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National Security Affairs Analyst, Columnist, Lawyer. Trying to figure out solutions: National Security, Geo-Strategy, Comparative Law, History

Jun 11, 2020, 6 tweets

We miss you #Mavia but we treasure your valued gifts- we hereby present you the “Maalik of Chammb”. Ironically, he too was a headmaster before this assignment- how cute is the similarity with Burhan’s father. How can fate be any different, kiddo!

We welcome you Rana Sahib to Chammb... but with an advise- don’t u dare to fly any chopper. No it’s not about exploding mangoes- why waste mangoes, when our boys can do Ifthikar Janjua on you... Naah but we won’t- we will meet you in Chammb! #Mavia

And Rana Sahib, this time it will be more devastating for you than what it was in 1971. Notwithstanding your daydreams, we promise that Indian armed forces will run down*Muhammad Gafar* of Northen Light Infantry....I say chaps! #Mavia

At Chammb- Jaurian, we promise to do more Iftikhar Janjuas on you this time and we won’t leave you in one piece to allow you to name roads after your future Iftikhars or decorate them with Nishan e Haider, Hilal e Ju’rat, Sitara e Ju’rat , Tamgha e Ju’rat. #Mavia

But rest assured, the professional Indian Armed forces will give them the befitting burial- that will match one we gave to your fallen heroes from your own NLI during Kargil. #Mavia

BTW, India is blessed with Sehmat Khans everywhere- Sehmats who eat, drink and sleep that dream of #AkhandBharat and who will gladly befriend those fed up with Pakistani Military Inc. As Heer was to Ranjha, Chammb is to Jaurian- it will be ours yet again...Insha Ganesha! #Mavia

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