Thread by @urbaneprofessor

Eurovision Again-ing again 😀

It's like watching the titles to Triangle or Bergerac #EurovisionAgain

"thirtieth" hilarious if you're Swedish? #EurovisionAgain

Are they going to put them all in a tracksuit in their national colours with a porn soundtrack? #EurovisionAgain

Kim Wilde's Finnish is excellent #EurovisionAgain

(that line was fed to me by @tenorlead )

Could she be less impressed by that greenhouse? #EurovisionAgain

I think her emotions in the greenhouse might've been explained by dread regarding the outfit she was going to have to wear later 😬 #EurovisionAgain

Denmark are either very small or very far away #EurovisionAgain

The was a joke about them being on the ferry, but now it's suddenly much more appropriate 😬 #EurovisionAgain

Spain! Oh. Em. Gee.

She distilled glamour. When I grow up I want to be her 😍

#EurovisionAgain

Surprised France could get through the stage door with those shoulder pads #EurovisionAgain

Turkey doing the "singing nonsense because no one can understand us" tactic perfectly here #EurovisionAgain

Oh it's an art! #EurovisionAgain

Why are all the conductors wearing ridiculously strong specs? #EurovisionAgain

Portugal's hair! 😍

And the glittery pelmet! #EurovisionAgain

Germany going for the gay vote in an early example of Eurovision sexual liberation #EurovisionAgain

That was basically Peace, Peace, Love, Love #EurovisionAgain

I don't think we really need to say much about the awkward Italians with the footballer's balls #EurovisionAgain

It was all going so well until he turned up... Well apart from the woman in white who looks like a bog roll cover #EurovisionAgain

In a very boring way, I can see why this won #EurovisionAgain

That's not a hairstyle Vikki, that's a helmet #EurovisionAgain

The backing singers might as well be in the green room #EurovisionAgain

Scenes from a random cafe... #EurovisionAgain

German-speaking nations going for earnest twinks in '85 then #EurovisionAgain

It's a thin Demis Roussos #EurovisionAgain

This interval act is fucking awful. Thank god they'd improved by 2013 #EurovisionAgain