A lioness of the Iowa City community emailed this morning to what would have been her seder invitation list:
"With Passover just around the corner, I turned to one of my most trusted doctors, Dr. Seuss. The good doctor (of blessed memory) gave me these words to share /1
on social distancing during Passover.
'I do not want you in my house.
I do not want you or your spouse.
I do not wish to eat with you
At Seder one or Seder two!
Don't get me wrong,
I think you're nice.
Doctor Fauci
Gave out this advice, /2
"Ten Plagues are enough,
You don't need one more.
Turn away Elijah, the prophet,
If he shows up at your front door."
This year's only guests:
Father, mother, son, neighbor.
NEXT YEAR in Jerusalem,
We will say to each other. /3
From now on at each seder,
This story we'll tell,
Of how God saved his people
With a squirt of Purell!' /4
The email closed with her saying, "I am making gefilte fish and chopped liver and I would love to share it with you if you would like some. Just let me know. You can pick it up at ...' /end
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