Nothing exists. Not even life. Just like the dream content appears so real when you are dreaming, this [non]life is the dream content from another state of unconsciousness.
Come enrol in my #QuantumConsciousness Residential Program starting 32nd March. Raise your consciousness.
You, who is not really you, will go away from the Camp, poorer, stupider and insanely devoted to me.
Come hurry, sign up. First 10 sign-ups will get 420% discount besides a free little bell made of copper which will drive away all evil [except me].
HURRY!
On completion of the course, your relationships will deteriorate,you will learn self-love [because no one else can love you] and all reason will fly away fm you.
Let go of things that are in this world, yet not not of it. You are the chosen ones - the really stupid ones, come!
Rats!
Not a single sign-up till now.
I am doomed!
Gotta market this on facebook and whatsapp groups - folks on twitter are too stupid for this intelligent stuff :)
Who knows, this might work on tinder & bumble too 😈
Hurry Hurry Hurry - Offer closes before Corona Expires.
#QuantumConsciousness Camp, 3 days, starts 32nd March.
If you don't go back stupider [pre and post stupidity calibration will be done], FULL REFUND!
p.s: Dear God, intervene on my behalf - get a few idiots to sign up soon.
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