Thread by @An_Aphorism

#CursedSheithWeek

A/B/O, absolute nonsense

The app is called Breedr, and if you’re an omega who tends to swipe left... you can earn the title of Beef Farmer of the Month.

It’s a stupid badge, but keith kind of likes it. He likes the power of turning down knothead alphas.

After almost a year of this, Keith’s closing in on the title of Beef Farmer of the Year. Previous omega titleholder has met the alpha of their dreams supposedly. Keith can only roll his eyes.

He swipes left and left, hoping the rejections sting. With each he gets closer.

In December he can taste victory. He’s seen the hit count on his profile, tons of alphas who come wishing they could have the chance. Keith updates his photos just for them, posting very attractive shots that any alpha would drool over.

If he’s a little drunk on the power,

who would honestly blame him? There’s so few places omegas get to flip the script and taunt alphas.

And then, halfway through December comes the profile of one Takashi Shirogane.

Keith’s muscle memory has him almost swiping left, before something catches him. That smile.

It’s sort of boyish, clean and kind. From the profile hes slightly older, and has a prosthetic. Keith clicks over to see more.

He’s done this a few times, but then the profile writing will kill any interest.

Except—

Except not this time. He’s sweet and funny and has a huge dog named Black. “Even if you just want a dog date, I’m new here and Black would appreciate a friend!”

Keith stares at the profile, at his own Beef badge.
Then he flicks through Shiros pictures again. He’s fucking hot..

The real grade A beef if Keith’s ever seen any.

Keith groans to himself, interested and frustrated. Black looks cute and Kosmo could do with a friend.

Casual. No commitment. Keith can say yes once and still get his Beef Farmer of the Year trophy.

He swipes right.
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Thanks @SashaDistan for letting me borrow your idea and play with it. It’s been living rent free in my head because it’s just so funny!!