There are really only two options here:
1) A partisan loyalist is dutifully doing his part to sabotage our electoral democracy at Trump's behest
or
2) He's so bad at this that the official #LouisDeJoy biopic will be a Will Farrell comedy called MASTER OF THE POST
but ofc seeing no explanation whatsoever for this blatant destruction of millions of dollars worth of USPS property for no other possible purpose than to sabotage the mail I guess we're never getting that movie (which I now very much want to see)
vice.com/en_us/article/…
#LOUISDEJOY (Farrell): do we really need all these "sorting" machines
USPS GUY: sir
D: don't care for them. waste of space, rip 'em out
UG: that's how do we do the mail
D [mocking]: ohh aren't we fancy. what are these for then
[DEJOY grabs UG's hands & slaps him in his own face]
#LOUISDEJOY (Farrell): wait. eliminating OT, firing senior leadership, & destroying sorting machines was... *bad* for the mail?
USPS GUY: the worst for the mail, sir
D: and we'll never get those ballots in on time?
UG: not a chance
D: what have I done. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
IN A WORLD
where the post is past...
and the mail is malleable!
ONE MAN DARES ASK
"What if mail... but slower?"
MASTER OF THE POST
starring
WILL FARRELL
as #LouisDeJoy
COMING TO THEATERS
3-5 DAYS LATER THAN YOU EXPECTED
but seriously folks, this is not a drill
"Multiple sources... have personally witnessed the machines, which cost millions of dollars, being destroyed or thrown in the dumpster. USPS did not respond to a request for comment."
vice.com/en_us/article/…
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