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Historian, US foreign policy, self-determination, human rights, Indonesia, DIPG dad. https://t.co/3xX7tG3fCf

Sep 1, 2020, 5 tweets

Antifa Airlines: Leave the Looting to Us!

Cabin crew: “Your seat cushion can be used as a shield or rioting device in the event of an unexpected opportunity for looting.”

Cabin crew: “The cabin has been equipped with effigies of Rand Paul and Jeff Bezos, located fore and aft, and two along the wings. Restrooms are located at both ends of the aircraft. Please storm the first class bathrooms and paint ‘eat the rich’ on the door.”

Antifa airlines Cabin crew: “While we normally endorse smashing windows, please do not do so above 10,000 feet as we will all get sucked out of the plane and die.”

Antifa Cabin Crew: “ you may steal the bags of the rich passengers at carousel one in baggage claim. Please do not take the bags of the oppressed.”

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