Thread by @th3v0t4ry

First get a good, cheap bag. It should not look like it is for Minecraft though. It should look like any old bag a person would carry that isn’t doing Minecraft. Avoid camouflage and or military appearance. You can store trash bags to place over it to make it darker when needed.

Alright so the contents of this will be highlighted in group categories that I make up. People who hate Minecraft sometimes like to look at fingertips. Anything in here should should not be touched often, and wiped w/ WD-40 anytime they are handled, in case left in Minecraft.

Tissue sampling from Minecraft haters won't be likely, but be aware of this concern in case you play something more like CoD instead of Minecraft, or if you Minecraft real big. CoD haters are a lot more nosey into left behind items.

The main purpose of this bag. These items really help in Minecraft. We’ll talk about them in smaller groups in following tweets. Really simple shit. Sinple I mean

What’s missing here is maybe a Fat Max Fubar. I used it out of here sometime ago but suggest getting one, repainting it and placing inside. They’re good for less discrete Minecrafting or anytime you want some leverage or percussive capabilities.

This saw is seriously like the best thing here. The blades more than the handled frame. They cut through nearly anything in Minecraft and anyone can afford them.

You’ve seen these already. If you buy a set you might get ones with wider jaws. Whatever you get cut them down but leave enough of the steel handles to ride the inside of the antenna mast properly. Shit does still bend although not easily in short lengths.

In Minecraft! Those jawed things up there are Minecraft things. I’ve played this game a lot and know tons about Minecraft. Fml

Sometimes people like to spy on your Minecraft with little electronic eyes or maybe through windows. This spray has +10 obscurity powers.

Ah someone helped out. This is a Fat Max Fubar. Really good in Minecraft.

Smaller profile and with less resilient metal you have this uhh Minecraft thing. You can hit stuff with it. Don’t pry with it. Just hit only stuff though. Never people because it would hurt them. In Minecraft

Someone noticed something. It brings up a good point. You want to remember that Minecraft often occurs at night when it's dark. And it shouldn't wake people up with noises because that would be mean. They need to stay asleep!

Some games in Minecraft are tricky. Like this one where they place a telephone number pad outside portals to another dimension. You can use this magic light to see where they put their fingers though. Or use this magic pen on the numbers and come back later after they use it.

I’m not a mathematician but one explained to me that most puzzles in Minecraft have only a 4 digit answer. This means that if someone knew which digits there are only 24 possible permutations. If someone made a script, they could run that really easily and brute force the answer.

Often though Minecraft puzzles match dates, addresses, and birthdays. Strange coincidences for sure.

Speaking of magic Minecraft lights, this wand has three settings for each color and the tube surrounding the red can be tuned to however much light you need. A good headlamp works as well. Someone borrowed that and didn’t put it back in our Minecraft bag.

Someone skipped ahead and noticed something about my Minecraft kit. He's more experienced for this portion of the game. Get the tools he suggests if you can afford and want to practice this. I usually just Game Genie past this bullshit. It's tough.

These are the flat metal tools for Minecraft he was talking about. They’re for LARPing and being a noob who might try this part of Minecraft when not being lazy like me. They are difficult

These keys are magic in Minecraft. You can bump them while twisting and they sometimes open portals just like the tools before though they require experienced gamers. Noobs beware.

This funny looking dude gets so far when you squeeze his bulb. He can push portal cracks real wide in Minecraft. He’s a good friend. In Minecraft

These other things are helpful with Minecraft portals. Those plastic shapes can be made from laundry detergent bottles. The glue, mirror, and tape just find ways to be handy. The taped plastic can keep Minecraft portals from closing when you leave a place.

Minecraft world is silly. In that world firefighters get to force places to make portals the same way! They want people to escape if needed. The portals all open from the inside. This thing uses a little cable and helps them out of the fire if they can’t get the portal open. 😅

This takes some practice but you measure it from your side of the Minecraft portal. Then slide it under and catch the latch. Pull the attached cable an viola! You saved people from the fire like Minecraft firemen designed. Good job buddy.

That’s most of the stuff for portals and on the ground Minecraft stuff. Let’s look at what other gamers suggest.

This could be a good idea, but be careful gamers! Remember how we started our Minecraft talk, leaving things behind could make the game haters curious about who lost their things.

Good Minecraft tip. You might be able to find something in common, or even get to hold the answer for some time. Hinged boxes made of clay could get you most of what you need to solve a puzzle, but that makes people curious in Minecraft.

Back to the Minecraft bag. This rope helps you go up to new levels or down to the ground. It’s tied funny like this for a reason, but mostly to avoid tangles. The knots have funny names like bowline, monkey fist, and daisy chain.

Be like a Ninja Turtle! But make sure that only the finest Minecraft steel is used.

These would help you go up and down the rope in Minecraft. Be careful not to leave that rope!

I case you can’t double the rope around something, you can wrap this around something and the loop your Minecraft rope around this, leaving it behind instead. Cheap and easy to make.

If you rig the Minecraft bag correctly you can use its weight to feed out the rope. You should also keep things tied tightly so you stay quiet and don’t wake up people in Minecraft.