The invention of the Internet is ultimate proof that stupidity doesn't come from a lack of knowledge.
#Showerthoughts 1/5
Squirrels have long, thin tails that just happen to be bushy. If not for that, they would look just like rats. Rats everywhere.
#Showerthoughts 2/5
You always have teeth stuck between your teeth.
#Showerthoughts 3/5
Spiders invented 3D printing first.
#Showerthoughts 4/5
The less hair you have on your head, the more face you have to wash.
#Showerthoughts 5/5
If no customers complain about a bulletproof vest, it's either very good or very bad.
#Showerthoughts 6/5 BONUS
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