Thread by @genenisperos

To relax my mind and avoid an impending Irene+Seulgi addiction, I followed @Probotype's advice.

I also dedicate this to @jedmarcueto, my adopted kid and Kpop guardian.

For a few hours last night, my daughter once again schooled me on Kpop music.

I will NEVER be the same again.

(G)I-DLE

Anak: Comeback vid nila eto.
Me: Bakit, nawala ba sila nang matagal?
Anak: Hindi.
Me: Nagbreak-up ba sila tapos nagkabalikan?
Anak: Di din.
Me: Eh bakit sila my comeback?!

#DefinitionOfTermsBiteMe

Dreamcatcher

Anak: Eto, Tay, baka magustuhan mo.
Me: Bakit?
Anak: Medyo rock at medyo fantasy.
Me: Ha?!
(Also me: Parang gusto kong magsuot ng trenchcoat at mag-hunting ng undead using my katana.)

#BakitKayaNiyaNaisipYun

Everglow

Me: Ano title ng kanta nila
Anak: "Dun-dun"
Me: Ha?!!!
Anak: Tay, just think how wany times nila sinabi yung "dun dun" sa buong kanta.
Me: Ok.

#WhoKnew?

MAMAMOO

Anak: Tay, ito favorite ni Kuya.
Me: Ano name nila?
Anak: MAMAMOO
Me: Ano?!
Anak: (Very slowly) MA-MA-MOO
Me: Ow?
(Also me: This will be an awkward answer to many questions.)

#Mothers

EXID

Me: Ilan sila?
Anak: Lima.
Me: Bakit parang apat lang yung nakikita ko?
Anak: Absent yung isa.
Me: Aaaaaaahhhhh.

#PwedePalaYun

CLC

Me: Sino naman yan?
Anak: CLC
Me: May ibig sabihin ba ang CLC?
Anak: Crystal Clear
Me: Pano naging CLC ang Crystal Clear?!!!

#DiKoKinaya

So in the end, it was a binge-worthy musical trip.

Sadly, I am stuck with Naughty and that other MV with a crazy good choreo, Nunu Nana.

Don't judge me. The LSS is bad enough.

But any reason to just break out into a song and dance with my daughter is worth that hum. 😁🥺🤨