Fellow Patriots,
We all know that Iran stands as an existential threat to American freedom and democracy in the Middle East. Yet the Deep State—led by Obama, AOC, and other Islamic Marxists—will do whatever it takes to prevent our liberation of the country. #tcot
This is why I've started a new crowd-funded project:
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We Invade Iran!
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Our goal is to reach $7 billion, which should cover the cost of a tactical nuclear bombardment, followed by a full-scale ground invasion—led by us, the American people.
If you've been paying attention to the Fake News media, you just don't know the truth about Iran. The freedom-loving Iranian people overwhelmingly support a devastating atomic strike on their country—especially if they know that it's funded by Americans, and not the DC Swamp.
To make this work, we're going to raise the $7 billion through my personal PayPal account.
So please send whatever you can to: NoBamaRedDawn@Aol.com.
I, of course, won't see a penny of the $7 billion. But other patriots have urged me to streamline the process.
Trust the plan, patriots. And next August, I'll see YOU in Tehran!
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