No one panic -- I said no one panic! -- but @TheBabylonBee is currently suspended.
We're still trying to figure out why @TheBabylonBee was suspended. The suspension notices are always so vague. We think it might have to do with this article for allegedly spreading misinformation.
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Anyway, Twitter has given @TheBabylonBee a helpful list of 500 things that could have gotten it suspended and told us the reason it was suspended is one of them and then we have the fun game of figuring out which.
Anyway, #FreeTheBee. Contact your congressman. Or maybe Twitter support. The pope, maybe? Perhaps Antifa.
Also, considering subscribing to The Babylon Bee. It helps keep the site more resistant to social media platforms suddenly turning on us.
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#FreeTheBee
And @TheBabylonBee is back! Our long national nightmare is over.
...for now.
Twitter has apologized and said they suspended us in error and will send us a ham in the mail. According to the Bible, we must forgive them, but I'm searching for an interpretation where I don't have to.
And thank you all for the support! I think all the noise is what led to the quick turnaround in getting @TheBabylonBee back up.
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