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NYT best-selling author of The Kids Are All Right, and Ejaculate Responsibly. American in France. Mother of 6. Opinions & Essays. @designmom on IG & Threads.

Sep 1, 2020, 6 tweets

Hey there! I see lots of new faces. Welcome! Thanks for following. Here's a photo of my family. I've also prepared a handy list of my four most retweeted threads for you.

First up: A thread about protecting your family. If you don't like mentions of the bible, that's fine, just start with the 3rd tweet.

Next up: The first thread I ever wrote, and which has been my pinned tweet for two years now: A thread about irresponsible ejaculations and how they cause all unwanted pregnancies.

Third: A thread about defunding the police. (Continued apologies to my friends who are actually named Karen.)

And fourth: My recent thread about Trump supporters and setting boundaries. I use the word shunning, but it's stressing some people out, so feel free to say setting boundaries instead.

Lastly, if you'd like to know more about me, you can find a short intro on Instagram.

Thanks for being here. 💛

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