phases, like either they die and then the rest is false, OR their first death is fake and only the second death counts

there HAVE been moments where they were both in the same room and it was around normal humans so ummm. did they only address one of them when it happened?

there have been two different episodes where kanon's body disappeared........... is shannon's body the "real" one

OH SHIT? I CAN JUMP AHEAD? OK GUESS IM NOT STARTING EP 7 TODAY I GOT SOME SCENES TO FUCKIGN CHECK

oh thats perfect......................................

shit kanon also disappeared in ep 6 thats THREE times

................is there a different culprit for every case. that would make sense

IS KANON TRANS? DID I GO "haha kanon just wants jessica's life" AND MISS THE OBVIOUS CONCLUSION?

NAMES?

ok i was told to look at the first twilight first game so ill just go do that

also turns out the red UI was just for Spooky Effect huh

ok im there and nothing rly made me go "oh!" so i guess i missed it

theres that part where they dont say shannon's name until later for shock value, and that part where george didnt look at her face, but otherwise: shrugarooni

ok whatever. lemme give Thoughts on every character re: involvement and secrets

gohda, genji, nanjo: pretty boring. dont know much about them. ergo: THE MOST SUSPICIOUS ONES. esp nanjo bc they keep mentioning he could say false stuff re: deaths
kinzo: he dead i doubt he killed anyone

actually i dont have any other thoughts. kanon disappeared in ep 2 and it wasnt red truth'd that he was dead so thats SUSPICIOUS

oh yeah and then kanon "came back" so are you the cuplrit for ep 2 kanon? thats too obvious maybe

oh he was red truth'd as dead nvm

oh no do some of the murders have multiple culprits. yeah i cant do this i can only do that shit in phoenix wright games and i still need a walkthrough

cuz i do think eva killed a bunch on ep 3 but i also highly doubt she killed george and hideyoshi... so thats someone else?

just thinking about kanon+shannon and what this all means. shannon is like super Present and Visible and kanon is hidden but at the same time has this secret, deep desire to live? and while shannon loves kanon theres still this underlying "wish you'd just die so i can be happy"?

ok this scene in ep 3 has kinzo, beatrice, genji, shannon, kanon, ronove and gaap, which means that irl theres actually just two, max three people in there

squints at ronove addressing shannon first............ and its his first time meeting kanon..............

oh Okay

i did catch the "body" part the first time but i just assumed it was furniture stuff

oh... the love fight......

ok so genji's obviously gay and kanon seems very likely to be trans so (points at shannon) WHATS YOUR DEAL

Oh Okay

SO ARE YOU BOTH TRANS AND YOU'RE NOT LIKE, THE SAME PERSON, QUESTION MARK?

ok im done for today. i might keep rereading tomorrow for a little bit