Time for a pulp countdown now, and today it's my top 10 weird drinks adverts!
Stand by for a world of sophistication... #PubsReopening
At #10: port! It's basically turbo-wine for getting through Christmas. Port & Pepsi however is an anytime pick-me-up...
At #9: Guinness! Liquid power that tastes... well let's just say there's a reason they don't sell it warm any more.
At #8: Rosé. It's kinda creepy...
At #7: Canadian whisky! Where's that hand going young lady?
At #6: Blatz! Liberace loves it, and that's good enough for me.
"I wish my brother George was here..."
At #5: Dry Sack! Ask any man for details.
At #4: Haig whisky! Chug! Chug! Chug!
At #3: vodka! The most important meal of the day...
At #2: Babycham! Look how happy he is!
And at #1: Jägermeister! It's just happy juice...
More pulp countdowns another time. I'll leave you in the capable hands of the Tennent's Lager Lovelies!
Sylvia says "drink responsibly..."
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