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Apr 5, 2020, 23 tweets

Breaking News : UNESCO has just declared India's Prime Minister as the best Event Management expert in the world.

Go Corona, Corona Go...

Go Corona March at 9 PM in Azamgarh, UP

#9baje9mintues ke side effects.. Fire!

Corona Funeral Procession

I hope they burnt the effigy properly :)

Uniquely in India, COVIDIOTS are a bigger problem than the Virus itself..

Athawale is a GENIUS

He reads Indians even better than Modi. He just needs a better PR agency and he will be PM.

Fire near Solapur Airport.

Tell me again, why were crackers exploded?

BJP MLAs tend to be much more dumber than the voters that vote for them. It's a riddle🙄

This is the worst one yet.

A group of boys appear to be saying "Modi saheb told us to light diyas, see what happened to the farm"

It's in Marathi. Is that correct?!

A rally with Chinese lanterns in Bengal 🙄

Modiji must give this guy a Padma Bhushan for being the best Corona Warrior 😂😂

What a circus!

Corona Odi Po

Et Tu Tamilians? 🙄

Friendly neighborhood bonfire

Should we declare 'Go Corona' as our new anthem?

Its a telling sign of the time we live in where Athawale is the new Tagore!

Life needs more beaches and bonfires

Kanpur has no beach, so a bonfire to satisfy Modiji will do..

You can quarantine yourself for 21 days without stepping out for a minute

But this one disco dance is enough to infect the entire bunch if even one of them is infected

What form of Social distancing is this?

The Corona Dance..

Several houses gutted in a fire in Bihar because of crackers

Who will pay for this? Many families have lost everything because of this 9 baje gimmick!

Candle March ✅
Crackers ✅
Corona Dance ✅

Even after millions shouting 'Go Corona', if Corona doesn't go, what do we do next Modiji? #12baje12ghanta?

Please quote and reply which award Modiji must give to this loyal bhakt 😂

Elect a clown, expect a circus has gone to an altogether new level in India :)

Corona Bhoot

At-least, someone has a sense of humour :)

Massive Fire in Patna, Bihar

Firefighters dousing it. Again because of crackers!

Ok, that's it for today 😄

Bhakts, this maybe your next task. Better start preparing :)

#12BajeBathChallenge

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