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TMI tweets about tech and mom life. ex-engineer turned fintech nerd. Investing in @olincollege alumni with @parcelbvc and in women with @xfactorventures

Jul 17, 2020, 5 tweets

ugh I tried to cook dinner last night (because doesn’t this look SO GOOD!) and it was so fucking hard and I was so resentful. Nothing kills my appetite faster than cooking. it put me in such a bad mood I got into bed at 9pm and listened to clubhouse while shopping for sweatpants

the salmon was raw and undercooked and the brocollini (WHICH IS COOKED TOGETHER IN THE SAME PAN) was all burnt?

I would have just tossed the whole thing in the trash but my boyfriend said gently Maia, it’s ok, I can fix this

but also HOW just abandon it

anyway now I’m starving because I didn’t have dinner last night but I have too much PTSD to go into the kitchen

what even is parchment paper? I don’t have. is that why the food didn’t work on the pan sans paper?
why are there many different types of basil to choose from the recipe just says “basil”?

my boyfriend says the broccolini leaves burnt because they stuck out; how to cram them in?

how is this 20-30 minutes I spent AT LEAST that long just mashing blueberries with a fork (?!?) and grinding salt and pepper to put on everything

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