Thread by @sisabet

Watching the Original Trilogy with @faneunice and she keeps saying:

“Genetic sexual attraction - it’s a thing!”

Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss

You know Han is thinking “Wookies are AMAZING kissers!”

Me: WHAT WAS THAT LOOK??

Becca: that look was acknowledging last night

I’ve been spending most of this movie explaining to Han and Leia how adding a baby to this dynamic is a very bad idea

We have now devolved into how angry I will be if they try to name Baby Yoda something that is not Baby Yoda.

I will flip a table

I can't even be mad about Lando though

This scene honestly explains a lot about how I ended up liking the things I like.

Underrated dismemberment tbh

As a kid getting his hand cut off and losing his light saber registered way more than this part.

How can a robot be his father?

Becca is being very smug right now

Do all my favorites eventually lose a hand??? AM I JUST REALIZING THIS NOW?

This how I feel when my boyfriend is frozen in carbonite and sold to a bounty hunter so like I can understand BOTH of their pain

Folks we have moved on to Jedi

9 year old me in the movie theater: I KNEW IT

Becca: you were 10
Me: I promise you I was not
Becca: I was 12 and you were 10
*looks up date*
Becca: HOLY SHIT IT WAS 83!
Me: I WAS 8 I WAS A LITTLE KID
Becca: no wonder I loved Ewoks so much!

8 year old me: Am I into Luke Skywalker like A LOT right now?

This honestly terrified me so much

Luke has really gotten better at all of this stuff, good for him I'm so proud

I'm so proud of all my children right now

Still your sister

Luke: Leia is my sister
Force Ghost Ben: Your insight serves you well

But did it Ben? DID IT REALLY?

Fucked up the thread

Fuck all adults who panned this, but murderous teddy bears were the high point of my childhood

Truly the high point of cinematic comedy, my friends, never to be outdone

Luke: You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it and... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia.
Leia: I know. Somehow, I've always known.

Really? SO YOU BOTH KNEW?

This is just setting up Baby's First Hurt/Comfort, tbh. I appreciate the effort though

Han: I love you
Leia: I know

YES! #LeiaRights #staychildfree #onlyraisedroids #trustme

So, I'm like super into Luke Skywalker

SUPER Disappointed as a kid at this reveal

TFW you find out you've been dating twins

Next up: EVERYONE DIES