"I was having connection issues," is the new "I got stuck in traffic."
#showerthoughts 1/6
Rust is the mold of the metal world.
#showerthoughts 2/6
Scarecrows work on humans if you make them creepy enough.
#showerthoughts 3/6
There's a non-zero chance that the mosquito that just bit you will get trapped in amber and some future civilization will extract your blood and clone you.
#showerthoughts 4/6
Putting dirty clothes on is so much more unbearable than keeping dirty clothes on.
#showerthoughts 5/6
The townsfolk might have liked Belle from Beauty and the Beast more if she hadn't constantly danced around town singing about how boring they all were.
#showerthoughts 6/6
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