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*Be Fruitful and Multiply!* Retired Sr Scientist. Defense/Intelligence/BioMed/Philosophy, ~13 yrs each. Arrow of Time? Solved it.

Jul 15, 2020, 11 tweets

Isn't anybody wondering why Ivanka is doing Goya bean ads?

Because Goya is kin to Betsy DeVos.

And she's got 10 yachts for smuggling/White Slavery of the "orphans" her adoption agency sells on the black market.

And the drugs zip right past Customs, hidden in cans of beans.

If Ghislaine were the White Slavery kingpin, don't you think she'd have more money?

She's small-fry, being thrown under the bus to divert suspicion from the REAL kingpin of White Slavery - Someone with 10 yachts, 2 helicopters, and a "Yacht Scheduler".

Goya's products come and go from all over the world. Quinoa from Peru, coconut milk from Thailand...

What else comes from Peru and Thailand?

Cocaine from Peru. Opium from Thailand.

Where does Ivanka have her clothes made?

Where do massage parlors get their workers?

Before the US-Vietnam War, it was called the "French IndoChina War".

France got sick of the casualties and just left.

That worried some VIPs in the NY Mob, which relied on the Golden Triangle's opium for their heroin business.

The VIPs leaned on the US gov't to take over.

We couldn't fight the war w/o the GIs wading thru poppy fields noticing something stunk, so we made it all about Vietnam and kept it as a cover story for the REAL war over opium.

Hence hand-picked troops going on Long-Range Patrols - Into Laos, Cambodia, and Thailand.

Back then, the raw opium was inserted inside Burmese gum rubber "boules", 10' across. Each was weighed and numbered, then shipped to Marseilles, where they make tires, inner-tubes, and heroin.

The boules were smuggled to Marseilles, France, where it was cooked into heroin.

The heroin would arrive at the NYC docks, and the Customs Inspectors fell into two categories - on-the-take, and dead.

The inner-tubes w/ the heroin inside were identified by serial numbers. The mob collected the heroin and shipped it all over.

But JFK decided to exit Vietnam.

Two weeks later, he was dead.

But what's this got to do with heroin smuggling?

Jackie Kennedy married Aristotle Onassis.

After seeing Bobby get assassinated.

Knowing what she knew...

She made the smartest move, ever, and retreated to Onassis' Greek island home on Skorpios.

Smart woman!

They killed JFK and RFK, but she figured out the one person on Earth who wasn't scared of them, and that they couldn't touch.

Onassis, the shipping magnate who the Mob counted on to smuggle the opium to France, and the heroin to NYC.

NOBODY WOULD DARE F*K W/ HIM.

The Mob realized that they had a weak spot in their operation - The smuggler owned their pipeline.

So they divested their supplies (growing poppies in Mexico), branched-out their products (coke, crack, meth, girls), and relied more on US dealers and more robust distribution.

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