YOU GUYS. I just saw the most wild thing! A man started walking toward the Girl Scouts cookie stand in front of the grocery store and he yelled “my bitches are BACK” and this Girl Scout just yelled “no. Walk away.” AND HE DID.
I still can’t process what I just saw. I don’t understand it at all. It was like witnessing the worst miscalculation he was bright red and just went back to his car. Everyone just stood in silence. This girl death stared him all the way through his walk of shame.
I need to vote for her for every office but I think she’s like 12.
I just went and talked to her (tried to buy cookies but couldn’t because cash only). I told her I was impressed with how she handled that dude and she just said with perfect comedic timing “you got learn to be pretty tough if you’re gonna go out in THIS outfit!”
*gotta
I was shaking while tweeting because I was so overwhelmed by the whole encounter. If it had been filmed it would have won an Academy Award.
Well this blew up. Here’s my soundcloud. girlscouts.org/en/cookies/all…
I wrote out the full story:
itjustgetsstranger.com/2020/03/girl-s…
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